Worst or gayest pool things ever

enzo said:
also, feel free to make any proposition you want jimmy, we'll see what kind of a man you really are afterwards...... i've got the money, don't worry, I wont "jimmy" you. i'm quite serious about all this.

Oh now, my uncle's name is Jimmy too, he's a good guy. I think it's unfair to him. He didn't do anything wrong. :D
 
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enzo said:
you seem not to be able to understand what you've written. who is it that can't comprehend when i said you are uneducated and illiterate SOUNDING and you say I said you are uneducated and illiterate right there. read jimmy, read.... i know it's tough.

I have enough reading comprehension to have received a masters degree.

in any case, i propose (to maybe solve this), that every time someone does something bad or unethical on AZ billiards, we should say he really "jimmied" that. if somebody is a dirtbag.... he's a "jimmy". if someone chokes a nine ball..... he "jimmied" that 9. if somebody makes a stupid post... what a "jimmy" post. if somebody receives funds and doesn't send the product (in the wanted section).... I got "jimmied."

And, if it caught on and continued, lets see how you would like it.

You've undoubted just won over the other readers with your superior "masters-level" insults. Great work. :rolleyes:
 
crosseyedjoe said:
Oh now, my uncle's name is Jimmy too, he's a good guy. I think it's unfair to him. He didn't anything wrong. :D

MY brother Jimmy, is a *****. It won't bother me one way or the other.

JoeyA (thinks if Enzo wants to gamble at pool with JimmyM, he should belly-up to the table like a man) (At least the first time-after that they can consider adjusting).
 
enzo said:
in any case, i propose (to maybe solve this), that every time someone does something bad or unethical on AZ billiards, we should say he really "jimmied" that. if somebody is a dirtbag.... he's a "jimmy". if someone chokes a nine ball..... he "jimmied" that 9. if somebody makes a stupid post... what a "jimmy" post. if somebody receives funds and doesn't send the product (in the wanted section).... I got "jimmied."

And, if it caught on and continued, lets see how you would like it.

I just wanted to say that you can't do that. Some of my friends and I already have coyrighted that particular name/word.

For probably 15 or so years, we have used "jimmy, jimmied" to describe the use of excessive top spin or force follow. It originated after watching many insane follow shots that Jimmy White used. This is the only context in which one is allowed to use the word.

example, " I seriously jimmied that shot", or "Check out the jimmy on this one"

P.S. I know it's kinda gay, but hey we thought it was cool at the time. :)
 
Calm down!

Smorgass Bored said:
I refuse to be a party to a mean spirited thread...... DAMMIT !
Doug
( mark my words....heads will roll )

Smorgy,

Calm down you don't want to get your dander up. These guys don't know who they are fooling with. I can attest to the volitality(sp) of this poster. He has stooped to calling me an "ESKIMO", so watch out how you respond to him!! :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek: Rep for you. You make my Coors taste so gooooooooD!! (They won't let me Rep you?)
 
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jgpool said:
Smorgy,

Calm down you don't want to get your dander up. These guys don't know who they are fooling with. I can attest to the volitality(sp) of this poster. He has stooped to calling me an "ESKIMO", so watch out how you respond to him!! :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek: Rep for you. You make my Coors taste so gooooooooD!!
(They won't let me Rep you?)


I think my Rep button is broken and won't let any Rep come through...
Doug
 
JoeyA said:
MY brother Jimmy, is a *****. It won't bother me one way or the other.

JoeyA (thinks if Enzo wants to gamble at pool with JimmyM, he should belly-up to the table like a man) (At least the first time-after that they can consider adjusting).

To you, but to him, you might be a bigger *****. :D And yes, he might mind his name used that way.
 
crosseyedjoe said:
To you, but to him, you might be a bigger *****. :D And yes, he might mind his name used that way.

:) Nah, he sucking up to me, apologizing for being a *****, saying that he doesn't know why he acted that way in the past and wants to make things right. A fairly recent religious experience and he is all for making things right except he fails to acknowledge why he acted like a *****. :confused: He knows but just hasn't been man enough to say the reasons. Who knows, maybe one day.....

Oh well, not to worry, there are more important things to worry about. Let's figure out how to solve the world's problems. :p

JoeyA (the pool hall's the place for it or right here on AZ :D )
 
Since everybdy wants to bicker instead of add to the list..

I'll give a try..

