You are a Pool Nut IF......

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Drake

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You are a Pool Nut if......

1.) 4 out 5 of your closest friends are pool players

2.) You factor in tournament entry fees and/or money matches to your
monthly bills.

3.) You can name the Last 5 U.S. OPEN winners quitckly but have to think
about your answer for the last 5 presidents

4.) When you think about the last 5 major events in your life and you relate
those events with certain tournaments or matches.......OR IF They are
POOL EVENTS.

5.) Your vacactions are planned around pool events.


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*the poolroom mgr asks if you're here before he answers the phone,,,

*your 3 year old learned to count : one...two...three ball in the side pocket...four,,,

*when the kindergarten teacher holds up the number nine and your kid yells "money
ball" !
 
Jack Flanagan said:
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*your 3 year old learned to count : one...two...three ball in the side pocket...four,,,

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Funny you should mention that, I taught all three of my kids both numbers and colors using pool balls. It was surprising how fast they learned.

Lunchmoney
 
lunchmoney said:
... taught all three of my kids both numbers and colors using pool balls. It was surprising how fast they learned.
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That's likely 'cause you were holding their allowance on them :D

Dave, who is reminded of being a pool nut every time I notice my perminantly stained bridge hand ... so I'm lazy and don't clean the table enough ... I pay the price !
 
Jack Flanagan said:
*the poolroom mgr asks if you're here before he answers the phone,,,
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thats funny, even though i have a cell phone, people call the pool hall first..............L MAO
 
You find yourself constantly disappointed by hotels that advertise 'Pool" on their roadside sign.

-pigi
 
Drake said:
1.) 4 out 5 of your closest friends are pool players

2.) You factor in tournament entry fees and/or money matches to your
monthly bills.

3.) You can name the Last 5 U.S. OPEN winners quitckly but have to think
about your answer for the last 5 presidents

4.) When you think about the last 5 major events in your life and you relate
those events with certain tournaments or matches.......OR IF They are
POOL EVENTS.

5.) Your vacactions are planned around pool events.


Feel Free to Add On.........
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1) 5 out of 5 are poolplayers. If they weren't when I met them, I taught them.

2) Don't we all?

3) I can name the 13 colonial states and a poolroom in each!

4) Events always involve relatives and sir, POOL is definately better than kin!

5) Um, my vacations ARE pool events
 
If you have a callus/ bump on your middle finger....

If the place is closing but you gamble into the morning without a problem...

You say 5 for 50 or 7 for 100...Last 2 or 3 or Orange crush and people understand what your talking about...

You speak of going road and someone suggests you start with the one right out the window... :D
 
*you know what year you bought your favorite stick, but don't know what year you kid was born...

*you can describe your cue in detail, colors, etc., but can't remember the color of your wife's eyes...
 
You're a pool nut if:

... when someone racks their brains, you still complain about the rack

... you think "merchant banking" means a game of bank pool between two shopkeepers

... you gave up posting in threads about deflection for lent

... you think Virginia Slims is a pool player

... you rented the movie "Earthquake" figuring it would be about Keith McCready

... you watched the TV show "The Rifleman" expecting to see Buddy Hall
 
You play hooky from work just to go to the Pool Hall.

Barbara~~~been there, done that...
 
^^^ Thats the truth

Or how about you idea of a vacation is to take the week off and go to the Hall....

You're known on a first name basis in at least 3 rooms maybe more..... :D
 
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