Neighbor Calls 911 for pool noise

For about 4-5 years I had my Gold Crown I in the living room of my old apartment. I had a common wall with my neighbors living room, another apartment above, and one below. I would not play past 10pm and not once in all those years did I ever get a complaint about noise.

Even on the day the table was brought in, I left a notice on my neighbors doors that some noisy work was going to be done and the hours in which is was going to happen.

No problems.

I was always and still am surprised about that.
See??? Resembling an ax murderer does have some benefits...

I kid, I kid.
 
Just like old time :)

One of my neighbors called 911 on me for disturbing the peace with my pool table out on the screened porch this morning. The same neighbor use to cut his lawn at 7:30 in the morning and work in his little woodworking shed with the door open and saws buzzing like NASCAR. I use to work nights as a nurse and couldn't get to sleep for hours a lot of mornings.

So now that I'm retired I go out every morning at one minute after eight and break about ten 9-ball racks in a row as hard as I can. They sound like gunshots in the quiet neighborhood. He has a landscaper do his lawn now and likes to sleep late with his new young wife. Paybacks a b****.

Anyhow two cops come around back to talk to me about it. One cop says he knows me from Staxx Billiards where I use to play the owner John a lot. I said I remembered him too and that he played a very good game of pool,(I never saw him in my life before that I can remember). He looks at the other cop and says, "See, you don't want to mess with me on a pool table". I do believe his chest was inflated a little more too.

Anyhow they went over and told the neighbor that I was perfectly in my rights to use my table after 8:00 in the morning. I love it when a plan comes together. Johnnyt

Ask them to come over for dinner and then quietly buty them in your back yard. DONE! :)

BVal
 
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Ask them to come over for dinner and then quietly buty them in your back yard. DONE! :)

BVal

I've been here 11 years and it's a small back yard. I really don't have anymore room to bury more bodies. And then there's the lawn guy that might rat me out now. Johnnyt
 
I've been here 11 years and it's a small back yard. I really don't have anymore room to bury more bodies. And then there's the lawn guy that might rat me out now. Johnnyt
LOL....c'mon Johnny what's two more bodies. Just dig a little deeper and you can fit more bodies. :)

BVal
 
LOL....c'mon Johnny what's two more bodies. Just dig a little deeper and you can fit more bodies. :)

BVal

If I dig deeper I hit water. I'm in Florida. But I know someone at Lowery Park Zoo a few miles from me that works there nights. Maybe he'll let me throw them to the Lions for small fee. Johnnyt
 
If I dig deeper I hit water. I'm in Florida. But I know someone at Lowery Park Zoo a few miles from me that works there nights. Maybe he'll let me throw them to the Lions for small fee. Johnnyt
Why not just have a picnic out in the everglades???? I am thinking maybe I watch too much TV. I like the Zoo idea though. :)

BVal
 
One of my neighbors called 911 on me for disturbing the peace with my pool table out on the screened porch this morning. The same neighbor use to cut his lawn at 7:30 in the morning and work in his little woodworking shed with the door open and saws buzzing like NASCAR. I use to work nights as a nurse and couldn't get to sleep for hours a lot of mornings.

So now that I'm retired I go out every morning at one minute after eight and break about ten 9-ball racks in a row as hard as I can. They sound like gunshots in the quiet neighborhood. He has a landscaper do his lawn now and likes to sleep late with his new young wife. Paybacks a b****.

Anyhow two cops come around back to talk to me about it. One cop says he knows me from Staxx Billiards where I use to play the owner John a lot. I said I remembered him too and that he played a very good game of pool,(I never saw him in my life before that I can remember). He looks at the other cop and says, "See, you don't want to mess with me on a pool table". I do believe his chest was inflated a little more too.

Anyhow they went over and told the neighbor that I was perfectly in my rights to use my table after 8:00 in the morning. I love it when a plan comes together. Johnnyt

Haha, that is awesome.

I can't break in my apartment because the whole building can hear it. You don't realize how loud it really is until you do it in a quiet place.
 
My neighbor story.

We moved into our house back in 2000 and on the left 3 houses were the nicest people, including a retired swat team cop. The right 2 houses had teen ageres and pre teen kids. These were the most disrespectful little brats iever encountered. The teen daughter was in the afternoon tagged teamed by 3 rapper type dudes while the 2 little brothers played nintendo down stairs. The little brothers swore like truck driving sailors. The 2 kids in the 2nd house over smoked pot in my back yard everyday until i took pictures and offered to show his father.

Well now that you have met them all heres my story. The clampets as i called them to the right were having a swimming pool put in. The pool guys tore up their yard and all of a sudden my yard became doggie doo doo heaven. I was so pissed picking up dog turds for 40 minutes before i mow the lawn. I was cooking dinner one night and the CLAMPETS were sitting in the dirt hole that was soon to be their swimming pool, mom and dad drinking beers and little innocent daughter with 2 of her rapper afternoon study partners. The dog wanders over and shits in my yard. I was pissed. I walked out and told them this had to stop. The dad looked at me and told me the dog didnt do it. I argued and he said it would quit. It never did. For the next 3 weeks i collected all dog turds and placed them on the step right under their front door. Week 4 i shoveled another pile of poo poo up. i placed into a box and shipped it ups to them... Wow never again did i have a dog turd in my yard.

Oh i did have a pool table in my living room. I didnt want this to be non pool related.

PAt
 
Yeah probably called in a report of shots fired cause your neighbor knew the cops would show right up. If he woulda called and said someone is playing pool too loudly no squad car would showed for 5 or 6 hours...if ever.
 
I have to say that I am dissapointed over the fact that you didn't win money of the policeman. I thought you were a hustler!
 
