I'm back..and I'm pissed !
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Excellent idea Spidey !..But there should be a label for "Greatest Cartoonist", reserved for you !...I would pay you a BUNCH of $$$$, to make one about my award winning, 2013 'Post of the Year' In case you've forgotten,..here it is !
Watchez said:
Having never been formerly introduced to Mr. Wiley, I feel I have come to know him through this forum...Using very little imagination, I do believe I know how a casual introduction might progress, if were we to meet someday at, say DCC !
SJD.."Hi there, (I extend hand) my name is Dick"
CJ.."Why hello (grabs hand, pumps furiously, but avoids eye contact) my name is Carson Wiley..Owner of the world famous 'Carson's Palace' in Dallas, Texas...You may know me as C.J."!
SJD.."Yes, I thought I recognized you from your pict....."
CJ.."Well yes, (chuckles).. when you've won as many tournaments as I have, theres bound to be a ton of pictures around."
SJD.."Actually, I meant YOUR pictures, that YOU post on the AZ foru......" !
CJ.."I was also captain of the Mosconi Cup last year !..Can you believe they expected me to wear that stupid U.S. team jacket ?..Those are NOT my most flattering colors you know !..What was your name again" ?
SJD.. "Dick, Dick Mc Morran...You may know me as 'San Jos........."
CJ.."Uh, nope, never heard of you..(looks perplexed)..Where ya from Doug ?... By the way, did you know I was also the 1996 ESPN World Champion" ?
SJD.."Seems to me, I hea......"
CJ.."I am also the originator of 'TOI', the greatest aid to pool player's ever invented ! Sorry I don't have time to give you a lesson now."
SJD.."Well, I may hav..."
CJ.."Do you play pool Dirk ?..No offense but you look like you might be old enough to have played a little 'two shot foul' nine ball"
SJD.."Yes I am, but I preffered to play one p...."
CJ.."I thought so !.. Can you believe some idiot on the forums, is trying to say one pocket is a more difficult game to learn ?..How can anyone be that stupid" ?
SJD.."Well, I......"
CJ.."Did you know I was a black belt, at 'Tai Kwon Do', and a Martial Arts instructor" ?
SJD.."Yes, I believe I did hear someth........."
CJ.."Tiger, Michael Jordan and Mark Cuban, are my regular foursome at golf (when I can get away)...I hate to disappoint them, but sometimes my business empire gets in the way...Hank Haney has been coaching me, he says I'm definitely PGA tour material" !
SJD.."Hmm, but......."
CJ.."They really enjoy my company, because I also know about all there is to know about 'The Supreme Being', the hereafter, the thereafter' wrestling holds, and other important stuff like that !"
SJD.."Very impressive, but what does that have to do wi.........."
CJ.."Well, its been nice meeting you Dave, but I have to run now..Mary wants to take some photos of me, with Buddy, Efren, Hopkins, Archer, and all the other greats of the game !..I don't have near enough pictures to wallpaper my entire house yet.
..We'll have to chat again some time."
SJD.."Yeah, its been a REAL pleas......."
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Excellent idea Spidey !..But there should be a label for "Greatest Cartoonist", reserved for you !...I would pay you a BUNCH of $$$$, to make one about my award winning, 2013 'Post of the Year' In case you've forgotten,..here it is !
Watchez; Congrats to SJDinPHX for being the 2013 Winner for Post of the Year.
Having never been formerly introduced to Mr. Wiley, I feel I have come to know him through this forum...Using very little imagination, I do believe I know how a casual introduction might progress, if were we to meet someday, at, say DCC !
SJD.."Hi there, (I extend hand) my name is Dick"
CJ.."Why hello (grabs hand, pumps furiously, but avoids eye contact) my name is CJ Wiley"
SJD.."Yes, I thought I recognized you from your pictures"
CJ.."Well yes, (chuckles).. when you've won as many tournaments as I have, theres bound to be a ton of pictures around."
SJD.."Actually, I meant YOUR pictures,..on the AZ for......" !
CJ.."I was also captain of the Mosconi Cup last year !..Can you believe they expected me to wear that stupid team jacket ?..Those are NOT my most flattering colors !..What was your name again" ?
SJD.. "Dick, D-I-C-K...You may know me as 'San Jos........."
