Introduction to pool as a hobby

JC said:
Calling the video "rough" does not do it justice.
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It was that or I do impressions and caricatures.

I had written one intro about being a player from Harlem called rails, because he can ride along them or move over them.
The narration accompanies a walking sequence in Harlem.

I also had one for pickup lines.
Pool players are given at least one shot to talk to a waitress/server/bartender.
The recurring joke would be the line the pool player uses to entertain the staff.
The first line is I know you serve all day here, but if you were with me you'd only have to serve one person one time a day.

I just went with the easiest produce.

Any tips you want to drop I am open?
 
jimmyco said:
Go to Harlem and tell everybody you see they will only need to serve you.

Report back.
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This reference is so obscure I don't expect anyone to catch it.

But do you remember the time the commies dropped Tricky Prickears off in Harlem to do a stump speech? (zap comics)
 
does this mean you want to see the Harlem version?
 
easy-e said:
I do. It's just fun watching you tell someone else that they suck at posting.
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Those were exclusive videos of freedom tower and the MTA subway system.

I have locations and film of nyc, but to tell a story around it.

I think the best approach is use a fictional pool hall name and the names of fictional people and fictional pool administrations.

Attempt number 2 is going to have more story.
Attempt 1 was just production trial.
 
justnum said:
Those were exclusive videos of freedom tower and the MTA subway system.

I have locations and film of nyc, but to tell a story around it.

I think the best approach is use a fictional pool hall name and the names of fictional people and fictional pool administrations.

Attempt number 2 is going to have more story.
Attempt 1 was just production trial.
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OK, whatever. Coocoo picking on you is super fun to watch. You're HIS cocobolo cowboy!
 
justnum said:
I was a burger king kids club member.
For cereals I would collect UPCs and send them in for a certificate.

Today's pool player has trouble approaching non pool players. This is my solution.
When I used to approach people about pool, it was always a cold sell.

Today the best approach is just tell non pool players where you will be and when to get there.

I still need to complete a membership application and get it signed.
Wait till the pro that signs my membership sees my introduction, they will be like wow.

I will say hi I am interested in the tournament, I have a business card, how can I participate in the fun?
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You are over thinking it. No one gives a shit who you are until you start playing well. Throw away the business cards, take the socks off your cue and just go play.
 
In other sports there is film study, physical therapy and training.

For pool its all about hyping up the tournament. Being the person at a public place telling people to join them at a bar, then hand them the business card.

The life of a hobby pool player is helping others become a pool player. Its like a cult?
 
JC said:
"What's up there sugar tits" should be your opening line at the pool hall to men and women.

This can get you laid in many orifices.
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Telling one of those greasy-spoon waitresses, “You know, you don’t sweat much for a big old fat girl” is a sure winner, too.
 
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