Open challenge $500per game

Typical Dean fashion..... go big or go home.... :p

I don't think you'll have a problem getting a game quickly.
 
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getting a game has never been my problem
getting the money is more the problem

i am hoping to have some fun and bust all these road agents
and double tough hombres,i figure i should win half the time
with the nuts,and have some great stories for the grand kids

one fella says i need to hire an editor,i figured with all the responses i am getting
that everybody understood me perfectly

i am working on getting video coverage and selling the videos to
the public who might never get to see this kind of action

proving that you don't need to play good to play
just match up and play high

it sure would be fun to get one last play in while i still can
 
offering my expert services

I am willing to take time out of my busy schedule to come ( as always you provide my
transportation both ways) and hold the up money. Also included in this package at no extra charge I will go out and get refreshments for everyone while taking the money
with me for safe keeping. I know you don't want put this extra pressure on your wife.
J.P.
 
i was expecting an unselfish gesture such as this
but when i saw jackpot i was kinda expecting you to offer to stake
anyone who wished to offer me the nuts

if your stake holding services are needed,i will contact you
 
deanoc said:
i was expecting an unselfish gesture such as this
but when i saw jackpot i was kinda expecting you to offer to stake
anyone who wished to offer me the nuts

if your stake holding services are needed,i will contact you
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You have a unique way of woofing deanoc, asking to matchup if you can get the nuts. Here's your nuts. :p


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.if you need a coach, or someone to help carry the ca$h, let me know.

deanoc said:
Anyone willing to come to my house and give me what I think is the nuts and try to out run them ,please call

Bushwhacker is barred for beating me with this once too often

Cliff is barred because he outran the nuts 3 times before I realized he had the nuts

The entire Glenn family is barred because of the sins of the father,when he humiliated me
by winning too many games before I realized I was dead in the water
After adjusting I was told I actually was getting less weight than I started with.only to have him agree to give me back the original game that I had already lost $2700 at that very day.So you can see why I am barring any of his clever family

Am i being unreasonable?he got my Balabushka,2 Szamboti s and a Gina cue before I came

out from under the ether. I still admire his sons,but the apple may be close to the tree and
I have to bar them forever


Billy Incardona is barred because he out smarts me every time I turn around

Call to see if you are barred too

Anyone else with money is eligible to play(assuming I think I have the nuts)


The reason more people are not mentioned is because most people who played me when I was young are now dead

contact me to match up

oh, yes, Tommy Rey is barred because my wife saw me giving him money
when he had got very lucky to win

she thought that" He had the nuts" and it is with deep regret that I have to bar
one of my favorite pigeons,but he brought it on himself and she is very inflexible

no games under $200 will be considered

Filipinos are welcome.Oklahoma road agents are welcome,anyone on the shorts
will need deep pocket stake horse

Posting required,no short shots permitted
I must have a chance to win in case I win

No poor sports or nits with crazy tournament rules ,no sharking or drinking on premises
strictly enforced by the spouse

No games played after 7PM as that is my bed time,but I can play in daylight hours

No nits need apply,no drinking swearing or chewing permitted by the spouse
No mooching or borrowing in the event I win

Nor asking me to stake games,I am not allowed to stake games as my wife seems
to think that its dangerous since I had to sell her Rolex to pay some 30 years ago

Despite these small exceptions I am still allowed to play with this short leash around my neck

Any time i get $5000 behind ,the game must be adjusted my way,my wife says that
is the infallible sign that I did not possess the nuts and in fact am up against the
afore mentioned nuts

Just because you shoot straight is not a disqualifying condition,but it will affect the spot

Oh yes JJ is barred for beating me and laughing when i looked so bad,it was because I was under
a rock every time I looked up and my shot selection was severely limited and I was shooting
shots beyond my skill set
It gave the
impression that I was a dog,when in fact my game temporarily broke down under
a barrage of outstanding play
pm me your phone number and i will return your call when my wife is not screening my calls

Should your name appear on the barred list and you would like to apply.
my wife requires a $1,000 application fee and a character reference
demonstrating that you have a record of losing and paying in the last few months

Billy will also need to demonstrate his willingness to match up easier by letting a third party
match the game without hearing his explanation because he always makes such good sense
and I tend to use poor judgment when faced with clear sounding argumentation

again contact me asap
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Bust em all Dean.....if you need a coach, or someone to help carry the ca$h, let me know......I also do "body guard" work for 20%. ;) It would be like "old times" at CJ's.
 
deanoc said:
Anyone willing to come to my house and give me what I think is the nuts and try to out run them ,please call

Bushwhacker is barred for beating me with this once too often

Cliff is barred because he outran the nuts 3 times before I realized he had the nuts

The entire Glenn family is barred because of the sins of the father,when he humiliated me
by winning too many games before I realized I was dead in the water
After adjusting I was told I actually was getting less weight than I started with.only to have him agree to give me back the original game that I had already lost $2700 at that very day.So you can see why I am barring any of his clever family

Am i being unreasonable?he got my Balabushka,2 Szamboti s and a Gina cue before I came

out from under the ether. I still admire his sons,but the apple may be close to the tree and
I have to bar them forever


Billy Incardona is barred because he out smarts me every time I turn around

Call to see if you are barred too

Anyone else with money is eligible to play(assuming I think I have the nuts)


