Well, officer, I caught the guy playing pool with my wife see, so I threw the bastard onto the pool table, then grabbed him and tossed him out the front window. After that I went outside and shot him three times. Turns out it was her Uncle from Poughkeepsie. Boy, is she gonna be pissed. :grin:
After I completed the assembly something didn't seem right so reluctantly, I contacted the manufacturer. They apologized and told me that my order shipped with the wrong instructions. Apparently I missed a box on the order form that asked if this was for a male or female. By default it selects female (why I do not know)...anyway, the male version includes pictures for assembly, the female version does not.