Pool Hustler Help wanted

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deanoc

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long hours with no guarantees, danger and poor working conditions
No guarantees and no benefits or insurance,work requirea
you be be away from home or give up any hopes of a normal
home life

Must be willing to put your bank roll at risk,but hopes for danger,rromance and

glamour awaits the individual willing to take big risk,

If the life of little restraint,ordinary pleasures,time clocks and bosses with security,safety and home cooked meals mean nothing to you please apply here

please I disclose something like a resume of your qualifications and your goals
DC
 
Pool hustler wanted

Dean,
What the heck you doing - going on a road trip?

Did you sell the Centennial?

Say hi to me once in awhile- lol.
I'm working on something that could be of interest to you but who knows??????

Mark griffin
 
Interested in position

I am interested in the position. I am a people person and very goal oriented.
I have seen The Hustler, The Color of Money,and The Baltimore Bullet. I am
personal friends with Alf Taylor (author The other Side of the Road) and Billy
Stroud (Joss West cues). To say some of their expertise rubbed off on me is
quite the understatement. I speak pool slang fluently. Exp. You snooze you
lose, I can't help it, take it on off. Has never been proven beyond a shadow
of a doubt that I dumped a stake horse. Have reliable transportation, my on
cue, two pair of alligator shoes and a diamond pinky ring.references supplied
on request.
OCS
 
Jackpot

it is good to see that you are looking to better yourself

please sell all those asssets and forward the money to me right away

I need a stakehorse for a particularly good opportunity

You will receive half of the winnings for doing nothing but posting the stake money
as you know these opportunities don't come along every day so be quick

you did not mention if you have a steady source of money or friends or family who can wire more money should we find ourselves in a tight spot

mr taylor and mr stroud are certainly good personal references,i am aware of their contributions to
profession over the years. Come to think of it,those two bright and shinning lights seem to have
ended up with large bank rolls,do you think they would be willing to stake your new endeavor?


and alligator shoes are things that are no longer in vogue

all pool hustlers of the 50s tried to affect the appearance of affluence,in todays
market we will use thos rings and cars and two piece cues to play an extra game,the suitcase game

todays modern roar player must be willing to play on air,at least one game and preferably a set

mark griffin, are you still going strong,i am glad to see your name
I am really just spoofing the possibility of going on the road

at my age I am unable to get that far from the rest room,my wife doesn't allow me out after dark
as my driving night vision is so bad , it is good to see that you are keeping up with
pool scene

are you going to sponsor a new tour ? I see there is going to be a senior one pocket tournament in Houston,will you be playing?

I would like to see you bring back the 5 inch pocket on yout Diamond tables,this would encourage a new generation of players who could discover the joy of making a few shots without the need for
practicing so much,possibly 5.25 inch

send me some more Balabushkas to sell or stop by Dallas for a few days
 
Must be able to operate in low light conditions, a laminated $10 bill.
Must be able to deviate from the truth, without any change in facial expression.
 
Cracktherack said:
Must be able to operate in low light conditions, a laminated $10 bill.
Must be able to deviate from the truth, without any change in facial expression.
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...and be willing to part with your prize goat when times get tough....(very obscure Scooter reference).
 
Ps:

Deano,
I almost forgot, I juggle,and am considered a pretty fair yodeler. These can
keep us entertained when the action is slow. I know how much you would
enjoy this Ed Sullivan type of entertainment, Oh by the way I will need to be
on draw until the first big score.Pam and Jonah are pretty excited for me about
this new opportunity, they started packing for me and said stay gone as long
as you need to. Now that's a family. Working on some new nicknames as the
old one would would strike fear into the hearts of octogenarians players
through out all of Oak Cliff.
Sunset High Shorty,
Cow Paddy Daddy
The Greiner Grinder
 
This position will be difficult to fill. There is not enough action out there to support the effort.
It's funny that some players will think nothing of going to a casino and blow $500 but will never play pool for even a $1 a game or set.
 
