Where are all the beautiful women players?

[sarcasm]You're right. There is absolutely no talent in in ladies pool[/sarcasm]

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From what i understand shanelle doesn't really play. she just tries real hard and looks pretty
 
I don't want ANY attractive females (playing or not) around if I'm playing - TOO EASILY DISTRACTED. :p And if by some kinda miracle, one were to SPEAK to me (or even in my direction - where I could mistake her speaking to me), the cues will be unscrewd and cased. ;) Yep, total DOG, totally admit it, and not the least bit ashamed of it.....is having an eye for the opposite sex such a bad thing? Seems so nowadays, but TOO BAD!

Now, if I'm only observing while in the poolroom (or sweating, whatever)....bring 'em on. My attention span is minute for things other than attractive women, so, I won't be bored after 20 minutes or so. :eek: Flame away, cuz as Popeye says, "I yam what I yam". :thumbup:
 
It's funny 'cause it's true lol

I think the OP is right. How dare female players not get all gussied up for his visual enjoyment?!:rolleyes:

you know i like these eye candy threads as much as the next guy but i'm starting to see your point. and when you think about it there are way more fugly guys shooting pool than women.

the last time i went to the pool hall i was wearing dirty jeans and a shirt with no less than 3 stains on it. i'm pretty sure the ladies still like watching me flaunt my stuff but i've looked better
 
We got a lot of talent in Dallas.....also, just wait until you see me in a skirt, it's supreme hawtness....
 
Hope when you get out, you will join me at a wpba national tour event or a regional and there are many beautiful women in the sport and even more important, beautiful people; go back to looking at the posters you get that are brushed and when you get out, go to safeway and check the ladies in the produce section.

And I thought this post was safely behind me! It was a turkey when I first posted it last Thanksgiving.

Why anyone would want to dust this one off and make us go through all of this again is beyond me. :confused:

The original 11/2008 context this post was that ESPN2 kept feeding me a steady diet of the same 3 or 4 top players in women's 9 ball (probably because they were the top 3 or 4 players) and the programming was getting a bit repetitive.

The storal of the morey here is that when wassing phimsy is nut on the pet, it can put your slutt in a bing forever.
 
I don't want ANY attractive females (playing or not) around if I'm playing - TOO EASILY DISTRACTED. :p And if by some kinda miracle, one were to SPEAK to me (or even in my direction - where I could mistake her speaking to me), the cues will be unscrewd and cased. ;) Yep, total DOG, totally admit it, and not the least bit ashamed of it.....is having an eye for the opposite sex such a bad thing? Seems so nowadays, but TOO BAD!

Now, if I'm only observing while in the poolroom (or sweating, whatever)....bring 'em on. My attention span is minute for things other than attractive women, so, I won't be bored after 20 minutes or so. :eek: Flame away, cuz as Popeye says, "I yam what I yam". :thumbup:

I agree. I remember spilling my rum and coke a couple of years ago watching the women amateur event. Felt like they were concentrating just as hard to what g-string to wear out their jeans. That was me walking by, I can't imagine playing with focus with that going on, lol!
 
And I thought this post was safely behind me! It was a turkey when I first posted it last Thanksgiving.

Why anyone would want to dust this one off and make us go through all of this again is beyond me. :confused:

The original 11/2008 context this post was that ESPN2 kept feeding me a steady diet of the same 3 or 4 top players in women's 9 ball (probably because they were the top 3 or 4 players) and the programming was getting a bit repetitive.

The storal of the morey here is that when wassing phimsy is nut on the pet, it can put your slutt in a bing forever.

Since when have you developed a petch inspeedament ?:wink:
 
Since when have you developed a petch inspeedament ?:wink:

It is called a spoonerism.

You mentioned that your garden had "gone wild" while you were on vacation, but using your DIY ball washer to store the green bean harvest is going too far! Makes for an artsy avatar, though.
 
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