where the **** is jay ??

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scttybee

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An open letter to anyone who can contact jay

dear jay-im sorry i wont yell at anyone anymore

no matter how foolish or misguided that person may be i promise to keep my posts light and airy just like butter
so from this moment till jay lets me loose again i think youre all nice people-i hope everyone enjoys the rest of their day

if it makes anyone feel better ill be driving thumbtacks into my thigh till jay comes back
 
If you'll be patient he has said in a different post that he is only gonna log on every Ten minutes !

i put the over/under at 6 minutes !!!

-Steve
 
Cant do it steve ive been nice for almost 3 minutes
someone has to call him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
maybe he took up a new hobby...dog sitting

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Guys its not funny it may be just that kind of sarcasm that has him outside taking care of his lawn or leaky roof.this forum needs him i need him here to add a kinder light to my rants at the lesser knowledged<<(thought of that on my own)

so please no more toupee references
no arguing
nice nice nice

btw if he doesnt return youre all in for hell from me
i will do even less in my own home and personally attack anyone who doesnt agree with me about everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
s'portplayer said:
He's most likely recovering from the poker tournament, where he lost a chunk out of his toupee.
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How'd you know? I played until 3 AM this morning. 322 players started at 6 PM yesterday and only 32 made the money. I came in 29th for $600. as Tang would say - Minimum Wage!
 
scttybee said:
An open letter to anyone who can contact jay

dear jay-im sorry i wont yell at anyone anymore

no matter how foolish or misguided that person may be i promise to keep my posts light and airy just like butter
so from this moment till jay lets me loose again i think youre all nice people-i hope everyone enjoys the rest of their day

if it makes anyone feel better ill be driving thumbtacks into my thigh till jay comes back
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PLEASE McBee just be yourself. If you want to rant and rave like a lunatic, feel free. :)

"You make me a better man." Jack Nicholson
 
References

Toupee jokes are in bad taste, and that word hasn't been used since the 70's. It is a hair replacement unit (HRU).

And people that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...
 
Hes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My man and yours jay-i play too good for tv helfert!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for releasing the hounds>
goodnight guys back to work tommorrow ill be back to my one post a week
 
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