Who is Ktown

Some say Ktown came from a town near New Orleans,
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen.
A crashing blow from a huge right hand,
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land.

Others say it was the West Texas town of Lardo,
Where he fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night time would come and Felita would whirl.

It is also said that out of South Alabam came a guy named Jim,
Leroy Brown tried to take him and I heard it was a sin,
You know you don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind, and you don't mess around with Slim.

Even if you do have a two piece custom made pool cue.
 
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philw said:
Damn, I like this thread. You Azer's are a creative lot.
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Did you need to get a hold of him? He normally only fields calls from Commissioner Gordon... on the Bat Phone.

Fred <~~~ hopes he didn't give away Ktowns secret identity
 
ktown is some scrub whom I've never actually met but we've spoken on the phone and know all the same people and whom I split all of my internet bets with. So, no, who is this ktown you speak of?
 
JoeW said:
Some say Ktown came from a town near New Orleans,
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen.
A crashing blow from a huge right hand,
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land.

Others say it was the West Texas town of Lardo,
Where he fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night time would come and Felita would whirl.

It is also said that out of South Alabam came a guy named Jim,
Leroy Brown tried to take him and I heard it was a sin,
You know you don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind, and you don't mess around with Slim.

Even if you do have a two piece custom made pool cue.
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I liked this, except for the fact that "Lardo" is a small city in Mississippi, I believe.
 
Smorgass Bored said:
His real name is Ltown, but he learned to spell from fatboy.

Doug
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LOL, yeah I heard he killed Marty Feldman for looking at him the wrong way.
 
JoeW said:
Some say Ktown came from a town near New Orleans,
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun queen.
A crashing blow from a huge right hand,
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land.

Others say it was the West Texas town of Lardo,
Where he fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night time would come and Felita would whirl.

It is also said that out of South Alabam came a guy named Jim,
Leroy Brown tried to take him and I heard it was a sin,
You know you don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind, and you don't mess around with Slim.

Even if you do have a two piece custom made pool cue.
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Good to know I'm not the only old guy here...:D
 
TXsouthpaw said:
I heard when the boogeyman goes to sleep everynight he checks his closet for Ktown first. :)
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That right thar's funny, don't care who you are, that right thar's funny.:clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
 
Ok, I hate to be the one to stop the fun here. I have gambles with KTown and the guy pays fast. His real name is Kaiser Sosay.
 
I once saw Ktown punch a hole in a cow just to see what was on the other side.
 
pwd72s said:
Good to know I'm not the only old guy here...:D
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Some of us remember "Big Bad John", "El Paso", and "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" but you can't be to obvious about it.:thumbup:
 
I heard that one time while on the road, Ktown ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. And he got it.
 
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