Where is Russian Kenny?

Saw this guy in the bathroom at SBE a few years ago. He was about in tears after losing a $500 bet in the pit.
 
I'm at sbe in Edison maybe it was 4 years ago and Kenny is watching one of his buddies playing me in an amateur div match and this guy tries to cheat me out of a game. I tried to explain to this knucklehead how he was wrong but it was obvious he wasn't interested in reason.

I started the trek over to the elevated officials tables and this guy followed. I began explaining what just happened in our match and this guy starts trying to talk over me saying 'no it happened like this and if you don't believe me I can have Russian Kenny come over and vouch for me because he was there'.

Before I could ask if he was on crack, the 3 officials who heard what he just said all began laughing out loud.

you can't make this stuff up. :grin-square:

and, of course, when we returned, Kenny wanted to play some spot shots with me. :rolleyes:

best,
brian kc
 
cleary said:
Kenny played Scott Simonetti (from The Hustlers) about two years ago. I had a few bucks in with Scott. Scott busted him like I knew he would and without fail, Kenny asked to borrow some money back to get home with one of his sob stories... Scotty is a good guy and gave him a grand back. As expected, we never got that money back. Par for the course. That's pool.
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That sounds more like a walking stick than a loan.
 
cleary said:
Kenny played Scott Simonetti (from The Hustlers) about two years ago. I had a few bucks in with Scott. Scott busted him like I knew he would and without fail, Kenny asked to borrow some money back to get home with one of his sob stories... Scotty is a good guy and gave him a grand back. As expected, we never got that money back. Par for the course. That's pool.
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A Grand to get home? Where the hell does he live? Lol
 
Why does anyone that he doesn't owe money to even care where that air barrel POS is unless he owes them money? Johnnyt
 
He’s been down here for about a week. I think he’s about broke even in the couple of bigger ($10k) matches I’ve seen. He’s probably up a bit with smaller stuff.

And whoever said that he should’ve been a carnival barker got it right! :D
 
yep those to guys are total suckers they owe all of you money and dont have to pay.
 
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cleary said:
Kenny played Scott Simonetti (from The Hustlers) about two years ago. I had a few bucks in with Scott. Scott busted him like I knew he would and without fail, Kenny asked to borrow some money back to get home with one of his sob stories... Scotty is a good guy and gave him a grand back. As expected, we never got that money back. Par for the course. That's pool.
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A thousand dollars to get home. Where does he live? The moon?
 
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