That Oops Moment When You Step through the Door . . .

I went to a tournament in some little town in North Carolina in a "bar" that was made out of a converted double-wide. I got into a little argument with a guy about a hit and Bubba got up off the wall all 18ft a 400lbs of him and said if you don't like what my friend said then we can settle it out back in the woods. The whole place got real quiet and the waitress said to me "fix it." I apologized to Bubba and bought everyone a beer and said I had to go and someone else kept Bubba occupied while I made it out the door.

I drove about ten miles to a predominately Mexican poolroom and was never so happy in my life to walk into a pool room full of strangers. I won about $200 playing Mexican rotation, everyone was slapping me on the back and buying me drinks and I felt safe again.

But I did look around real good on the way to my car to make sure Bubba wasn't lurking around. I was told later that Bubba was a very mean guy who was suspected in a few murders and admonished for going to that bar by myself.
 
I went to a tournament in some little town in North Carolina in a "bar" that was made out of a converted double-wide. I got into a little argument with a guy about a hit and Bubba got up off the wall all 18ft a 400lbs of him and said if you don't like what my friend said then we can settle it out back in the woods. The whole place got real quiet and the waitress said to me "fix it." I apologized to Bubba and bought everyone a beer and said I had to go and someone else kept Bubba occupied while I made it out the door.

I drove about ten miles to a predominately Mexican poolroom and was never so happy in my life to walk into a pool room full of strangers. I won about $200 playing Mexican rotation, everyone was slapping me on the back and buying me drinks and I felt safe again.

But I did look around real good on the way to my car to make sure Bubba wasn't lurking around. I was told later that Bubba was a very mean guy who was suspected in a few murders and admonished for going to that bar by myself.

it was'nt murphy nc. was it. reminds me of a place there bout 15 years ago.

as for the mexicans. i find most of them to be easy going and laid back, reak friendly,but if you ever get in a fight with one be prepared to take them all on. they will be on you like a swarm of bees.
 
Some threads this morning have me thinking about the days of small time hustling on the road. One thread I don't recall ever seeing on AZB is about when you step through the door in a strange part of a big city or new town and realize that it might have been a mistake.



Hu

Hi Hu, Good topic..Lots of good stories out there...One can have some 'exciting' times trying to relieve people of their cash, can't they ?...Having spent a lot of time around both north LA, (Shreveport,) and making various foray's down south into "coon ass" country, I have been privvy to my share of 'awkward' situations...As we all know, Cajun's and their ilk, do not take kindly to being seperated from their cash !..Probably moreso than ANY other ethnic group !..No one knew that, better than me,..but I still managed to get into a few real 'sh*t storms' !

Try and get to them later, can't right now !

SJD
 
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it was'nt murphy nc. was it. reminds me of a place there bout 15 years ago.

as for the mexicans. i find most of them to be easy going and laid back, reak friendly,but if you ever get in a fight with one be prepared to take them all on. they will be on you like a swarm of bees.

Names withheld to protect the innocent (me). Bubba might be computer literate by now and on AZB. ;-)
 
This happened to my father, not me.
He is currently 84 years old and still likes to hit the balls around. Where he grew up the local pool hall was literally next door to his house, less than 6 feet away (I grew up in the same house).
Anyway to the best of his recollection this happened in 1944 or 45.
The place had 8 tables and it was winter time and cold as hell and snow all over the street, this was in Queens, NY. Anyway, they are all playing and 3 guys enter the place and 2 produce shotguns and proceed to line everyone up, collect all their money and their pants. They went through all the pants pockets themselves. Then when they had enough, they took the clothes and announced that they would leave the clothes across the street and not to try to follow them.
It must have been a sight to see, about 30-40 guys all going out in the snow to get their pants, lol.

The name of the place was Damianos. My pop was a pretty good straight pool player and won a few tournys back then and in the 50,s.
His best friend named Beefy was really good and one night one of the Masked Marvels showed up to play the local guys. So beefy steps up to play who ever it was and was in the process of wiping the floor with him in straights. The owner of the room came over to Beefy and told him to tank it. They didnt want the Masked Marvel to get embarassed or some such stuff. Anyway, he did.
My pop also saw Willie play a few times in that room and said he was the best he ever saw.

