Williebetmore interviews Breakup

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Last weekend at Willie’s insistence we met at undisclosed location for Willie to interview me. Willie also insisted that he be “sharp” which means “unplugged” no Prozac pump, no IV drip and no sedative cocktail … so for those of you that are easily offended or squeamish be forewarned this is Willie “au natural”.

Williebetmore: I'm here with little-sissy-girly-loserman-poolplayer-wannabe Breakup. Welcome Breakup you little sissy girly loserman.

Breakup: Ahhh... Hi Willie, ...any expectations I may have had of you as a host have already have been exceeded.

Williebetmore: Your welcome. So little-sissy-girly-loserman –poolplayer-wannabe where do you get the ballz to accept a challenge from me?

Breakup: Well it’s not really a question of “ballz” as you put it, rather it’s a good opportunity to get me to refresh my 14.1 game after many years. It’s all about the spirit of competition.

Williebetmore: Your 14.1 game HA HA HA, don’t make me wet my pants. I call it your 1 and miss game. How many trophies do you have anyway?

Breakup: Well I don’t have any that I purchased for myself if that’s what you mean but I do have several from when I was younger, it seems like it used to be more popular to give trophies at tournaments in addition to cash 20 – 30 years ago.

Williebetmore: Double hockey sticks to you trophy boy. Have you ever been within 10 feet of any real pool player have you ever been within 10 feet of my partner Efren. I told him about you, the words out. I’ve killed your action with all the top pros. There is no way they’re going to prune you for years like they have me. I’ll be running a hundred balls every day before any one of them plays you for a hundred bucks. They don’t call me Bonsai Betmore for nothing. HA HA HA take that!

Breakup: Is that a question?

Williebetmore: Ok mister english major here’s a question for you, you ever played any body that ain’t drunk?

Breakup: …Ah …Well yes, interesting question, however I think I liked the statements better.

Williebetmore: The only thng you gonna like bout me is when we be playnn I be so popular I’ll have to stop poundin on u butt to sign autographs, ...So little-sissy-girly-loserman-poolplayer-wannabe where do you get the ballz to accept a challenge from me?

Breakup: Ah ...Willie, you already ask me that question once.

Williebetmore: shut up motor mouth, I know that! (where’s my Prozac pump) …when yoz wer playn at DCC last tim did u beet any body at anything?

Breakup: I thought this was an unplugged interview, oh well.

Well no, if I understand the question, I think I played respectable but did not win a match.

Williebetmore: wenz the las tmie yoz had the ballz to b agagst the stoon coold nutz and com out winer

Breakup: Could you please repeat the question?

Williebetmore: I SAIDD!! WENZ THE LAS TMIE YOZ HAD THE BALLZ TO B AGAGST THE STOON COOLD NUTZ AND COM OUT WINER!!!

Breakup: Ahhh ..next question please


Williebetmore: I new u was a putz. What kind of little sissy gulryman practice do you do. Do you practice with Pros, do you know pros? So what does the insignificant microbe of a loser like yourself do to get ready to get in a game with Will-ie-bet-more!

Breakup: Well I play leagues and occasionally do some focused practice but nothing too intense. I enjoy the recreational aspect of pool, the camaraderie and the “Cheers” type atmosphere of my local pool room.

Williebetmore: Don’t make me wet my pants recreation boy. I’m gonna beat you like Pee Wee Herman’s #%$@. Why would you ever want to play somebody like Bonsai Betmore.

Breakup: Well I guess it’s kind of a David and Golidth contest. I’ve never been one to back down to a good sporting challenge.

Williebetmore: bozo loser sissyman…peek out your belly button and have a look around. I’m Williebetmore your Breakup I don’t see no David or no Goliath!

Now make like a tree …and get outta here
 
Somehow when I read this interview I hear Willie in an Austrian accent ...

Dave, trying to get those voices out of my head ...
 
Like someone said some week or weeks ago: this is THE match to put on dvd with audio and who does that will have a best-seller to put on market.
 
