Who is Deathball?

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As most of you know by watching TAR's coverage of the DCC the past couple of weeks, there is a guy named Deathball from Atlanta.

Without a doubt, he is the most annoying, loudest, nittiest person to ever grace an internet stream. He embodies all that is bad in pool. I believe that he also embodies all that is bad with anything. In fact, I now see people doing bad things or annoying the sh*t out of me and I immediately think of Deathball.

So, with that in mind, I'll give everyone the opportunity to give examples of who Deathball is in everyday society. I salute you Deathball, I hate you, but I salute you.

Examples:

-Deathball is that MF'er at a the drive through that can manage to get everything right on a 10 person order EXCEPT mine. He'll either completely leave mine out or substitute something that even my dog (whom is named Deathball) won't eat.

-Deathball is the guy that you see sitting at a stop sign 500 yards away in his '82 Dodge. He sits there until you get right up on him and then turns right in front of you and goes 15 mph. This Deathball always gets the finger while I'm passing him. Just once I'd like to look in my rearview mirror and see this Dodge flip end over end and burst into a fiery deathball flame.

-Deathball is the ugliest girl at the club who is also friends with the hottest girl at the club whom I've been pitching game to all night long. At the end of the night instead of going home with me, the hot girl has to give Deathball a ride home. Thanks deathball, you f#*king skank.
 
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vette, you say he's from here in the atl? is this serious or are you just foolin' around? 'cause it sure sounds like a few motherf***ers around here. i didn't watch any feeds from the derby, but if this is someone you really want to i.d. let me know what he looks like and anything you know and i'll try to help. and btw i'm sure deathball is always the douche asking me to play some cheap sets when i'm halfway to my car as opposed to when i was in the pool hall for five hours
 
Deathball, (real name Troy), is from Atlanta, is annoying, and is most definitely the nittiest mofo in the south. I saw him take 14-4 from Eric Durbin in one hole, split 2 racks and complain that the spot wasn't big enough. a more even game would have been somewhere along the lines of 10-5. Just to give you an idea...he's the worst kind of lock-artist I've run into before.
 
Deathball

Deathball makes me laugh! he is just another rounder trying to make his nut!
 
corvette1340 said:
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-Deathball is the ugliest girl at the club who is also friends with the hottest girl at the club whom I've been pitching game to all night long. At the end of the night instead of going home with me, the hot girl has to give Deathball a ride home. Thanks deathball, you f#*king skank.
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Your inexperience is showing here.
You invite them both to your room.
Once you get there, you tell the ugly girl she
can watch, and if she's a good girl, you'll save a little something for her.

Then proceed to wear the beauty out and plead exhaustion at the end.

What's she gonna do? Sue you?

Worked for me in Savannah once. An Irish 9.5 and an English 4.5.
 
Deathball is definitely the nittiest guy I have ever met, and I have met a lot of nits. And prof, nits lose the most cash, in terms of % to bankroll, because they KNOW they are supposed to be stealing, and will typically go off waiting for it to change in their favor. But anyone who has ever known Troy knows how nitty he truly is. He simply won't play if he is only a 4 or 5 ball favorite. And Vette, to answer your original post, I can only see DB as a super sleazy used car salesman. You know the type, right? :D
 
muttley76 said:
Deathball is definitely the nittiest guy I have ever met, and I have met a lot of nits. And prof, nits lose the most cash, in terms of % to bankroll, because they KNOW they are supposed to be stealing, and will typically go off waiting for it to change in their favor. But anyone who has ever known Troy knows how nitty he truly is. He simply won't play if he is only a 4 or 5 ball favorite. And Vette, to answer your original post, I can only see DB as a super sleazy used car salesman. You know the type, right? :D
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I might know someone, lol. I will admit I'm somewhat of a nit. I like having the best of it, but at least I'm not loud and obnoxious while trying to match up. Unless I'm drunk of course, lol. Wait, maybe I am deathball. :thumbup:
 
corvette1340 said:
I might know someone, lol. I will admit I'm somewhat of a nit. I like having the best of it, but at least I'm not loud and obnoxious while trying to match up. Unless I'm drunk of course, lol. Wait, maybe I am deathball. :thumbup:
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Nah, I was just making a car-dig. When it comes to nittieness, DB gives the world the 6. I can honestly say that I think the pope has GAMBLED much more. You aren't that nitty. Can I get 15 a side?
 
muttley76 said:
Nah, I was just making a car-dig. When it comes to nittieness, DB gives the world the 6. I can honestly say that I think the pope has GAMBLED much more. You aren't that nitty. Can I get 15 a side?
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you can get 6 a side.
 
Gunn_Slinger said:
sue you?..no.......stab you in your sleep...maybe.......ouchy...lol
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I had a feeling that post wouldn't go over big with the ladies on the board. :embarrassed2: :embarrassed2:
 
sorry to bump this old thread...

...but here is DeathBall for anyone still wondering. He's the bald guy woofing in this clip from this year's DCC. I played him a little about a year ago. He moves good but not really a shotmaker from what I can tell. I was getting the best of him (barely) in 9 ball & he complained the whole time that it wasn't a fair game. Changed to 8 ball and he played hide the rock for a while. I pulled up after a few games because he seemed a little shady. I got some much needed kicking practice though. We broke about even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=MqBvSM-qbqM&feature
 
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