How about when you are playing a banger a race to 20 9 ball and he continually wacks at impossible shots making two or three randomly and getting perfect shape on the 4 ball. He then knocks down the easy 5 and 6 but hooks himself on the 8. Kicks and leaves you hooked behind the 9 ball again... randomly. Somehow, this goes on for 2 hours and when you finally get to break (down 6-0 at this point) you have no shot on the one ball and decide to push out. Banger says, "What's a push out?! I've never seen that! That's so gay!"

btw, it was a long 5 hours on saturday until I switched the game to 8 ball where you have to call shots. According to said banger, he started playing like shit after we stopped playing 9 ball. :D

Oh I forgot to add: And when it's said bangers turn to rack the balls he removes his filthy, raggedy billiard glove and tosses it on the table. Go figure.
 
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Sorry, I refuse to believe that refusing to condone bigotry is a form of bigotry. Would I be bigoted against the criminally insane if I tried to stop a man from stabbing a random stranger on the street? Is the TSA bigoted against hijackers? Only in the same sense that I'm bigoted against those who use terms that show intolerance toward homosexuals.

-Andrew[/QUOTE]

I think you really missed the point. You stated that anyone who considers homosexuality immoral was a BAD person. My comment was based on the fact that many religions consider this act to be immoral, and have every right to believe so without being considered a bigot. It is really how you handle those beliefs that matter. I have at least one friend who is homosexual. I personally do believe that homosexuality is immoral. I do also believe that pre-marital sex, drunkeness, and a number of other things that some of my other friends do is also immoral. I am certainly aware of my own falabilities as well. Because of this, I treat my homosexual friend as I would any of my other friends. She knows I disagree with it, but we agree to disagree, and do not hold bad feelings towards each other because of it.

People will always have differences, and will always have a right to their own opinions. I am happy to stand up for what I believe, and feel in NO way that I am a bigot. We simply need to respect other people, even if we disagree with them. It is not disagreeing with that person or feeling that what they do is immoral that makes it bad, it is how you behave because of your differences.

People who spout aggressive remarks like you have, are the type of people that create defensiveness and an argumentative nature. The proof is in this thread. You have every right to be offended by the title of this thread, but have no right to make the blanket statement about people that you did. I can disagree with someone about their choices without being a bigot. If you do not feel that is my right to do so, especially based on my religious beliefs, then you are just as oppressive as those you speak of, especially when the same religious beliefs are the ones that make feel that I should treat them as I would myself or anyone else!!
 
enzo said:
you seem not to be able to understand what you've written. who is it that can't comprehend when i said you are uneducated and illiterate SOUNDING and you say I said you are uneducated and illiterate right there. read jimmy, read.... i know it's tough.

I have enough reading comprehension to have received a masters degree.

in any case, i propose (to maybe solve this), that every time someone does something bad or unethical on AZ billiards, we should say he really "jimmied" that. if somebody is a dirtbag.... he's a "jimmy". if someone chokes a nine ball..... he "jimmied" that 9. if somebody makes a stupid post... what a "jimmy" post. if somebody receives funds and doesn't send the product (in the wanted section).... I got "jimmied."

And, if it caught on and continued, lets see how you would like it.

Heh. I wouldn't mind if that slang caught on. In fact, they already refer to a condom as a "jimmy hat" (and, obviously, if a condom is a "Jimmy hat", then a "Jimmy" must be whatever the hat covers, right?) so, if I were as thin-skinned as you, I'd be on top of my roof with a bullhorn protesting the phrase! Instead, I could care less. Hell, *I* say "jimmy hat" some times myself!

However, since I am so lighthearted and am willing to accept your proposed use of the word (name) "Jimmy", I'd like to offer a proposition of my own. Since the word "gay" is so offensive, I propose that we start using "enzo" to mean "homosexual" instead of the word "gay"! Don't feel bad though, I do have some enzo friends so it isn't like I'll dislike you just because you're enzo. The funny thing is, the enzo people that I do know, and am friends with, use more derogatory slang words for "homosexual" (jokingly, of course) than most heterosexuals that I know. It really is somewhat comical. I guess it isn't so derogatory when the person using the slang words is actually an enzo themselves.