CJ.."Uh, nope, never heard of you..(looks perplexed)..Where ya from Rick ?... By the way, did you know I was also the 1996 ESPN World Champion" ?
SJD.."Seems to me, I hea......"
CJ.."I am also the originator of 'TOI', the greatest aid to pool player's ever invented ! Sorry I don't have time to give you a lesson now."
SJD.."Well, I may hav..."
CJ.."Do you play pool Dirk ?..No offense but you look like you might be old enough to have played a little 'two shot foul' nine ball"
SJD.."Yes I am, but I preffered to play one p...."
CJ.."I thought so !.. Can you believe some idiot on the forums, is trying to say one pocket is a more difficult game to learn ?..How can anyone be that stupid" ?
SJD.."Well, I......"
CJ.."Did you know I was a black belt, at 'Tai Kwon Do', and a Martial Arts instructor" ?
SJD.."Yes, I believe I did hear someth........."
CJ.."Tiger, Michael Jordan and Mark Cuban, are my regular foursome at golf (when I can get away)...I hate to disappoint them, but sometimes my business empire gets in the way...Hank Haney has been coaching me, he says I'm definitely PGA tour material" !
SJD.."Hmm, but......."
CJ.."They really enjoy my company, because I also know about all there is to know about 'The Supreme Being', the hereafter, the thereafter' wrestling holds, and other important stuff like that !"
SJD.."Very impressive, but what does that have to do wi.........."
CJ.."Well, its been nice meeting you Doug, but I have to run now..Mary wants to take some photos of me, with Buddy, Efren, Hopkins, Archer, and all the other greats of the game !..I don't have near enough pictures to wallpaper my house yet...We'll have to chat again some time."
SJD.."Yeah, its been a REAL pleas......."
Doesn't matter if you love these guys, hate these guys, one of them or both of them! This is pppphhhhhbbbuuuuuuunnnnyyyyyyy stuff!!!
I can see this post winning an award! I'm still laughing!!
I think that any person on your list should send a PM to Mike Howerton asking to be put on the list if they want that designation. It seems that your list contains people who at one time were a professional pool player. Some of the people on your list may not be active any longer and may not consider themselves a PRO PLAYER.
One of the problems that you have is where do you draw the line? What designates a professional pool player? If these names are good for the label, then who else might make the cut?
JoeyA
If Willie Mosconi was still living, he would be 101 years old.
Now, if he was posting on AZ, would anyone begrudge him the Pro Banner?
I think we should all recognize the history of our sport....
...honor the greats.........and SJD is one of them.
I owe you a PM, Joey....I won't forget.
SJ, I would also pay to see a Spidey Cartoon with that dialogue and a bit more added to it.
Good material so far.
Good material so far.
Excellent idea Spidey !..But there should be a label for "Greatest Cartoonist", reserved for you !...I would pay you a BUNCH of $$$$, to make one about my award winning, 2013 'Post of the Year' In case you've forgotten,..here it is !
Having never been formerly introduced to Mr. Wiley, I feel I have come to know him through this forum...Using very little imagination, I do believe I know how a casual introduction might progress, if were we to meet someday at, say DCC !
SJD.."Hi there, (I extend hand) my name is Dick"
CJ.."Why hello (grabs hand, pumps furiously, but avoids eye contact) my name is Carson Wiley..Owner of the world famous 'Carson's Palace' in Dallas, Texas...You may know me as C.J."!
SJD.."Yes, I thought I recognized you from your pict....."
CJ.."Well yes, (chuckles).. when you've won as many tournaments as I have, theres bound to be a ton of pictures around."
SJD.."Actually, I meant YOUR pictures, that YOU post on the AZ foru......" !
CJ.."I was also captain of the Mosconi Cup last year !..Can you believe they expected me to wear that stupid U.S. team jacket ?..Those are NOT my most flattering colors you know !..What was your name again" ?
SJD.. "Dick, Dick Mc Morran...You may know me as 'San Jos........."
CJ.."Uh, nope, never heard of you..(looks perplexed)..Where ya from Doug ?... By the way, did you know I was also the 1996 ESPN World Champion" ?
SJD.."Seems to me, I hea......"
CJ.."I am also the originator of 'TOI', the greatest aid to pool player's ever invented ! Sorry I don't have time to give you a lesson now."