Hope this story kind of fit in the with the topic.
 
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this thread got me reminiscing about my old bar hopping days.

this story has 2 oops in it .

i was living in west palm beach in 1988. got off work one fri evening and a co worker asked for a ride home. just so happened while we were talking we learned that both of our better halves were out of town that weekend so we decided to go have a few beers together that night.

i picked him up later and we went to his fav hangout which i had never been to. i grabbed a beer and put a quarter on the pool table and waited my turn " was about 5 ahead of me". went back and sat at the bar where joe was talking to a girl.

when it was my turn at the table i was told it was 10.00 a game. i put my quarter in my pocket and said no thanks. now i was not afraid to gamble back then especially for 10.00 but i was cold, had not played in about 6 months and this guy had just won 5 in a row what time i had been there.

being the cheapskate i am i just did not want to donate 10.00 to him for 1 game. well after another beer i heard the same guy holler anybody else or all ya;ll scared. he had won about 3 or 4 more and no body was putting up quarters.

after having started my 3rd beer i was feeling good and could not resist the urge to play anymore. i put my quarters in and he said 10.00, i said ok. of course he won but i played ok and only had 1 ball left. i said lets go again and went and got another beer. i won that 1 plus another 2 also.

then i heard that old song and dance , lets raise it to 20.00. i said ok. i won 2, he won 1. i won 2, he won 1. then he says lets go to 50.00. my head is telling me dont do it but the beer is telling me lets do it, after all you are playing on his money. i won 2 he won 1. well then he says lets play for a 100.00. i am wondering if he is setting me up..... i said well lets use his money and find out. i won 2 more.


next thing i know he slings the cue stick across the room and is stomping behind the bar, all the while cussing and telling joe what the hell is he doing bringing a hustler into the bar. joe says , he aint no hustler, he works with me. the guy said , hell i know i hustler when i play one. he then proceeds to grab a baseball bat and slams it down on the counter and says i want both of you outa here and if either one of you ever come back i will turn you into a popsicle with this bat. before he had finished that sentence i was already headed for the door.i looked back out of the corner of my eye and saw that joe had jumped off the barstool and was hightailing it toward me.

we got in the car and he says i cant believe i just got kicked outa there, i was just sitting there talking to a girl. he said what the hell went on with you 2? i said we was playing and he just went off cause he was losing. you heard the rest. he kept upping the bet, it aint my fault he aint as good as he thinks he is. joe says buddy, i been going there damn near every weekend for the last 10 years, aint too many people walked out of there with more money than they came with when they play him. i said hell i did not know he was the owner. oops !

now for the 2nd oops. backstory here. during the time i was playing joe had come up to me and asked for the keys to the car to go get cigs, he took that girl that he was talking to with him. i did not pay attention to how long he was gone.

the next week i go get my gf from her moms. a few days later i come home from work and my gf casually asks me if i had lost anything in the car. i said no....why ?

she picks up a paper sack from the counter and says look in it. i look in it and see a used condom. i said where the hell did that come from ? she said outa the crease in the backseat of the car when she was vacuming it out.

i told her joe musta done it. she said...who is joe ? i told her about me an joe going out and that he had used the car while i was playing pool. dont think she ever believed me. oops !
 
Should have got her to do the taste test then.

Aw man, I can't believe that I just typed that. Yes I can.
 
Right name wrong person

After hurricane Wilma hit south florida my girlfriend and I was travelling to the west coast where my dad was working, he wasn't getting off til later in the day so he told me of a bar/pool room where i can get some decent action. He tells me go there and look for a guy named "Joey". So we head that way and get to the pool room with plenty of daylight left, walk in and 2 guys are playing with "ok" strokes.. I start talking to them ask their names and sure enough one is Joey! I'm like ok baby we got him! i beat them out of $50 a piece... This joey guy literally goes off. he is like mr clean bald guy and has a bad temper..

anyway i barely got out of there, he stiffed me for his $50. So i called my dad and like dad why would you have me go there to play that guy?

