Team Name Help Needed, but this might offend...

Wow All Texas TATAS'
And they come in different sizes!!!

Here a question: If the winner get to choose the color of the cause ribbon you will put on your shirts. (lavendar - general cancer, yellow - support our troops, pink - breast cancer, etc).

How can AZers Donate their support to the cause or Team??

Oh! Maybe They will be your sponsor http://www.tatamotors.com/buy_tata/index.php
 
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I tried reading all the posts, but man did this thread build quickly...

here are some of mine:

We Come First
Give Us 2-Balls and We Come First
Give Us 2-Balls and We Always Win
Ride'n Rails & Break'n Balls
Bust'n Racks & Break'n Balls
Take'n the 9 Deep
Chicks That Kick-In Balls (or just "Kicking Balls")
Beating Sticks

I could think of more...but I may have already duplicated some
 
I'll take a swing at it:

- Rack'em, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

- Wham, Bam, Bank It Ma'am!

- Texas Kitten and the Good Rolls

- Pamela Screw and the Grinders

- Brenda Lock and the Knockers

- Mata Hari and the Carom Harem
 
There's a team of young Pinoys hereabouts called "Cougar Bait".

How about 'Carom Cougars'?

Or are you too young to qualify?
 
Didn't read all entries so apologies for any dups....

Tight Pockets
Backdoor Beauties
Stroke Me Hard
We Live for Stiff Shafts
Shaft Riders
We Play with Balls
Gimme the Shaft
Any Pocket You Like
Balls In Hand
Your Shaft is Too Short to Play
 
I've never been on a team where we get more creative than 'Bar name' I, II, or III, but here is what I came up with.

"The Five Pack"
as in: "We just put a five pack on you!:eek:" when everyone on your team runs out that round. I am assuming that nationals is still a five man format.

"The Ball Scratchers"
as in: "That team of guys are just a bunch of ball scratchers."

"The Felt Furies"
as in "They felt furious about getting their <expletive deleted> handed to them by a ladies team."

"The Miscue Cuties"
as in: "I miscued because I was looking at the cuties on the other team."

"The Ballpanions"
This is just another play on the word companion much like manpanion.
as in: "My team just destroyed you and your ballpanions!"

"Are They Ferrule"
as in: "Are they for real?"


On a side note: Someday I hope that I can get a team together and call them 'The Table Whisperers'. This is the kind of name that makes people think 'what an incredibly odd yet sophisticated and/or stupid name'. I like it because to me a table whisperer is someone who is able to take a rack that starts in total chaos, with lots of problems on both sides, and settle it down and turn it into a runout. Much like the Horse Whisperer was able to settle the traumatized horse to the point where they could ride it again.

Even if you don't use any of these I hope you enjoyed my ideas.
 
Can't believe no one has taken te KISS angle like that "other" women's team.

SO:

Kiss of Life (imagine the epic battle between KOD and KOL!)
Kissing Balls (or Kissin' - your choice)
We Kiss Balls (We Kiss Balls Softly, We Kiss Balls Hard - the Ball Kissing choices are many)
Sweet Kisses (or Kissers)
Sister Kissers
Kissing Sisters
Kicking Balls
Kicking and Kissing
Kiss This
Kiss These
Kiss Off the Nipples

and many more but I have to get back to work.
 
The Hamster said:
There's a team of young Pinoys hereabouts called "Cougar Bait".

How about 'Carom Cougars'?

Or are you too young to qualify?
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LOL! Not by age, but my other credentials don't match up: I'm not rich and don't have kids. Plus, one teammate is in her 20s, so don't think she wants that label (yet) as a team name. LMAO!

Your suggestion is super funny, though!
 
4 Jerks & a Squirt. That is assuming you have 5 players, change the number to suit all of your team members.
Good luck...
 
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From one of my favorite movies

Sexual Chocolate
or Sexual Vanilla, whichever applies :grin:
 
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