Tournaments use a time clock to penalize "fast" play.Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.
One Pocket is so slow....
...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...
...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!
Jeff Livingston
ONE POCKET IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.
Mo one is making you. Read post #742.
Lol...OK, this one just popped into my head---i swear, I don't know where they're comin' from...
One Pocket is so slow...
...I was playing a game of 1P. My wife calls asked what time I'd be home.
I told her, "Half past October."
Jeff Livingston
You started this 11 years ago? Think your are the Trashman.
When I'm done with this game, it'll be your turn, to paraphrase Eddie. (not allowed to post his adjective on this thread)
Jeff Livingston
I've read every one of your posts on this JOKE thread and not one is funny or even attempted to be.
I've got an idea....go play a game of 1-P and leave this thread alone for a year or so.
Jeff Livingston
I play a lot of one pocket.
I’m shooting pool Jeff, and when I miss you can shoot.When I'm done with this game, it'll be your turn, to paraphrase Eddie. (not allowed to post his adjective on this thread)
Jeff Livingston
One pocket players are so slow, that it takes over a decade to realize this is a joke thread...You started this 11 years ago? Think your are the Trashman.