Surface snot from, for example a sneeze? Or embedded dried in snot?
Excellent question, Brian.
I don't love pool, either. I doubt if I ever did. But, I like it well enough to keep going to the pool room, three or four times a week, I know that.
I do, however, like you say, wonder if there is something better. Something more worthwhile. Something with a purpose higher than mere entertainment. Something that will let me finish out my life in a blaze of glory, if you will.
I have found it, Brian. I have discovered a revolutionary new technique that will take me from the pool room to immortality. I have recently perfected a process, after endless hours of experimentation, that will put the garment industry on its heels.
I am now able, Brian...hold on to your ass for this one...to get snot out of corduroy.
I'll tell you more about it later.![]()