mthornto said:
MT,
Perhaps the choice is more akin to choosing between Ward Cleaver and Charles Manson. JMO.
Who's your favorite? ATTN: Williebetmore and Breakup
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MT,
Perhaps the choice is more akin to choosing between Ward Cleaver and Charles Manson. JMO.
SuperG,supergreenman said:Picking my favorite between the Betmore/Breakup duo is like asking me to pick my favorite between a rabbid muskrat and really grumpy parrot.
I abstain.
Well, I'm sorry to inform you that abstention is NOT an option!!! Official AZB polls such as this one MUST be answered.
P.S. - Your chances in the DCC raffle will not be helped by voting for breakup.
sde said:Not so Ward Cleaver squeaky clean after all.
Steve
Steve,
You didn't hear me say his chances would be any worse though did you???
You also didn't hear me say anything about cutting the brake lines on his motorcycle.
Williebetmore said:
Well sir, I'll keep my eye on the mailbox then, first package containing a 12 year old single malt from the Isley district gets my vote.
I never said I was above accepting bribes for votes.Picking between these two reminds me of a joke. Which one would be better?. 
Rod
Here's how Medicare really works!
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one
time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Rod
Here's how Medicare really works!
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is
your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other
one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one
time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Williebetmore said:
Did you really mean shizophrenic or schizophrenic? ROFL!
I am not voting until I meet WBM (and he influences how much time I get at the DCC tables next year, lol). I have met Breakup and he was very sweet.
What I want to know is, who won at DCC???
supergreenman said:Well sir, I'll keep my eye on the mailbox then, first package containing a 12 year old single malt from the Isley district gets my vote.
SuperG,
Remember, there are other issues:
A vote for breakup will not further world peace.
A vote for breakup will not get our troops home from Iraq.
A vote for breakup will not keep Hilary out of the White House.
A vote for breakup will not reduce poverty in America.
A vote for breakup will not increase your supply of whiskey.
It seems clear that WBM should be your choice (there is always free single barrel bourbon in Betmore's Basement).
rackmsuckr said:Did you really mean shizophrenic or schizophrenic? ROFL!
I am not voting until I meet WBM (and he influences how much time I get at the DCC tables next year, lol). I have met Breakup and he was very sweet.
What I want to know is, who won at DCC???
WW,
I've corrected the typo; I DEFINITELY meant schizophrenic (he was observed at DCC this year wearing a T-shirt that said, "roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I").
Though breakup has very sporadic and brief period's of sweetness (especially on days of good medicine compliance, and on days immediately following electroshock), I can assure you that his baseline disposition is somewhere between sour and sullen.
When the Grudge Match was halted (due to the unethical behavior of the evil breakup), I had a huge and insurmountable lead. Had the home sent his "Hannibal Lecter mask" with him on the trip, it is possible we could have finished the match.
hondo said:
Hondo,
Yes, you are right....I've definitely sugar-coated my description of breakup, making him sound much, much, much, much better than he really is. Sometimes mere words are inadequate to convey the sheer depth of the horror that is breakup.
Congratulations Willie the early polls have you in a lead! Don’t you think it’s about time to quit in protest and grab the Jellybeans?
No doubt those powerhouse organizations that supported you in your bid for a senate seat will rally behind you in this pageant.
I’m sure all your special interest groups are excited to get another shot at international exposure with one of their own in a high profile race. I expect there will be a flurry of new members from your constituent’s organizations in the coming weeks.
- The F’n Tourette’s Alliance
- The Men with Little Peckers Anti-Defamation League.
- The Jane Goodall Foundation.
I can’t wait to see some of your real constituents when the start showing up.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=45120&highlight=senate
No doubt those powerhouse organizations that supported you in your bid for a senate seat will rally behind you in this pageant.
I’m sure all your special interest groups are excited to get another shot at international exposure with one of their own in a high profile race. I expect there will be a flurry of new members from your constituent’s organizations in the coming weeks.
- The F’n Tourette’s Alliance
- The Men with Little Peckers Anti-Defamation League.
- The Jane Goodall Foundation.
I can’t wait to see some of your real constituents when the start showing up.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=45120&highlight=senate
I'll decide later when Breakup provides me with a list of what a vote for him WILL do.Williebetmore said:
breakup said:
breakdown,
Since the early polls have you a distant last, don't you think it's time to quit and head to the bathroom to drown your sorrows (and your deep sense of utter worthlessness) in an orgy of illicit drug use???? After you snort a few cans of ether, and pop thirty or forty tabs of blotter acid you are bound to feel better about yourself (though of course we will all still know you are a loser). Hey, maybe you really can fly after a few hits.....you should head up to the roof now to find out.
hondo said:
Hondo,
There is no edge to breakup (he is sharp as a marble).
The thread he references is an utter fabrication - my response is located further down the first page of that pathetic thread.