I start describing him to my dad and we come to realize that is was the wrong "Joey"
 
great stories!

Great stories one and all! I am headed out of town to a doctor's appointment this morning so not much time to comment. Do have to tell lorider he is a lucky son of a gun. My ex would have cut off my whacker while I was asleep and then asked about the condom!

Dick, I'm eagerly awaiting your stories when you have time to write. My running buddy for much of my high school years and about five afterwards was a big Cajun whose family was from Saint Martinsville. I was family and if there was a party going on in a yard nobody was a stranger anyway. In high school we would leave from above Baton Rouge Friday afternoon and come back Sunday evening or Sunday night. People I went to school with tried to tell me there were closer places to party than Breaux Bridge, St Martinsville, Lafayette, and New Iberia and I just looked at them and said not really. The Cajuns knew how to party and a beautiful young girl with a real Cajun accent from a family that spoke French before they spoke English, WOW! As you know though a lot of them were sitting on spring loaded redass. One instant you are having a hell of a good time and the next knives are out and you aren't even sure why!

I sure miss the days when Acadiana was Acadiana and Hu was Hu. I made a lot of mistakes when I was young, most of which I would like to make all over again!

Hu
 
i was visiting my cousin one time about 15 years ago who lived south of jackson tn. we decided to go to jackson and shoot some pool. the place was pretty dead and we got tired of playing each other when we could not get any action so we left.

we were headed back to his house when we come up on a biker bar. i decided to stop in, my cousin was not too keen on the idea and i told him it will be ok, you be cool and they will be cool.

well i got in some 5.00 a game action and i kept it close enough so they thought they had a chance beatin me. while playing i kept talking to this girl and my cousin was talking to her friend. while shooting she brought me a fried bologna sandwich from this free buffet they had. well i ate about 4 or 5 of them sandwiches and washed them down with about 8 or 9 beers. been drinking ever since we went to that pool hall earlier.

still playing pool and talking with that girl and my cousin tells me i am bringing some unwanted attention to myself. i say whatya mean. he says a few of them bikers is staring at us. i look over and see 4 sitting at a table staring at us and i figure one of them is sweet on this girl. oops. i say lets hit the road.

well we get to my cousins house about 2 in the mornin and he says spend the night. i say i can make it back to memphis i got stuff to do in the mornin. well i get back to jackson and the beer and fried bologna sandwiches take their toll on me.

i pull into a truckstop parking lot and throw up and just pass out.

lemme tell you .... waking up in a hot ass truck about 9 in the mornin with puke all over you and also evey inch of the dash and steering wheel is also covered too aint a good way to start the mornin.

i pull over to the pumps and get a water hose and just start spraying my self and the inside of my truck too. people were staring at me like i was an alien or something.

it took a week to get the smell outa my truck. oops!

This story should never be retold again.

Great thread (except for the above story)...just kidding.:grin:

When I was younger, at Okie Joe's in Albuquerque, I was in a couple fights over pool games, never over gambling though because we were all broke students, but usually over the place in the coin line on Wednesday night, which was dime beer night...all you could drink for a dime each, so much is lost in a haze. I lived about a half a block away, so would walk over and enjoy drinking, playing pool, smoking joints, and lovin' the one I was with! (if you remember the song...)
 
Stopped at a little country bar in north Louisiana that had a pool sign out front to see what was shaking one evening. I was a foreigner from south Louisiana just passing through. Everything stopped when I stepped through the door. Out of a couple dozen people in the place only two or three had front teeth and that was including the ladies. Oops!


Hu

One man's oops is another man's normal league night.

JC
 
Well, it wasn't a pool hall but a strip club that was next door to the motel that I was staying at in Little Rock while working in the States.

I had a United Motorcyclist tee shirt on. That was a small bike club where I was from. Toy runs, dances, swap meets, that sort of thing but certainly not a club patch.

A lot of clubbers in there as some of their property was dancing and working the bar.

Needless to say, some drunk clown out of towner with a patch got a hard on for me because of the shirt and was lucky to git when the gittin was good.

So, altho it was not a pool hall, I can say I know the feeling of being out gunned and out numbered.