SJD.."Well, I may hav..."
CJ.."Do you play pool Dirk ?..No offense but you look like you might be old enough to have played a little 'two shot foul' nine ball"
SJD.."Yes I am, but I preffered to play one p...."
CJ.."I thought so !.. Can you believe some idiot on the forums, is trying to say one pocket is a more difficult game to learn ?..How can anyone be that stupid" ?
SJD.."Well, I......"
CJ.."Did you know I was a black belt, at 'Tai Kwon Do', and a Martial Arts instructor" ?
SJD.."Yes, I believe I did hear someth........."
CJ.."Tiger, Michael Jordan and Mark Cuban, are my regular foursome at golf (when I can get away)...I hate to disappoint them, but sometimes my business empire gets in the way...Hank Haney has been coaching me, he says I'm definitely PGA tour material" !
SJD.."Hmm, but......."
CJ.."They really enjoy my company, because I also know about all there is to know about 'The Supreme Being', the hereafter, the thereafter' wrestling holds, and other important stuff like that !"
SJD.."Very impressive, but what does that have to do wi.........."
CJ.."Well, its been nice meeting you Dave, but I have to run now..Mary wants to take some photos of me, with Buddy, Efren, Hopkins, Archer, and all the other greats of the game !..I don't have near enough pictures to wallpaper my entire house yet.
..We'll have to chat again some time."
SJD.."Yeah, its been a REAL pleas......."
Can anyone say 'Ghost Writer from St. Louie!'
Yes Hogman, There is certainly lots of room for more levity !..I am sure Spidey could fill in the blanks. :thumbup:
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Me too bud. I think CJ would be a good sport unlike .......... Who prefers flying his rainbow flag rather than being outwitted
If you wrote that dialogue you missed your calling.... That's pretty hilarious.
Once again you have distinguished yourself, by making a post that makes NO sense to any human being,
of normal intelligence ???
(are you sure you didn't learn to form words, from your buddy, Al ?) :embarrassed2:
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Get a grip. I had nothing to do with it. SJD is funny all on his lonesome.
Lou Figueroa
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Originally Posted by Palmerfan
This post is SO RIDICULOUS and so childish its honestly sad. Here's a man, quite old by his own admission whose need to feel superior or feel noticed is nuanced in many of his threads. Always that hint of "show me more respect...I deserve it."
I never heard of him ..don't care to, and the years he claims he was "going at it for the serious coin" with names we all know kind of where before my time...but I know all the other names he listed that were before my time as well. This is a textbook blatant but obvious narcissist with self esteem issues.
Never saw that in a man in his 80's...ever. Wasn't sure before whether to be sympathetic or disgusted...this post shows disgusted was the correct route. I have been out of commenting on things like this for years, but this post in particular and his others in the thread as well - where he feels (almost demands) the pro-player above his name stating his case of why it should be some sort of "no brainer" - then in this reply stating "I would not except a "PRO" banner now, if you begged me to" After he had just been ripped apart by AZ House Pro saying how he hadn't ever seen him compete or hit a ball, this 80+ yr old man lost it...all you have left in the world would be some respect, and instead you get laughed at - those are the chances you take.
P.S. - Your Jealousy of CJ is transparent to all - you may wanna lay off bringing up his name at every opportunity. Whether or not you like or dislike his posting or the fact that he sells dvd's is pointless. The fact that CJ has accomplished what he has, and putting his accomplishments next to yours - its a lose/lose for you - Shows your jealousy #1 and when the careers get compared, you are not in his league.
You guessed wrong, and I am dead right which is probably why it solicited this type of response from you.
The facts of what he said are in my post and can't be argued as those were the words HE wrote...first asking and "showing" why he deserved the pro banner early in the thread and then laughably stating "I would not except a "PRO" banner now, if you begged me to".
I showed by using his own statements so opinions won't matter. It is also blatantly apparent you will defend him no matter how wrong he is, and no matter how transparent his self esteem issues are and his jealousy of CJ is.
I don't need to "straighten them out" or anyone else...I was pointing out a monumental narcissistic post by a man dripping with anger, envy and the feeling he has been disrespected/forgotten.
