You should ask for a refund of all fees paid to AZB this month!
Why not?
Ok, calculating mode ON, let's see, thirty days has September, April June and November... must be 31 days in August, 24 hours per day, site was down for about 46 hours, the refund is therefore TA DAH exactly 6.18% of the monthly service fee.
But, some of us don't pay a monthly service fee, we get it all kinda for free, being cheapskates and all, but that's no hill for a climber, we'll settle for a cool six bucks eighteen cents rebatiture, refundable irredeemably. That's because our clever formula of paying zero dollars monthly should not interfere with our rights to a windfall of petty cash.
Hoorah.
It's not as if we wanted them to refund everything we've not ever paid, including that one month we actually went with Golden Showers Membership to get a non-free entry to enter a contest for some vabulous freebiture.
We want our six bucks, eighteen cents, that's all amigos, the point being to replenish and replace our discomforture, and allow us to continue to enjoy our crapotractus neckollavity.
People have been saying Appleton should give refunds to gamblers who bought him in the Calcutta, since he overslept and they lost their chance to win money off him, so this is not so different, giving refunds to non-paying customers. I like it - it makes great sense, in an AZB kind of way.