Spar .
Sam pulled on blue latex glove's , whatcha doing Sam , can't serve me at the Post Office , yes Sam said it is delayed until next month . WTF so double back for a rethink , no chance of a lift so here we go . Two passengers on the bus maybe two got on and into the post office it was , I got lucky 2 people in front of me , served then to the tobacco section , it looks like you gotta problem I said , why are you wearing all those rubber johnny's on your fingers ? You should really make an appointment at the chemist to get them removed .

Next shop Suzie is wearing black leather gloves , I asked her for a date but she said she was a married woman . Suzie said if you think I look bad check her out , who are you I asked to the woman behind the blue mask and I think she said her name was Oilish , hard to tell from behind
her mask so I said the next time I see you , take that mask off or there's no kisses from me lol !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mxaA-bJ35s
No joke but when Mum passed we got home and as I left broken hearted , there was a bag that flew up in the air on my way out of the front door . Similar to the end scene of American Beauty .
Da Bookie .
Just when I was about to take him on and try to fill up all the places and hopefully bet the winner all the Golf got cancelled , you really couldn't make it up and by the time the Golfers get back on the course will they still have the same form ?
Just like every sports fan around the world all I need is one vote to get the ball game back on the TV screens :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_4HtIJYDM
The Chief put his hand up , the vote was 10-8 but Nurse Rached ruled it was 9-9 .

I miss the wonderful word of sports on the TV set , Internet and radio , where did it go ?

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