will anti-gas improve pool experiance for others?

Celophanewrap said:
The absolute best remedy for gas that I've ever found is a slight change in diet. Try, for at least several day before you're going to play, eat only cauliflour, beans (kidney or pinto), and broccoli, and be sure to drink some whole milk, at least 16 oz., with this stuff. Works every time for me, make sure you try it
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Well-Played, Sir.

As to this whole matter of gas-tactics. I do not think its really a valid concern. I don't see it as an effective means of sharking someone unless you are an artist about it. It has to be the kind of emission that would peel the varnish off the tables' apron in order for it to even be considered a sharking attempt.

There are much more subtle and effective means of psychically steering your opponent... if that is your goal. Playing music you know they do not like, slow lean while you are vaguely in their line of sight and they are shooting, litter the table with chalk dust and powder and leave the bridge half on the hooks or protruding from the holder in such a fashion that they have to fix it..... so many things to show your opponent how much you love them. Everyone has their favorite method of dealing with players that annoy them or otherwise deserve special weapons and tactics.

Regards,

Lesh
 
if i do fart: very casually, i will spin in circles a couple of times and walk off. i think this is a pretty effective tactic. :)
 
Celophanewrap said:
The absolute best remedy for gas that I've ever found is a slight change in diet. Try, for at least several day before you're going to play, eat only cauliflour, beans (kidney or pinto), and broccoli, and be sure to drink some whole milk, at least 16 oz., with this stuff.
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What???? No boiled eggs and sauerkraut???

Maniac
 
Stones said:
I've been using "chemical warfare" at the table since I started playing.

Around my neck of the woods, farting is considered a competitive art form.


Stones
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Hey, it's not sharking if it's natural gas.:D
 
Originally Posted by Celophanewrap View Post
The absolute best remedy for gas that I've ever found is a slight change in diet. Try, for at least several day before you're going to play, eat only cauliflour, beans (kidney or pinto), and broccoli, and be sure to drink some whole milk, at least 16 oz., with this stuff.

Maniac said:
What???? No boiled eggs and sauerkraut???

Maniac
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Ooooo, yeah, thanks, I forgot about those. I'm a little rusty, Since I've changed my diet I'm pretty much gas free, just ask anyone I play with
 
Irish Jigs dinner:

- Corned beef and cabbage
- Kosciusko Mustard (for the corned beef)
- Crème brûlée dessert
- A pint (or two) of Guinness​

...followed by a snack (esp. during the match itself):

- A couple Slim Jims (especially the hot/spicey ones)​


You'll need some sort of breathing apparatus if you want to stay put in any one place; otherwise, you'll need to keep moving around to prevent gassing yourself.

:p
-Sean
 
alphadog said:
Do the gas elimination products stop gas? Others want to know?

Of course I am asking for a embarrassed friend.:angry:
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I used Beano for a few months when it first came out. It was expensive, it took several times the recommended dosage in order to get acceptable results, and it only works for certain foods, but it did have a positive effect.

I quit using it when I figured out that out that Beano is the sort of thing that other people should buy for you.

Eventually I also figured out that the majority of my problem was a result of dairy products.

Ken
 
One of my good friends leaves stink bombs all over the table nearly every time we play and either doesn't notice or pretends not to. Nothing sharks me more than watching him squirm in his chair and then having to wait for it to waft over the table.
 
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