I'd like to but can't. I'm busy doing nothing. Also married and might enjoy being out playing pool instead of home being nagged.
 
Not a Hustler, and not really interested in such a position. However, if you ever need a Rail Bird slot to be filled, Im all in. Qualifications follow:

I can sweat sets with the finest, provided I have a continual supply of caffeine and cheesy bread.
Have, to this day, never missed a shot from the rail.
Verbal skills include starting all sentences with "You shoulda..."
Also, I seem to have an endless reservoir of criticism for all shooters in the hall, not just the match at hand.
Comporting myself ever as a professional, I often smell of flop sweat and lack of motivation.
Availability: negotiable, but I am a motivated nitt in need of a target rich environment.
Willing to travel. (might need a ride and money for smokes, or just your smokes)
Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Lesh
 
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Lesh said:
Not a Hustler, and not really interested in such a position. However, if you ever need a Rail Bird slot to be filled, Im all in. Qualifications follow:

I can sweat sets with the finest, provided I have a continual supply of caffeine and cheesy bread.
Have, to this day, never missed a shot from the rail.
Verbal skills include starting all sentences with "You shoulda..."
Also, I seem to have an endless reservoir of criticism for all shooters in the hall, not just the match at hand.
Comporting myself ever as a professional, I often smell of flop sweat and lack of motivation.
Availability: negotiable, but I am a motivated nitt in need of a target rich environment.
Willing to travel. (might need a ride and money for smokes, or just your smokes)
Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Lesh
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Great post, Lesh. Thanks for the morning laugh. I know a few guys like you. :thumbup:
 
GoldCrown said:
I'd like to but can't. I'm busy doing nothing. Also married and might enjoy being out playing pool instead of home being nagged.
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To the contrary. You'd make a good hustler Crown. You sure you really don't like the nagging? Sorta? ;)
 

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Rail bird
you sound almost oner qualified for the job
is there any possibility that you would like to graduate to strake horse

I have several games that are needing nothing but a good stake horse and we will rack the balls

This position takes heart
you need miles and miles and miles of heart

You talent at critical remarks reminds me of someone I heard last time I lost

I was described as a spineless dog who couldn't make a ball

but I didn't take rejection as rejection,
I took it as an opportunity to match up again after making an adjustment

my new description mere showed that my lemoning kills were working better than expected


Again this position I have is not for everyone

you gotta have heart

you gotta have a dream

also it helps if you have a bank roll up front



I am having auditions for the position at my house

bring your current stake horse over and learn to play high by matching up games
that are fair

I will be glad to tell you how much weight I need
if you can not beat me,you have no reason going on the road

players with heart,please post needed info below
 
Players out there who live in a target rich environment are invited to PM me descriptions of the players,size of his bank roll and tendencies to keep playing when stuck

there will be a lavish kickback or jelly given you out of the profits

Please no double steering,I am not interested in coming to your town and losing

also players who like to fight are barred,docile losers only,

remember tp PM these confidential player profiles to me by pm

fear not,if we come to your town with our rail birds,trainess and hardened players there will be big fun
big bets and big profits for us all

please describe your financial commitment to the enterprise

you need not fear a short split,dump or dogging,sir,you are dealing with a businessman
 
Hey Deanoc. Are you sure you are not a Trump advisor? You sure sound qualified for the job.
 
deanoc said:
long hours with no guarantees, danger and poor working conditions
No guarantees and no benefits or insurance,work requirea
you be be away from home or give up any hopes of a normal
home life

Must be willing to put your bank roll at risk,but hopes for danger,rromance and

glamour awaits the individual willing to take big risk,

If the life of little restraint,ordinary pleasures,time clocks and bosses with security,safety and home cooked meals mean nothing to you please apply here

please I disclose something like a resume of your qualifications and your goals
DC
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When? PM me
 
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