That story is funny as Hell. Now you need to make the earth shake while he has his little sweety in the morning bed. ;)
 
Yeah probably called in a report of shots fired cause your neighbor knew the cops would show right up. If he woulda called and said someone is playing pool too loudly no squad car would showed for 5 or 6 hours...if ever.

I agree. Johnnyt
 
Go to the store, get a pair of ear plugs and attach a note of your desire on it, maybe something like "Sorry about the noise" - JohnnyT and drop it in your neighbor's mailbox. Wonder if he would take that offensively or be appreciative???? hmmm.... still can't figure it out.....still can't......bingo! I got it, "Fuk him!"

I felt like your neighbor's out of line for pulling that crap, if he still pulls the crap after the cop has went over to talk to him, just go over and talk to him about it yourself and see if you can meet each other halfway, only if he is reasonable. If not, I'd just keep doing what you want to do, for the fact that he did it for the past however many years with his dog and pony sh!t he calls woodwork.
 
That story is funny as Hell. Now you need to make the earth shake while he has his little sweety in the morning bed. ;)

Boy, that's a dangerous idea!!! He'd get called in for being a Peeping Tom, even though he was trying to do a really good thing for his neighbor and make his wife think her husband was really WOW or something! :eek::eek::eek:
 
One of my neighbors called 911 on me for disturbing the peace with my pool table out on the screened porch this morning. The same neighbor use to cut his lawn at 7:30 in the morning and work in his little woodworking shed with the door open and saws buzzing like NASCAR. I use to work nights as a nurse and couldn't get to sleep for hours a lot of mornings.

So now that I'm retired I go out every morning at one minute after eight and break about ten 9-ball racks in a row as hard as I can. They sound like gunshots in the quiet neighborhood. He has a landscaper do his lawn now and likes to sleep late with his new young wife. Paybacks a b****.

Anyhow two cops come around back to talk to me about it. One cop says he knows me from Staxx Billiards where I use to play the owner John a lot. I said I remembered him too and that he played a very good game of pool,(I never saw him in my life before that I can remember). He looks at the other cop and says, "See, you don't want to mess with me on a pool table". I do believe his chest was inflated a little more too.

Anyhow they went over and told the neighbor that I was perfectly in my rights to use my table after 8:00 in the morning. I love it when a plan comes together. Johnnyt


Does everybody have a neighbor like that who is a first class A HO? I've only got one like that but he is a doozy.

I wonder how many of my neighbors think I am their neighborhood A HO? :D

JoeyA
 
It is one of nature's laws

Does everybody have a neighbor like that who is a first class A HO? I've only got one like that but he is a doozy.

I wonder how many of my neighbors think I am their neighborhood A HO? :D

JoeyA


Joey,

I have concluded it is one of nature's laws that if you live in a subdivision you have to have one A-hole neighbor although it is usually only one. When I lived on a postage stamp, when I lived on five or six acres, it was always the same way. Once the A-hole only shared forty feet of fence out of a half mile of it, once only two feet, once he was three houses down, but there always was one. I think I killed the one three houses down when I told him I was buying the vacant lot beside him, he died a few weeks later!

Hu
 
Dog Poo

We moved into our house back in 2000 and on the left 3 houses were the nicest people, including a retired swat team cop. The right 2 houses had teen ageres and pre teen kids. These were the most disrespectful little brats iever encountered. The teen daughter was in the afternoon tagged teamed by 3 rapper type dudes while the 2 little brothers played nintendo down stairs. The little brothers swore like truck driving sailors. The 2 kids in the 2nd house over smoked pot in my back yard everyday until i took pictures and offered to show his father.

Well now that you have met them all heres my story. The clampets as i called them to the right were having a swimming pool put in. The pool guys tore up their yard and all of a sudden my yard became doggie doo doo heaven. I was so pissed picking up dog turds for 40 minutes before i mow the lawn. I was cooking dinner one night and the CLAMPETS were sitting in the dirt hole that was soon to be their swimming pool, mom and dad drinking beers and little innocent daughter with 2 of her rapper afternoon study partners. The dog wanders over and shits in my yard. I was pissed. I walked out and told them this had to stop. The dad looked at me and told me the dog didnt do it. I argued and he said it would quit. It never did. For the next 3 weeks i collected all dog turds and placed them on the step right under their front door. Week 4 i shoveled another pile of poo poo up. i placed into a box and shipped it ups to them... Wow never again did i have a dog turd in my yard.

Oh i did have a pool table in my living room. I didnt want this to be non pool related.

PAt


Man I'm laughing so hard, that was a Do-Do-Z!!!:rotflmao1:
 
Disturbing the Peace

One of my neighbors called 911 on me for disturbing the peace with my pool table out on the screened porch this morning. The same neighbor use to cut his lawn at 7:30 in the morning and work in his little woodworking shed with the door open and saws buzzing like NASCAR. I use to work nights as a nurse and couldn't get to sleep for hours a lot of mornings.

So now that I'm retired I go out every morning at one minute after eight and break about ten 9-ball racks in a row as hard as I can. They sound like gunshots in the quiet neighborhood. He has a landscaper do his lawn now and likes to sleep late with his new young wife. Paybacks a b****.

Anyhow two cops come around back to talk to me about it. One cop says he knows me from Staxx Billiards where I use to play the owner John a lot. I said I remembered him too and that he played a very good game of pool,(I never saw him in my life before that I can remember). He looks at the other cop and says, "See, you don't want to mess with me on a pool table". I do believe his chest was inflated a little more too.

Anyhow they went over and told the neighbor that I was perfectly in my rights to use my table after 8:00 in the morning. I love it when a plan comes together. Johnnyt



Johnnyt you was "disturbing the peace!":grin-devilish: (his sweety)

Glad everything worked out, and at least you Pumped up the cops pool game Ego!


David Harcrow
 
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