road players

Ernie Sellers by a mile.

The very best road player is the one you never heard of. By the time we find out his name, he won't be the best anymore.

I think the best road player has to be New Orleans own, ERNIE SELLERS. For at least 40 years that I know of, Ernie had traveled the highways betting small amounts of money, seldom ever busting anyone, beating practically everyone he played. He left town with no one even knowing his name. This was in the days before cell phones and if you lost to Ernie, and you had a cell phone, you probably wouldn't have made a call.

Ernie is still alive and doing very well. He is in his 80's now and walks like a 60 year old but no longer plays pool. He still has a propensity for the ponies and a little poker.

I don't know of anyone who actually beat Ernie out of twenty bucks let alone two hundred. His scores were never larger than life but they paid for his simple life style and gambling weaknesses, although he professes to be ahead of the ponies as well. Knowing how careful Ernie was/is with a dollar, it could quite easily be true.

Ernie traveled across the United States playing pool not with the champions but everyone else and never was outted that I know of.
Ernie's speed was that of a top short stop and he played mostly 9 ball and 6 ball. Ernie was Louisiana's greatest lamb killer and that's Fo' Shizzle.

One day I think I will pick his brain about when he started traveling on the road. He was never one to provide much information especially when it came to pool but now that he no longer gambles at pool, he has loosened up a bit and even shows a special shot every now and then. :wink2:
JoeyA
 
i never heard of ernie sellers but then again i guess thats kinda the point. i think it would be pretty hard to go unheard of with nowadays technology though
 
One of my favorites was when Louie "sold" his cue to a bunch of different people, then left town with the cue and the money.
 
lol ive heard of a couple people sellin their cue to several different people and scootin dont kno how the hell they get away with that one though
 
Two road players are at a truck stop near the Georgia/Florida border dead busted, zero cash and they had less than $1 in change. They go inside to use the pay phone to have someone wire them money and lo and behold there is a bar table in the truck stop. They hang around the table until someone challenges them to a game of 8ball for $5 or $10. Best part is, by acting like they had the table the challenger pays for the first game. They grind out just over a hundred dollars and are about to leave figuring they have enough money for gas to get home when a couple of thugged out drug dealer looking guys walk up and ASK THEM TO PLAY $100 game 8ball..... In less than 3 hours while stuck at a truck stop dead bust they won over $3,000.

***Disclaimer*** It wasn't Bartram, Kid D, or Kirkwood. Those guys don't roll on "air"....
 
Actually, you borrow at EVERY stop even if you are flush, if you're some I know. I once asked a player how he did at the US Open. His answer, "Well, I got my entry fee staked. Lost my first match and slept through my next one. It's OK though. I borrowed $500."

Hmmm, not to mention names but, was this a well known 1 pocket player?
This pattern sounds familiar.
 
Two road players are at a truck stop near the Georgia/Florida border dead busted, zero cash and they had less than $1 in change. They go inside to use the pay phone to have someone wire them money and lo and behold there is a bar table in the truck stop. They hang around the table until someone challenges them to a game of 8ball for $5 or $10. Best part is, by acting like they had the table the challenger pays for the first game. They grind out just over a hundred dollars and are about to leave figuring they have enough money for gas to get home when a couple of thugged out drug dealer looking guys walk up and ASK THEM TO PLAY $100 game 8ball..... In less than 3 hours while stuck at a truck stop dead bust they won over $3,000.

***Disclaimer*** It wasn't Bartram, Kid D, or Kirkwood. Those guys don't roll on "air"....
Hey Saw, that almost same thing happened to me in Jacksonville, Fla. I had a flat and only had about $100 on me, so I went to the bowling alley to wait on the tow truck and have a beer. As I walk in, they are playing a ring game on the bartable. Yah, baby.
 
alright now i gotta kno who the one pocket player was

Since no one will say it I will show you a picture....

ceide-cliffs2027.jpg
 
Hey man I dont know any pool players with water based nick names....i think this thread jumped off a CLIFF but im not sure....so puzzled????
 
If you go bust.....?.....

1. you thank the other guy for the nice game of pool! apologize for the air barrel and offer to pay him back with interest.....or work it off doing some yard work at his Moms house.

2. Go get the help wanted ads and look for some gainful employment...most likely something related to helping the community at large....and NEVER worry about the minimum wage thing....it's all about helping out! :cool:

3. On the way out of town you stop at the old folks home and visit a few lonely people just cause they some lovin too.

4. When you get home you call a few people you wronged in the past and beg for forgiveness then head on down to church for confession and a little clean up at the soup kitchen.

what?......thats not what happens? :grin-square:
 
I think the best road player has to be New Orleans own, ERNIE SELLERS. For at least 40 years that I know of, Ernie had traveled the highways betting small amounts of money, seldom ever busting anyone, beating practically everyone he played. He left town with no one even knowing his name. This was in the days before cell phones and if you lost to Ernie, and you had a cell phone, you probably wouldn't have made a call.

Ernie is still alive and doing very well. He is in his 80's now and walks like a 60 year old but no longer plays pool. He still has a propensity for the ponies and a little poker.

I don't know of anyone who actually beat Ernie out of twenty bucks let alone two hundred. His scores were never larger than life but they paid for his simple life style and gambling weaknesses, although he professes to be ahead of the ponies as well. Knowing how careful Ernie was/is with a dollar, it could quite easily be true.

Ernie traveled across the United States playing pool not with the champions but everyone else and never was outted that I know of.
Ernie's speed was that of a top short stop and he played mostly 9 ball and 6 ball. Ernie was Louisiana's greatest lamb killer and that's Fo' Shizzle.

One day I think I will pick his brain about when he started traveling on the road. He was never one to provide much information especially when it came to pool but now that he no longer gambles at pool, he has loosened up a bit and even shows a special shot every now and then. :wink2:
JoeyA

Joey, I beat Ernie out of $200 when I first moved to N.O.

I didnt know he was a road player....
 
walking stick and head to the local bar

Most known road players that go broke get a little walking stick and a tip as to what local bars to hit to pump back up. Good business to give somebody you just beat a walking stick. Best case they'll pump up and come try you again, if not they will remember it and when you need a buck or two they are usually an easy touch.

One thing I liked about this system was that the bar near my house was high on the list of where to go to. I played some very good players very cheap. Talking three and five dollar a game barbox eight and nine ball in the seventies. I did give a few walking sticks myself at the corner bar but they were mostly enough for gas to limp back to Greenway.

A known player can almost always get a little loan or backing from a room owner if they are busted too. Good business to keep them around or send them away happy.

A friend went bust, dead flat, in Houston. He walked the street until he found a quarter on the sidewalk. He went to a newspaper machine and emptied it out for a quarter. Then he stood on a busy corner hawking papers until he had enough money in quarters to buy the gas to get home. Gas was a little cheaper then! :D :D :D

When people are dead broke they can usually find an inventive way to make a little money.

Hu
 
Since no one will say it I will show you a picture....

ceide-cliffs2027.jpg

this guy was hanging around my poolhall for awhile...he asks me for 5 dollars and then 20 minutes later asks me if I have change for a hundred. in that 20 minutes he talked to no one..so he had the 100 all along. lol. He's cool in my book tho. I just didn't give him anything for free. :grin:
 
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