The reason more people are not mentioned is because most people who played me when I was young are now dead

contact me to match up

oh, yes, Tommy Rey is barred because my wife saw me giving him money
when he had got very lucky to win

she thought that" He had the nuts" and it is with deep regret that I have to bar
one of my favorite pigeons,but he brought it on himself and she is very inflexible

no games under $200 will be considered

Filipinos are welcome.Oklahoma road agents are welcome,anyone on the shorts
will need deep pocket stake horse

Posting required,no short shots permitted
I must have a chance to win in case I win

No poor sports or nits with crazy tournament rules ,no sharking or drinking on premises
strictly enforced by the spouse

No games played after 7PM as that is my bed time,but I can play in daylight hours

No nits need apply,no drinking swearing or chewing permitted by the spouse
No mooching or borrowing in the event I win

Nor asking me to stake games,I am not allowed to stake games as my wife seems
to think that its dangerous since I had to sell her Rolex to pay some 30 years ago

Despite these small exceptions I am still allowed to play with this short leash around my neck

Any time i get $5000 behind ,the game must be adjusted my way,my wife says that
is the infallible sign that I did not possess the nuts and in fact am up against the
afore mentioned nuts

Just because you shoot straight is not a disqualifying condition,but it will affect the spot

Oh yes JJ is barred for beating me and laughing when i looked so bad,it was because I was under
a rock every time I looked up and my shot selection was severely limited and I was shooting
shots beyond my skill set
It gave the
impression that I was a dog,when in fact my game temporarily broke down under
a barrage of outstanding play
pm me your phone number and i will return your call when my wife is not screening my calls

Should your name appear on the barred list and you would like to apply.
my wife requires a $1,000 application fee and a character reference
demonstrating that you have a record of losing and paying in the last few months

Billy will also need to demonstrate his willingness to match up easier by letting a third party
match the game without hearing his explanation because he always makes such good sense
and I tend to use poor judgment when faced with clear sounding argumentation

again contact me asap
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Iam sure there is someone here at AZ that fits all your wifes conditions!

Then again good luck MR.!
 
cj
i hadn't thought of you
i think your body guarding services would be less expensive than playing pool with you

i appreciate all those tips you gave me about the touch of inside
those ideas worked real good till i started playing for money and got confused
kinda afraid to try it,afraid not to try it,in the end i reverted to my old ways
and played so tentative that the other guy started free stroking

word is out that you are opening another pool room

i would be glad to play at your place ,please make a table with 5.25 inch pockets

and put in lots of 9, footers, i heard you were playing again.
i hope you get it back,at one time you were the best i ever saw

i will keep you in mind for the coaching and guarding and advice on who to play first
i am having so many inquiries that i don't know
whether
to be encouraged or frightened
 
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Ok, I'll bite

We play even, I get a coach for every other shot.

You decide the bet

Or am I barred too?
 
I found this funny; good on you; until I realized you were in Dallas....... If you want money games I'm sure CJ can give you more than you can handle ! But I think you should challenge him anyway ;) go for broke brah !
 
Deanoc,
I'm coming thru town Saturday. I'd be interested in playing some Onepocket.
You can ask my speed from Tony Mack, Forest Boyd, Bumper, etc. I play out of Houston, run tourneys mostly. Have not and I mean have not hit 1 ball since October. So whatever they say I'm sure will be off, but I'd still possibly play.

But I trust Tony, forest, and bumpers judgement if they say something seems fair I'm willing to give it a shot. You may even be one of them, it sounds like em. :)

Im sure you know them. Ask them tommorow and perhaps we can set the game up for Saturday when me and my girlfriend are passing thru if possible.

- Brent Thomas
 
JumpinJoe said:
Deanoc,
I'm coming thru town Saturday. I'd be interested in playing some Onepocket.
You can ask my speed from Tony Mack, Forest Boyd, Bumper, etc. I play out of Houston, run tourneys mostly. Have not and I mean have not hit 1 ball since October. So whatever they say I'm sure will be off, but I'd still possibly play.

But I trust Tony, forest, and bumpers judgement if they say something seems fair I'm willing to give it a shot. You may even be one of them, it sounds like em. :)

Im sure you know them. Ask them tommorow and perhaps we can set the game up for Saturday when me and my girlfriend are passing thru if possible.

- Brent Thomas
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Is Bumpers from New Jersey or Penn. originally, I used to know a Bumpers that used to come to Chelsea Billiards in N. Y. C. years ago? Thanks!
 
itsfroze said:
Is Bumpers from New Jersey or Penn. originally, I used to know a Bumpers that used to come to Chelsea Billiards in N. Y. C. years ago? Thanks!
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I'd be guessing. Not sure.
I know he flys his own airplane, gots lots of cash and loves to play.
He goes to derby and plays everyone from time to time. Takes a whole entourage of people with him, lol.

His real names Jeff, I'm not going to put his last name. If you know a bumper nickname, and his first names Jeff I'm sure it would be the same fellow.
 
JumpinJoe said:
Deanoc,
I'm coming thru town Saturday. I'd be interested in playing some Onepocket.
You can ask my speed from Tony Mack, Forest Boyd, Bumper, etc. I play out of Houston, run tourneys mostly. Have not and I mean have not hit 1 ball since October. So whatever they say I'm sure will be off, but I'd still possibly play.

But I trust Tony, forest, and bumpers judgement if they say something seems fair I'm willing to give it a shot. You may even be one of them, it sounds like em. :)

Im sure you know them. Ask them tommorow and perhaps we can set the game up for Saturday when me and my girlfriend are passing thru if possible.

- Brent Thomas
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two houston guys representing......:)
 
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