We Are a Cursed Group, Silver Membership Withdrawn

[Mickey Qualls]

True story:
My first wedding was in a church and to be permitted to wed in the church we had to attend weekly mass for 6 weeks, I think. Anyway, on the way to attending our first weekly mass I see a plastic bag in the middle of the road, its filled with VHS movies!!!!! :happydance::happydance:So the whole time during mass im thinking to myself that I will attend every week if I am going to get gifts like this. We get home an hour and a half later and i plug first movie into the VHS player and its GAY PORN!!!! ALL OF THEM WERE GAY PORN!!!!!! :shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2::shocked2: Serves me right I guess, oh well, it makes a funny story.

 

[GoldCrown]

or you can see the credit manager Helen Waite. If you want credit go to Helen Waite!

Or talk to customer service....Jack Meoff

 

[RiverCity]

Or talk to customer service....Jack Meoff

Jack has since been replaced by Haywood Jablomi.

 

[GoldCrown]

Jack has since been replaced by Haywood Jablomi.

:killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme:''

question is...who is Richard Hertz

 

[cueaddicts]

You bunch of AZB Philistines....should be ashamed of yourselves making fun of a guy's faith. :shakehead: :wink:

 

[RiverCity]

:killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme:''

question is...who is Richard Hertz

I know Dick Hertz...... he works in the mailroom with Ben Dover and Harry Dick. :grin-square:

 

[GoldCrown]

I know Dick Hertz...... he works in the mailroom with Ben Dover and Harry Dick. :grin-square:

How about the receptionist and secretary. Afeelya Ballz and Mary Squatingotit.

 

[GoldCrown]

You bunch of AZB Philistines....should be ashamed of yourselves making fun of a guy's faith. :shakehead: :wink:

No direct hits. No attacks. No disrespect to the OP. Just having some fun. If I'm offensive forgive me but...Life is too serious to take seriously. That's all.
However panhandling on this forum.....ah come on.

 

[Shooter08]

Is there a Michael Hunt here, Mike Hunt.

 

[GoldCrown]

Is there a Michael Hunt here, Mike Hunt.

Lives near Anita Head.

 

[jalapus logan]

If Jesus were an azb member, he would have demanded a custom built cocobolo cross cored with purple heart complete with hoppe rings at the base and ivory inlay. He would have declared it a monster and that it hung lights out.

 

[Bob Jewett]

If Jesus were an azb member, he would have demanded a custom built cocobolo cross cored with purple heart complete with hoppe rings at the base and ivory inlay. He would have declared it a monster and that it hung lights out.

But he would have had to wait 5 years for the cross-maker to get it to him. And don't even get him started on the CNC points.

 

[jalapus logan]

But he would have had to wait 5 years for the cross-maker to get it to him. And don't even get him started on the CNC points.

That's damn funny right there!

 

[GoldCrown]

If Jesus were an azb member, he would have demanded a custom built cocobolo cross cored with purple heart complete with hoppe rings at the base and ivory inlay. He would have declared it a monster and that it hung lights out.

But he would have had to wait 5 years for the cross-maker to get it to him. And don't even get him started on the CNC points.

:killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme:: Oh this thread hit bottom and is still digging:killingme::killingme::killingme:

 

[Shooter08]

Hmm...

If Jesus were an azb member, he would have demanded a custom built cocobolo cross cored with purple heart complete with hoppe rings at the base and ivory inlay. He would have declared it a monster and that it hung lights out.

I don't think Jesse would approve of Ivory, maybe fossilized whale penis.

 

[DaveM]

Lazarus wasn't actually dead, he was playing one-pocket...

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Mixing religion and business isn't always a good thing.
You can have ethics without preaching about it.
When you use it to advertise, Elmer Gantry comes to mind.

My sentiments exactly Paul.

I have seen this guy since I have been a member here. I would never have considered doing business with him at any time. He seemed to get my Creep Factor going a bit.

Business is Business, and Religion is Religion. Maybe I am wrong, but always figured that your Religion is the personal part of your Life.

To imply some sort of Religious factor into your sales for whatever your reasons are is a wrong way of doing business.

Like, all of a sudden, we should automatically Trust this person because of the membership name that he has chosen.

All I know is that if you do follow your Religion, Jesus wouldn't act that way, and wouldn't expect any of us to either.

So, we have fallen out of his favor and now all Heathens. Like I said, Way too Creepy for me.

 

[justinb386]

Mixing religion and business isn't always a good thing.
You can have ethics without preaching about it.
When you use it to advertise, Elmer Gantry comes to mind.....

I came to the conclusion that most Christian churches are businesses. The ministers make a good living, right? They get donations, and most of that money goes right into their pockets (after expenses). Sorry if I am wrong about this, but that is just what I always thought about them. They say they give back to the community, but I wonder how much exactly. I just think a lot of people uses the lords name to make money. It is horrible.

 

[justinb386]

Don't know if I would want a cue that he used. He uses that weird bridge through the hole in his hand*... :smile:

* - wrist actually.

You are sick.

 

[justinb386]

Contrary to popular belief, Chick-Fil-A does not evangelize through the drive-thru speaker or require you to take a vow of chastity prior to ordering a chicken sandwich.

Yeah, and they have really good salads. I was told once that a person was required to be a Christian (and to put down on the job application that they go to church) in order to get a job there, but I found out that was not true.