Great Pool Room Stories
- By sudocrushms
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So glad these threads pop up. Some of these stories are as old as my parents lol.
I've got 1 from a bar in northern MN (2010ish):
I was 19, I think. Up in Pine City with my old man for fishing opener, which naturally involved more drinking than fishing. We'd troll the bars for pool and pull tabs. Guys were elated they had a DD so I didn't need to pay for anything. At one point we were at this dive in the middle of nowhere with 2-3 Valleys, a DJ, and no bouncer. It was busy.
This dude is walking around with his buddies and 2/3 of a beer for like half an hour trying to get some action. I was...not comfortable with the whole thing, was just really sketchy. One of dad's buds finally talked me into playing $20 games with this loser. We alternated the first 4 games (I was nervous as shit), then I finally relaxed and beat the brakes off the guy. The more I won the more mad he got. I was trying to get out of it, but Vern kept throwing cash on the table. I think I was up $220-240 at the end. Total banger that thought he was good because he could make 3 balls in a row.
Fortunately, a brawl broke out on the dance floor (over a lady, I'm sure) and we bailed before anyone in our group got involved. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a bar: one of the bartenders grabbed a mic and said she was calling the cops and this scrawny kid in a white tank-top HAULED ASS out the back door, climbing over other people and everything. Could barely breathe walking out the door I was laughing so hard.
I've got 1 from a bar in northern MN (2010ish):
I was 19, I think. Up in Pine City with my old man for fishing opener, which naturally involved more drinking than fishing. We'd troll the bars for pool and pull tabs. Guys were elated they had a DD so I didn't need to pay for anything. At one point we were at this dive in the middle of nowhere with 2-3 Valleys, a DJ, and no bouncer. It was busy.
This dude is walking around with his buddies and 2/3 of a beer for like half an hour trying to get some action. I was...not comfortable with the whole thing, was just really sketchy. One of dad's buds finally talked me into playing $20 games with this loser. We alternated the first 4 games (I was nervous as shit), then I finally relaxed and beat the brakes off the guy. The more I won the more mad he got. I was trying to get out of it, but Vern kept throwing cash on the table. I think I was up $220-240 at the end. Total banger that thought he was good because he could make 3 balls in a row.
Fortunately, a brawl broke out on the dance floor (over a lady, I'm sure) and we bailed before anyone in our group got involved. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a bar: one of the bartenders grabbed a mic and said she was calling the cops and this scrawny kid in a white tank-top HAULED ASS out the back door, climbing over other people and everything. Could barely breathe walking out the door I was laughing so hard.
