Good one.......
Funny pic/gif thread...
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Good one.......
he's gonna punch through and fade from the 3 point
She gets an "A" in my book........
I was gonna say "dribble between your legs", then I noticed the ball doesn't fit between his legs :frown:
finally!
Ha! I've been waiting for almost a decade to make my first post on this thread. I always knew I would, I was just waiting for the right time. Here it is! On the same topic, here's a gem from my youth:
Things that never happen in Star Trek :
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered several times before.
The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly all right.
The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in some way unconnected with the 20th century.
The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
Ha! I've been waiting for almost a decade to make my first post on this thread. I always knew I would, I was just waiting for the right time. Here it is! On the same topic, here's a gem from my youth:
Things that never happen in Star Trek :
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered several times before.
The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly all right.
The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sick-bay.
The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in some way unconnected with the 20th century.
The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
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The crew puts on their seat belts when impact is immanent.
things you never saw in a Star Trek episode:
An alien from a far away galaxy that didn't have a body shaped just like a human.
An alien from a far away galaxy that didn't speak English.
An Alien with a space ship, that didnt have the same type of weapons, communication system, "beam-up" technology, fancy captain's chair, and viewing screen,....as the Enterprise......
...........
What's not to like about humanoids?
We are sentient beings with opposable thumbs...and pretty good at processing food as fuel.
A tortoise-shaped being might be able to beat out hares in a hundred yard dash...but he ain't gonna get it done in a fist fight.
'Course, there are humans a little light in the sentient part....
Just another day in an "Ordinary World"
