Wife says I can keep the pool table

michael4

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I have an older "furniture" style pool table at home, but we are downsizing and moving to Las Vegas soon.

I had a strong feeling the wife was gonna object to taking the pool table to Las Vegas.........Then she said this:

She: Honey, I have one big favor to ask you about the pool table and the Las Vegas house...
Me: ....(worried) what is that?

She: Well, your table is not that nice, can we get a newer nicer table for the Las Vegas house?

Me:...(long pause)........Well.....I guess so, if it makes you happy..........:wink::wink:

She: Thank you honey!
 
I have an older "furniture" style pool table at home, but we are downsizing and moving to Las Vegas soon.

I had a strong feeling the wife was gonna object to taking the pool table to Las Vegas.........Then she said this:

She: Honey, I have one big favor to ask you about the pool table and the Las Vegas house...
Me: ....(worried) what is that?

She: Well, your table is not that nice, can we get a newer nicer table for the Las Vegas house?

Me:...(long pause)........Well.....I guess so, if it makes you happy..........:wink::wink:

She: Thank you honey!

That's like a wife finding out you had a girlfriend on the side and she asks "so do you think she'd like me too if we got together?". Score :grin-square:
 
Explain to her along with the newer nicer pool table you need a nice Balabushka cue.
 
I have an older "furniture" style pool table at home, but we are downsizing and moving to Las Vegas soon.

I had a strong feeling the wife was gonna object to taking the pool table to Las Vegas.........Then she said this:

She: Honey, I have one big favor to ask you about the pool table and the Las Vegas house...
Me: ....(worried) what is that?

She: Well, your table is not that nice, can we get a newer nicer table for the Las Vegas house?

Me:...(long pause)........Well.....I guess so, if it makes you happy..........:wink::wink:

She: Thank you honey!

Sounds good but that is going to cost you big time! She is a smart woman.
 
Sounds good but that is going to cost you big time! She is a smart woman.

You guys are probably right, I'm likely being tricked, right after I get a new pool table, she is going to buy $10K worth of designer purses and shoes :frown::frown::frown:
 
You guys are probably right, I'm likely being tricked, right after I get a new pool table, she is going to buy $10K worth of designer purses and shoes :frown::frown::frown:

:rotflmao: While that is a distinct possibility … you'll still have a pool table. Everyone is happy.
 
A Diamond is a girl’s best friend....

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I have an older "furniture" style pool table at home, but we are downsizing and moving to Las Vegas soon.

I had a strong feeling the wife was gonna object to taking the pool table to Las Vegas.........Then she said this:

She: Honey, I have one big favor to ask you about the pool table and the Las Vegas house...
Me: ....(worried) what is that?

She: Well, your table is not that nice, can we get a newer nicer table for the Las Vegas house?

Me:...(long pause)........Well.....I guess so, if it makes you happy..........:wink::wink:

She: Thank you honey!

Awesome!!!

You realize this is just her way of trying to keep you away from the casinos and the other thing in Vegas that is Legal don't ya?:wink:
 
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