Originally Posted by Palmerfan
This post is SO RIDICULOUS and so childish its honestly sad. Here's a man, quite old by his own admission whose need to feel superior or feel noticed is nuanced in many of his threads. Always that hint of "show me more respect...I deserve it."
I never heard of him ..don't care to, and the years he claims he was "going at it for the serious coin" with names we all know kind of where before my time...but I know all the other names he listed that were before my time as well. This is a textbook blatant but obvious narcissist with self esteem issues.
Never saw that in a man in his 80's...ever. Wasn't sure before whether to be sympathetic or disgusted...this post shows disgusted was the correct route. I have been out of commenting on things like this for years, but this post in particular and his others in the thread as well - where he feels (almost demands) the pro-player above his name stating his case of why it should be some sort of "no brainer" - then in this reply stating "I would not except a "PRO" banner now, if you begged me to" After he had just been ripped apart by AZ House Pro saying how he hadn't ever seen him compete or hit a ball, this 80+ yr old man lost it...all you have left in the world would be some respect, and instead you get laughed at - those are the chances you take.
P.S. - Your Jealousy of CJ is transparent to all - you may wanna lay off bringing up his name at every opportunity. Whether or not you like or dislike his posting or the fact that he sells dvd's is pointless. The fact that CJ has accomplished what he has, and putting his accomplishments next to yours - its a lose/lose for you - Shows your jealousy #1 and when the careers get compared, you are not in his league.
You guessed wrong, and I am dead right which is probably why it solicited this type of response from you.
The facts of what he said are in my post and can't be argued as those were the words HE wrote...first asking and "showing" why he deserved the pro banner early in the thread and then laughably stating "I would not except a "PRO" banner now, if you begged me to".
I showed by using his own statements so opinions won't matter. It is also blatantly apparent you will defend him no matter how wrong he is, and no matter how transparent his self esteem issues are and his jealousy of CJ is.
I don't need to "straighten them out" or anyone else...I was pointing out a monumental narcissistic post by a man dripping with anger, envy and the feeling he has been disrespected/forgotten.
Yes Petey...CJ was a good sport about it when it came out originally..I'm sure he knew it was all "tongue in cheek" ! (well, most of it anyway.
)..I did kind of miss the boat, by not meeting him, and Barton together....Lots more potential for 'awkward' exchanges !..But I may NEVER have gotten a word in edgewise !
PS..Please explain the 'rainbow flag' thingy...I am not getting that at all ???
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Now, if you want to talk about 'Egos,' ALL the residents in that fine city and it has to be about YOU, Lou! :sorry:
I hate to break the news to YOU Lou, but, YOU"RE NOT that important in the billiard world!
I hate to break the news to YOU Lou, but, YOU"RE NOT that important in the billiard world!
Oh, and just so everyone knows, in spite of San Jose Dick being stuck in the middle ages of pool, ;-)
I don't think anyone should begrudge him the Pro Banner either unless it is the owners of this website.
I still think that anyone who wants to have that designation should ask Mike for that banner and they shouldn't be forced to be simply called a Pro Player.
PM's from you, anytime. :wink:
JoeyA
The Pro Banners have been in existence for how many years?
Joey, I have a couple of questions, since I'm relatively new on this site.
The Pro Banners have been in existence for how many years? Why is it suddenly an issue?
Joey, I have a couple of questions, since I'm relatively new on this site.
The Pro Banners have been in existence for how many years? Why is it suddenly an issue?
I'm not Joey, but I might know the answer.
Wow !...Heres a guy I don't even know, spouting page after page, of pure venom at me ???..I would certainly prefer, that you addressed your problem with me directly, rather than coming down on one of my supporters ! ..Fortunately (for me) you appear to be somewhat outnumbered, in your vicious attacks !
You are only right about ONE thing, I am old !...However, if you think I feel envious, disrespected, or forgotten...You couldn't be more wrong !... However, I will admit I do take a lot of satisfaction, out of getting people like you to come completely unglued !
Calm down, don't get yourself banned over "insulting attacks".. You are getting all upset over nothing ! You may learn a few things about me, that thankfully, many others already seem to know !...To paraphrase your hero (I can only assume he's your hero)..."The forum game, is the Teacher"...Or something like that..:embarrassed2:
SJD
And watch out...I am armed, and dangerous !
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