What would your better half say if you just WON $40,000 playing pool?

Nope, my ass would still be in jeopardy of looking for my future 3rd EX wife.
 
Turns out, every time I win $40,000 playing pool she asks why I move the decimal point so many places. Go figure.

-td
 
It all depends on if you have separate bank accounts....think it would've been like this for me:

I win 40k: "Honey, get dressed. We're going out to celebrate....I won $10,000 last night!" :wink:
 
Actually she wouldn't care because she thinks I'm one of the best pool players in town hahaha .....because when I met her she didn't play a lick of pool and she sees me wipe the floor with non-players.

She would just think it's another day at the office but I would probably be sweating my ass off if I played for 40k...hahaha
 
Would the response be any different?

I don't think your gonna get a (she was mad as hell).

You can when 40k starting at a low number winning and playing on his money with out a bunch of pressure.

Now the question is..would you wife let you put up 40k and play for it...her answer should be yours.
 
My childhood best friend, his mom was a hard ass. She beat him up twice that I recall (and was aware of).

Once we were 12 or 13, and we hung a string across the street, with a small tree branch dangling down from the middle of it. So a car would not be able to pass without hitting the stick. A car came, stopped, and started honking the horn. Of course we had run away at this point.

The next morning, his mom drove both of us to school. (She took turns with my mom driving us to school). My friend had a nice black eye, and I could see smoke coming out of his mom's head during the drive. I didn't say a word.

The second time, my friend was about 20. He had started going to the casinos and off track betting. He won something like 11k. He made the mistake of telling his mom. She beat the shit out of him again, angry at him for gambling.
 
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