When I hit the outside, lets just say I wasn't going for a night stroll, I was double timing it.

I used to play guitar at a bar out in the boonies above Altamont, NY. Pay was $40/night, plus drinks and tips and a sandwich now and then. It got me by during my last summer of freedom as a young man, living in a tent in a nearby field.

One day I rode my bike up to the place on a hot July afternoon. The place would be empty and I could get in some pool on the table in the back. With luck, the owner would be there and would comp me the beer and food and give me a stack of quarters for the table.

When I pulled in the parking lot was empty. Good sign. I pulled the bike up on the stand and walked in. Sure enough, the owner was there. We exchanged greetings and he poured me a cold one. While I was sitting there sipping, I heard the sound of thunder in the distance. Only thing was, it was a sustained sound, that kept getting louder by the second. Then it became a roar, so I ran onto the deck to see what the hell it was. About thirty hogs come rolling into the lot, with the meanest and nastiest looking bikers I'd ever seen (and I came of age in a biker town "The Breed" called home).

Oops.

The sound alone almost made me crap myself. Then they parked the bikes all around mine - a shiny new Honda 550SS rice burner - and poured past me into the bar. I could feel my manhood begin to shrink as they each looked at my little scooter in disgust, and then at me. I was pretty scruffy and tough looking back then, but nobody would ever take me for a lone wolf biker. Even their bikers babes made my blood run cold.

Now, a sane man would have left his maroon helmet with the four reflective stripes right there on the bar, and never would have second-guessed the decision as he hopped on his diminutive Honda and got out of Dodge. But I was broke and needed that helmet, and besides, it was beastly outside and that beer was tasting mighty good. So I lit a smoke and walked back inside.

No hope of getting on the table, nor did I want to. These guys sucked so bad they couldn't hit an end rail, but I wasn't about to put a quarter up and show them how. I drank my beer and the owner quickly poured me another one. He had no interest in seeing me leave. He was more scared than I was. But basically, they all acted like I wasn't even there. They were there to get drunk and have fun. Who cared if there was a fruitcake in shorts and tank top sitting shaking at the bar?

After the second beer I decided I'd had my fill and headed for the bathroom to drain a vein. Then I thought better about it and decided to pee alongside the road someplace. God only knew just what I might find inside there. So I grabbed my sissy helmet and strolled out the door, past a few nasties on the deck, and over to my bike. PLEASE let it start! It turned right over like it always did, and I goosed the throttle and got that (now very anemic sounding) Honda whirr.

I strapped my helmet on, pulled in the clutch, kicked it down into first and turned around to look at the guys on the deck. I raised my fist up in the universal biker's salute. One of them raised his fist back at me, except one of his fingers wasn't folded in all the way, I think it was his middle finger. It was at that precise moment that I fully grasped the nature of the situation I had just encountered. I cracked open the throttle, popped the clutch, and left a rooster tail of dirt and gravel all the way down the driveway.

It was about five miles before I had the nerve to stop and pee.
 
Have you seen the Pee Wee Herman biker bar scene when he knocked over the bikes?

Be glad you didn't accidentally pull that one off. I've never been much for patches or getting close to them. My little encounter, not unlike yours was enuff for me for one summer.

The guy that had me in his sights, I'm quite sure my face would have stopped his fist pretty good tho.
 
Have you seen the Pee Wee Herman biker bar scene when he knocked over the bikes?

Be glad you didn't accidentally pull that one off. I've never been much for patches or getting close to them. My little encounter, not unlike yours was enuff for me for one summer.

The guy that had me in his sights, I'm quite sure my face would have stopped his fist pretty good tho.

Same here. When I was a little kid in SoCal, it was around the time that the Hell's Angels were getting cracked down on, iirc. We'd go up to Big Bear for the donkey race and there would be rows and rows of bikes at half the bars along the road. It was always cool to me to see them, but later learned that they weren't exactly the 'good guys'. Back in Maine, my brother was hanging out with Skip Workman's son. I guess he had a nice collection of knives and other things. I think he passed away a few years ago. My mom wasn't too thrilled with him going over there.

