(slips seamlessly into alter-ego)
This is real fine work you've done here, boys. Real fine. Advancing the world of pool and teaching pool to aspiring pool players, are you? Helping out those who are less gifted than yourselves?
Well, I say it's time for the have-nots to rise up!! I refuse to accept the scraps of knowledge the Lock Society throws my way! I say it's time to applaud those who knock others' action, so that they may take the cash themselves. I say we celebrate those who will not bet two dollars on a race to nine in nine ball!!! Our champions are those who miss on purpose to keep their handicaps low!
It's time for all the nits, knockers, and sandbaggers to come together in an alliance against all that is good in the world of pool! Together, the Anti-Lock society can destroy the few remaining shreds of hope in this once-beautiful game!!!
Join me, and you can get a really cool badge to put under your user title thing!
Regards,
Anti-Lock