Efren Reyes facts
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If you google efren's miss you will return 1 result. He only double eagled the par 5.
If Cesar Morales and Efren Played the universe would instantaneouly cease.
Efren can put english on both sides of the cue ball.....at the same time.
Efren is also a world class Tiddlywinks player.
Efren is so great, he is only jealous of himself.
Efren coined the Mr. T phrase "quit your jibba jabba".
Efren invented the electric nose hair trimmer.
Efren is quite fond of naugahyde.
Efren was the "back up" drummer for Bun E. Carlos on Cheap Trick's 1979 Dream Police tour.
Efren is also a world class Tiddlywinks player.
Efren is so great, he is only jealous of himself.
Efren coined the Mr. T phrase "quit your jibba jabba".
Efren invented the electric nose hair trimmer.
Efren is quite fond of naugahyde.
Efren was the "back up" drummer for Bun E. Carlos on Cheap Trick's 1979 Dream Police tour.
This is why (Re: The Bears vs. The Bulls):gopi-1 said:Why? Is it because of the paradox of the time continuum?
Funniest SNL thing I've ever seen...that I can remember offhand.;-)
Great thread. I got nothing, because that is what I have been bequeathed by Him.
Hambone said:
very clever!
kaduku
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Efren Reyes once put so much force-follow on the cue ball it created a time vortex, went to the past, killed the dinosaurs, returned to the present time and got perfect position on the 9.
The reason planets rotate on their axis is because Efren put extreme sidespin on them in the beginning of time.
The reason planets rotate on their axis is because Efren put extreme sidespin on them in the beginning of time.
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It was Efren's idea to have 5 dollar foot longs at Subway.
Efren just rebuilt a 1972 Nova that runs off of WPBA players' Urine so he can beat the gas price boom.
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Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Across the street... in that pool hall!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's EFREN!
Yes, it's Efren - strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with strange powers and billiard abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Efren - who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Cesar Morales, mild mannered pool player from the Phillipines, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Look! Across the street... in that pool hall!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's EFREN!
Yes, it's Efren - strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with strange powers and billiard abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Efren - who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Cesar Morales, mild mannered pool player from the Phillipines, fights the never ending battle for Truth, Justice and the American Way.
Woman don't make love to Efren,Efren makes love to THEM."I just got lucky".
Efren pisses Dom Perignon.
Efren pisses Dom Perignon.
Julius CEASAR and Erik MORALES both asked Efren for their partial name.Julius gave Efren 1 million rubles and Erik promised to slap around Chuck Norris like a little school girl.