Fast forward to 4 or 5 years ago.. I was hanging out at my usual bar, Sewickley's, knocking the balls around. One of the local bikers was hanging out and wanted to play. He didn't seem to like losing and got vocal. Well, this punkish kid about half his size walks up to him, opens his jacket and pulls at the knife in it and then says something to the biker. The biker shut up real quick and left after a minute.

I can't remember if it was the same time or another, but a biker got all mouthy and somebody told him what he could go do. Can't remember if it started a fight right away or not, but he ended up returning with another half dozen friends. Well, after they find out that he caused the whole problem, they didn't give a rat's ass for getting themselves into more trouble and just had a drink and went on their way.

Sewickley's put on some good tournaments back in the day, too(80's and 90's?). The old owner, Dennis, was big on gambling and had odds boards set up for some things, too. I know Rackemsuckr mentioned the place in one of her old posts, so maybe somebody else can jog their memory for a story or two.
 
Walked in a bar one time and about half way through I realized it was full of bikers. (outlaw real bad ass bikers) so I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.
I had a leather jacket on so I sort of fit in enough to not get a lot of immediate attention.

I drank my beer while looking around discreetly and immediately realized it wasn't a matter of if I was going to get in trouble it was a matter of when.

My plan was to finish my beer, spin around on my bar stool and head straight out the door without looking at anyone. As I spun around my foot got tangled in the metal ring around the bar stool leg and I fell flat on the floor.

While the bikers were laughing hysterically I briskly walked straight out the door and never looked back.
 
Not to be confused with the Nick Varner Chicken Story.

My "Oops Moment" was a little different.

A pal of mine and I are just crazy about fried chicken and we will go anywhere to eat good fried chicken.

One of our travels was to a low-scale, inner-city fried chicken specialist restaurant. It was deep in the bowels of the city, amongst run-down buildings everywhere and sitting in this little hole in the wall was our planned destination.

We knew we had the right address and the chicken review we had was bona fide and recent.

As we stepped through the door, we immediately knew we were the only white people who had ever graced these doors. Every head in the place turned to us as we walked in. I was wearing a coat an tie and my buddy was wearing a Hawaiian bright-colored shirt and the gazes from the crowd already there were very mixed. Most of the looks were the "WTF" kind of looks but we were on a mission and would not be deterred.

My buddy Paul and I don't share prejudices of other people unless they dislike fried chicken so as soon as it was made known what we were there for, the hard stares turned to friendly glances of amusement and even some appreciation for our daring and we enjoyed some of the best fried chicken a man could stand. :D
 
A twist on the bikers story. There used to be a little bar in a place called Cascadia, Oregon. Not there any more. That's on hwy. 20, the western slopes of the Cascade Mountians. A loggers hangout. One Friday night back in the mid 60's, a bunch of choppers pulled in out front, parked in a line with front wheels pointed towards the highway. 1/2 dozen bikers walked in, told the loggers to clear out because they wanted to party.

BIG mistake on the biker's part. Bottom line...don't screw with guys who carry 50 pound chainsaws up & down steep hills for a living. Far as I know, the bikers never messed with the loggers again. After the fight they were told not to come back, "because there's lots of places to hide bodies around here."
 
A twist on the bikers story. There used to be a little bar in a place called Cascadia, Oregon. Not there any more. That's on hwy. 20, the western slopes of the Cascade Mountians. A loggers hangout. One Friday night back in the mid 60's, a bunch of choppers pulled in out front, parked in a line with front wheels pointed towards the highway. 1/2 dozen bikers walked in, told the loggers to clear out because they wanted to party.

BIG mistake on the biker's part. Bottom line...don't screw with guys who carry 50 pound chainsaws up & down steep hills for a living. Far as I know, the bikers never messed with the loggers again. After the fight they were told not to come back, "because there's lots of places to hide bodies around here."

LOL, that's funny!
 
My "Oops Moment" was a little different.

A pal of mine and I are just crazy about fried chicken and we will go anywhere to eat good fried chicken.

Man, how you gonna tell that story and not tell me where this fried chicken's at?
I love good fried chicken too.
 
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