Eh, whatever. You're a bit too uptight for public forums. Do you play pool or do you just hang around pool forums with your panties pre-knotted waiting for someone to offend you?
 
seymore15074 said:
You've undoubted just won over the other readers with your superior "masters-level" insults. Great work. :rolleyes:

He definitely put me in my place. The good news is, I don't even have a Bachelor's Degree so I didn't understand most of what he said! No wonder I'm not offended! :D
 
Jimmy M. said:
He definitely put me in my place. The good news is, I don't even have a Bachelor's Degree so I didn't understand most of what he said! No wonder I'm not offended! :D
I doubt Enzo has a masters...and I would seriously doubt what he said about backing up his woofing. The truth is, he probably knows what kind of game you've got Jimmy, and will not play you. The other truth is, well, for those faggots to defend the improper usage of the word 'fag' is pretty gay when this is a forum about pool. It's pathetic to try and trap people into arguments about ethics and social considerations when that energy could be spent on writing letters for Amnesty International or spreading the word on genital herpes. I think people who go onto forums like this looking to pick things apart for arguments are unaccomplished fags with the wrong motivation to discover some self esteem. Instead of trying to correct everyone, these faggots should think about their gay motivations, and if they want to sound smart to themselves, they can read some Victor Hugo aloud or go hang out in a place where everyone is seemingly dumb enough to not call them what they are. That fag from Virginia and Enzo are damn annoying. Jimmy, I'll put money on you over Enzo in a heartbeat. Obviously, this thread will end with the gayest thing of them all, which is Enzo not accepting the challenge and not putting up some cash to back up his gay loving mouth.
 
uh oh!

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fdambi said:
I doubt Enzo has a masters...and I would seriously doubt what he said about backing up his woofing. The truth is, he probably knows what kind of game you've got Jimmy, and will not play you. The other truth is, well, for those faggots to defend the improper usage of the word 'fag' is pretty gay when this is a forum about pool. It's pathetic to try and trap people into arguments about ethics and social considerations when that energy could be spent on writing letters for Amnesty International or spreading the word on genital herpes. I think people who go onto forums like this looking to pick things apart for arguments are unaccomplished fags with the wrong motivation to discover some self esteem. Instead of trying to correct everyone, these faggots should think about their gay motivations, and if they want to sound smart to themselves, they can read some Victor Hugo aloud or go hang out in a place where everyone is seemingly dumb enough to not call them what they are. That fag from Virginia and Enzo are damn annoying. Jimmy, I'll put money on you over Enzo in a heartbeat. Obviously, this thread will end with the gayest thing of them all, which is Enzo not accepting the challenge and not putting up some cash to back up his gay loving mouth.


Oh wow.Ummmm, you really could have worded that post differently and still said the same thing. Too bad, you will surely be banned soon.:)
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA


"Gay loving mouth"....

Well...that post was unexpected.....good bye thread...the FP's will surley be here soon to lock this one away...
 
JoeyA said:
Bastian, I just noticed that Gregory has been passing out some additional Negative Rep. You're not alone. :)

I have to remember to give Memikey some negative rep for calling us a "yank". :D
JoeyA

:D No! Joey please! :) Not the red button! Kinda reminds me of an ancient Monty Pythons Flying Circus sattire sketch when the prospective torture 'victim' begged " No! No! Please! Not the comfy chair! "

Could have been worse, most folks where I come from tend to use the rhyming slang "septics" or "shermans" or "ham shanks" for Americans.......so I was being particularly polite:)

Anyway I'll redeem myself now....have read all this with interest and have got to say that I thought exactly the same as you Joey....."gay" in the sense it was used in the title and first post meant "effeminate" to me and almost always would. I don't think that's derogatory or has particularly negative connotations, it just makes common sense.

Frankly, call me a cynical sceptic, but I'm not so convinced the first poster actually knew or thought through for himself exactly what he meant when he compiled it. Following the herd and using words and phrases without actually fully knowing what they mean or entail comes to mind, it happens frequently....... often easily identifiable recently by tell-tale phrases such "nuke em all";) :p
 
djkx1 said:
I just wanted to say that you can't do that. Some of my friends and I already have coyrighted that particular name/word.

For probably 15 or so years, we have used "jimmy, jimmied" to describe the use of excessive top spin or force follow. It originated after watching many insane follow shots that Jimmy White used. This is the only context in which one is allowed to use the word.

example, " I seriously jimmied that shot", or "Check out the jimmy on this one"

P.S. I know it's kinda gay, but hey we thought it was cool at the time. :)

:D If you ever go to Scotland I highly recommend that you don't inform anyone in the pool room that you are going to "jimmy" on the table. You may find yourself unceremoniously ejected from the premises.

A "jimmy" there is rhyming slang for having a piss....jimmy riddle....piddle:)
 
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