Do you know the type of player I'm talking about? The kind that explains every shot after they miss it. They use excuses like "Man, if the cloth was a little faster that ball would have been in" or " I barely missed it but my leave was perfect." things like that, except they do it constantly.
LOL... If I threw my stick helicopter style across the pool room, I'd probably decapitate at least 15 dudes like that.
Is there anyone who didn't go through a phase like that? I know for sure I used to.
They want to you know they really can play, they're just having an off day.
Except in reality it's not an off day, it's a normal day.
Some of the excuses are really baffling too. My favorite: "I hit it too hard" (after they missed the pocket by a foot).
I can't resist saying "No, you missed the shot. Hitting hard doesn't cause the ball to smash into the rail instead of the pocket."
This is gonna be me if I start hustling:
Every undercut ball: "That ball skidded on me, they need to clean these."
Every overcut ball: "I'm not really used to this stick's deflection yet."
Every short bank: "haha these rails are completely dead."
Every long bank: "what's up with these gaffy boingy rails?"
Every cue ball position that runs too long: "They need to replace this cloth, it's worn so thin the cue ball never stops."
Every time I underrun position: "wow, nice mud cloth. They should clean it once a year."
Every time I hook myself "watch out, this table rolls off way to the right on this side."