your thought on ipt chalk

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SILVER__WOMBAT

CHARLIE DONT SURF
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i just bought some ipt chalk and wanted to know what some of you thought about it if youv tried it:confused:

please no rants about ipt not paying players:mad: :mad:


and yes i searched the fourum already so you dont have to get your panties in a bunch and tell me to do a search:D
 
SILVER__WOMBAT said:
i just bought some ipt chalk and wanted to know what some of you thought about it if youv tried it:confused:

please no rants about ipt not paying players:mad: :mad:


and yes i searched the fourum already so you dont have to get your panties in a bunch and tell me to do a search:D
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Actually the IPT chalk is made in Kevin's basement:D . Most people do not know this but Kevin is really a pool enthusiast. He has his own custom cue, and his own Jump break cue both made by his buddy Mike Siegel:rolleyes: .

Kevin has been collecting chalk for many years, and I am uncertain if he got the idea by himself or not but some how he decided to grind up all the used chalk he collected wrappers and all and re-compressed it back into cubes for use at IPT events;) .

I also heard but I am uncertain if it is true, that the IPT chalk wrappers were made from unwritten checks from some of Kevin's business ventures:eek: :D .

By the way, I would also take a look at the chalk with a magnifier glass, I have also been told that on the rarer pieces you can still make out sections of the old checks. In addition to that Kevin's finger prints are also very sought after items, and not only by the police:p
 
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manwon said:
I also heard but I am uncertain if it is true, that the IPT chalk wrappers were made from unwritten checks from some of Kevin's business ventures

By the way, I would also take a look at the chalk with a magnifier glass, I have also been told that on the rarer pieces you can still make out sections of the old checks.
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See? This is what I'm talking about!! This is misinformation at best!! You shouldn't be spreading rumors like this!!

The chalk did not use unwritten checks! I own a gross of the stuff, and if you look closely, you can see the letters "NSF" stamped on the some of the chalk wrappers, which means...... :D :D

-von
 
VonRhett,

DAMN your lucky, you got the good stuff with the NSF chalk. The IPT chalk I bought is weird, anytime i get pissy and miss a ball i throw the piece of chalk and it bounces all over the place like a bad check.
 
StormHotRod300 said:
VonRhett,
DAMN your lucky, you got the good stuff with the NSF chalk. The IPT chalk I bought is weird, anytime i get pissy and miss a ball i throw the piece of chalk and it bounces all over the place like a bad check.
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Sure! Bouncing is kinda in it's genes, ya know?!

'Course, when I ordered my gross of chalk, I didn't realize I would only receive 11% each month! :p
-von
 
I didn't expect to get whamboozled on the customs charges. But I did. They were nice enough to include a pro-forma invoice for $172.00 even though I only ordered two gross of chalk worth $44.00, nice company. I had to pay an additonal $50 to cover customs. I hate to say it, but it is good chalk, and I have 270 pieces remaining.

gr. Dave
 
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Double-Dave said:
I didn't expect to get whamboozled on the customs charges. But I did. They were nice enough to include a pro-forma invoice for $172.00 even though I only ordered two gross of chalk worth $44.00, nice company. I had to pay an additonal $50 to cover customs. I hate to say it, but it is good chalk, and I have 270 pieces remaining.

gr. Dave
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It is good chalk, despite it's association with a con artist.
 
I heard that the IPT Chalk is the Natural Cure for bangers every where. With the use of this chalk a player can go from banger to world beater in one afternoon. It has also been said that if you grind it up and snort it like coke it will cure cancer,impotence,A.I.D.S and other health problems too.
 
LMAO! But to learn HOW to grind it and snort it, you have to become a Member on the website for only $99.00/mo.:p
-von


Dead Money said:
I heard that the IPT Chalk is the Natural Cure for bangers every where. With the use of this chalk a player can go from banger to world beater in one afternoon. It has also been said that if you grind it up and snort it like coke it will cure cancer,impotence,A.I.D.S and other health problems too.
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Oh, don't bad mouth the IPT chalk. When you buy one, just think of it as a donation to the poor players who are still waiting for their check. KT has to find a way to pay them one way or another. ;)
 
VonRhett said:
'Course, when I ordered my gross of chalk, I didn't realize I would only receive 11% each month! :p
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Now did you get 11% of the total cubes of chalk, or 11% of *each* cube of chalk?

:D
 
Dead Money said:
I heard that the IPT Chalk is the Natural Cure for bangers every where. With the use of this chalk a player can go from banger to world beater in one afternoon. It has also been said that if you grind it up and snort it like coke it will cure cancer,impotence,A.I.D.S and other health problems too.
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You almost had it right, except this chalk was made for anal insertion. To prove my point everyone who used it got screwed:eek: :eek: :D !!!!!!!!

By the way, KT's latest product from natural cures is designed to help those who used his chalk, it's called a reach around;) :D :D
 
Dead Money,

Actually with the IPT chalk your not suppose to snort it or grind it up, your just suppose to rub the chalk on your elbow or knee or what ever is hurting and it will magically make the pain go away. So all the IPT players should start by rubbing it on thier booty for getting bent by KT.

:D

dave
 
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StormHotRod300 said:
Actually with the IPT chalk your not suppose to snort it or grind it up, your just suppose to rub the chalk on your elbow or knee or what ever is hurting and it will magically make the pain go away. So all the IPT players should start by rubbing in on thier booty for getting bent by KT.
dave
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CHALK-ON! Apply directly to butt. CHALK-ON! Apply directly to butt.

CHALK-ON! Apply directly to butt. CHALK-ON! :D :D :D
 
VonRhett,

You could make a commerical using those lines and have a pool player leaning over the pool table and then grabbing his booty in pain, and turning to the camera and saying " Oh man it hurts bending over this table all day long" , and then he grabs some IPT chalk out from his case and rubs it on his booty hole, and then says " Oh wow, thats so much better, Thank YOU KT!!!! wow, this IPT chalk works really well as anal lube expecially after getting bent by YOU :D "
 
manwon said:
You almost had it right, except this chalk was made for anal insertion. To prove my point everyone who used it got screwed:eek: :eek: :D !!!!!!!!

By the way, KT's latest product from natural cures is designed to help those who used his chalk, it's called a reach around;) :D :D
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LMAO!


StormHotRod300 said:
Dead Money,

Actually with the IPT chalk your not suppose to snort it or grind it up, your just suppose to rub the chalk on your elbow or knee or what ever is hurting and it will magically make the pain go away. So all the IPT players should start by rubbing it on thier booty for getting bent by KT.

:D

dave
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LOL

:D:D:D
 
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