However they will have to provide subtitles for Willie. He speaks with a mixed dialect of imitation Austrian ( he trys to speak like Hans and Franz) and that special vocal cadence that only comes from not being allowed to speak in public until he was an adult.
 
breakup said:
However they will have to provide subtitles for Willie. He speaks with a mixed dialect of imitation Austrian ( he trys to speak like Hans and Franz) and that special vocal cadence that only comes from not being allowed to speak in public until he was an adult.
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You know, it can also be, that he (?) has some ideas about going in politics. At least one can have his/hers own state with that dialect:D
 
buddy&efren, grady&incardona...themselves???

Mr. Wilson said:
I hope they televise the match :)
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I wonder who will/should be the commentators? recommedations anyone?:D

I know...they could go back after the match and be their own commentators!:eek: that would be hilarious!;)
 
...and when they go back to do the audio commentary, there should be 3 versions....Willie's alone, Breakup's alone, and one with them tag-teaming. This way, you'll get a "player review" independent from each other, as well as their combined thoughts in the tag-team version.
 
ragbug74 said:
...and when they go back to do the audio commentary, there should be 3 versions....Willie's alone, Breakup's alone, and one with them tag-teaming. This way, you'll get a "player review" independent from each other, as well as their combined thoughts in the tag-team version.
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How 'bout we wire them up with microphones while they play.:cool:
 
Breakup, I had ringside when Willie had Efren on the ropes!
( Maybe you heard about that match). You might be biting
off more than you can chew, buddy.
 
hondo said:
Breakup, I had ringside when Willie had Efren on the ropes!
( Maybe you heard about that match). You might be biting
off more than you can chew, buddy.
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Thanks buddy I'll hang in there and let the chips fall where they may.

I think that was the match Willie got a half a hotdog from Efren’s table. He said he was going to freeze dry it. Man he snags cubes of chalk Efren used, empty beverage containers, leftover powder, empty potato chip bags. You think some people have Weird Elvis collections? Willie’s "Efren" collection is something out of the Twilight Zone.

If you ever saw “Misery” by Stephen King with James Caan playing Paul Sheldon and Kathy Bates playing Annie Wilkes you know what it means when you hear Willie is Efren’s #1 fan:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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ragbug74 said:
...and when they go back to do the audio commentary, there should be 3 versions....Willie's alone, Breakup's alone, and one with them tag-teaming. This way, you'll get a "player review" independent from each other, as well as their combined thoughts in the tag-team version.
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Bug-man,
I have an idea. Why not tape the match, then afterwards try to get Grady or Danny to sit in with myself (the winner) and breakup (the loser) to do a player review? We could do another "X-rated" commentary and distribute it ourselves (either sell it at cost; or small profit to go towards the AZB room). I would be willing to foot the bill for the cost of the taping. I really can't believe there would be much of a market for it though.
 
I think taping it and adding some type of player review would be a great idea. BTW, do you have any idea when this match will take place? I'd like to make sure I schedule my trip down to the DCC to include this match. All I can say is you aren't hearing much talk around here about the DCC except for this highly anticipated matchup! I want to make sure I'm there to witness it in person.
 
Williebetmore said:
Bug-man,
I have an idea. Why not tape the match, then afterwards try to get Grady or Danny to sit in with myself (the winner) and breakup (the loser) to do a player review? We could do another "X-rated" commentary and distribute it ourselves (either sell it at cost; or small profit to go towards the AZB room). I would be willing to foot the bill for the cost of the taping. I really can't believe there would be much of a market for it though.
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Ala "Mystery Science Theater 2000" ??

That would be entertainment. :)
 
breakup said:
Last weekend at Willie’s insistence we met at undisclosed location for Willie to interview me............Now make like a tree …and get outta here
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Breakup,
How low can you sink??? Your description of the interview was completely falsified (well except for the parts where I called you a girlyman).

How convenient for you to try to hide the location - it was at your home (The Anchorage Kosher Delicatessen and Home for the Criminally Insane - motto = "Is this a pickup or a delivery?") during regular visiting hours. I will say that I felt quite safe with you in your clean, white straitjacket (though the drool stains down the front were a little disgusting).

I'm sure the forum would be interested in the comments of the head psychiatrist there. As soon as I finish forging these release of information permission documents I'm going to pay him a visit. So for now I'm going to make like a tree and......err....scram.
 
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We could do a test tape.

Lets film 5 minutes of Willie sitting in a chair covering his face with a tissue and just copy it over and over a dozen times to get an hour of video. Then dub in Willie's commentary.


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