favorite pool sayings

When I slop a ball in: "Hey, that's all I had!"

When someone shits a ball in on me: "You got something stuck under your shoe!" (often they'll look, I swear!)

When you're begging for a ball to keep rolling: "Fight for oxygen b1tch!"
 
After an opponent’s comment – ‘you don’t show me any respect’
- Is that as a human being or a pool player?

After a sewer on pocketing a super hard shot:
- No good shot goes unpunished

About a guy that slow rolls everything:
- He hits like a girl

After an opponent’s comment – ‘you are lucky’
- And the more I practice the luckier I get

After you win 5-0 opponent’s comments – ‘ you are a hustler’
- Actually I’m a shark if I was a hustler you would have lost 5-4
 
An observation:
- I have never defeated a healthy opponent

General truth:
- the worse I play the more I win

After cue ball hits a pocket edge:
- creative use of corners

After missing a shot but hooking opponent:
- good thing I cannot play shape
 
After a female player says - ‘ I suck’
- Is that an offer?

After a male player says – ‘ I suck’
- Talk to Johnny he may take you up on that

A shot at 3.5x7" table player:
- Anyone can run out on a Fisher Price table
 
After opponent refuses to play 8-ball for money by saying:– ‘8-ball is for girls’
- Great you should be good at it.

I shot that like a god, maybe not THE GOD but a smaller god nevertheless

About being bad with an artificial bridge
- I have never been good with grannies
 
after you break and pocket a ball look at your opponent and say: I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball!

playin 10 ball and someone is playin a combo or carrom on the 10ball: chasing the blue cheese!

if someone is kicking at a ball close to a corner and he misses and goes 2 rails around the object ball tell him: that was an all around good shot!

an inbetween shot: he's on the 50yd line!

after you break and make a ball look over at your opponent and say: you want me to shoot these??! (serious voice)

if someone is shootin a ball in the side pocket and it hits both nibs and doesn't go in say: you went to the titty club and got f'd!

if someone breaks weak walk up to him and say: does your husband play?

if you slop a ball in look at your opponent and say: how would you of played it? (in a serious voice)

The bangers think im a pro and the pros think im a banger!

after you slop a ball in say: i'd rather be lucky then good any day of the week!

I can beat great players but i can't beat lucky ones!

I recently played in a state 9ball tourny and the team we were playin was luckin' balls in left and right.. i mean they would hit em' so bad the object ball woud go 3 rails breakin out all problem clusters on the way to the pocket and go in; and get shape to boot.... so I walked up to one of their players after the match and asked him "who sponsered his team?" He said "such and such bar", so i asked him "are you sure?!" He said "yes, why do u ask?" I said "I thought for sure the such and such BAKERY sponsered you, because you got every roll in the house!" :smile:
 
A new one............

"He must be on "V"! Referring to a player who is amped up and running around the table, shooting fast and making everything he shoots at. (V refers to the blood of vampires, as in True Blood HBO series, where the blood of vampires gives humans super human capabilities). (Maybe it's just a New Orleans thing) :grin:
 
When someone says 'good shot' before the OB goes in then the table roll kicks in and it ends up rattling the pocket I usually look at them and say "you premature congratulated"
 
The cue ball is like a woman. You don't have to hit it hard, just hit it well.

A fella I've been playing pretty regularly will say this from time to time when he's referring to a good stroke.
 
"Don't poke it ... stroke it."

"The balls are cold, but they're not frozen."

"Hit it like you mean it."

"I aim to squerve,"
Dave
 
I used to hear........ "Do you know where the rack is?" ........way too often. Now I get to say it. It feels pretty good.
 
I used to play this old guy when i was a kid. When he would miss and leave me SUPER-TOUGH. He would saunter up to me and wisper..."you don't have to like it....but you do have to shot it". I live by those rules.


Nick
 
foxcues said:
...I was staking my best friend one night.we went to a room we had never been to and played a guy even that we were supposed to give the 8.Well we had a bad night(8ft tables,break cloth pad,blue circle cue ball)and I lost about $800.As we were leaving a woman(nice looking)came up to us and said to my friend"you play good" my friend says "thanks" and then she points to the guy we lost to and said"but he plays REAL good"...
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This was a good one but my favorite part of the story wasn't the woman's comment. The best part was the explanation for losing:

"Well we had a bad night (8ft tables,break cloth pad,blue circle cue ball)"

It struck me funny. I'm going to have to remember that break cloth excuse next time I have an off night. :grin::wink:
 
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