One Pocket is so slow....
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One Pocket can be fast if person breaking sinks ball on break, and runs 7.
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I’ve never played 1p but I might have a sense of humor so here goes….
1p is so slow when I was watching a match that was hill-hill, by the time the last rack was done rain had eroded the match to mound-mound.
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1p is so slow that while watching a match I ordered a Guinness draft and it was poured before the next pool shot was executed.
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1p is so slow that while watching a match I had to get new glasses three times because my prescription had changed.
1p is so slow when I was watching a match that was hill-hill, by the time the last rack was done rain had eroded the match to mound-mound.
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1p is so slow that while watching a match I ordered a Guinness draft and it was poured before the next pool shot was executed.
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1p is so slow that while watching a match I had to get new glasses three times because my prescription had changed.
Tournaments use a time clock to penalize "fast" play.
...you'll never get the Bugatti out of first gear
Before the tournament, we made sweet, passionate love...
She bitching now....cripes....
She signs up for the 1-P tourney...OK.
She wins the damn thing!... Great.
But now she's pissed....Uh oh...
Cuz she has to share the winnings with her new baby
You just can't please some people.
Jeff Livingston
She bitching now....cripes....
She signs up for the 1-P tourney...OK.
She wins the damn thing!... Great.
But now she's pissed....Uh oh...
Cuz she has to share the winnings with her new baby
You just can't please some people.
Jeff Livingston
ONE POCKET IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
ONE POCKET IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
Dude....would you quit shitting on this thread?
Thanks.
Jeff Livingston
I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.
Mo one is making you. Read post #742
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Mo one is making you. Read post #742
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I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.
Mo one is making you. Read post #742
I've read every one of your posts on this JOKE thread and not one is funny or even attempted to be.
I've got an idea....go play a game of 1-P and leave this thread alone for a year or so.
Jeff Livingston
You started this 11 years ago? Think your are the Trashman.
When I'm done with this game, it'll be your turn, to paraphrase Eddie. (not allowed to post his adjective on this thread)
Jeff Livingston
I play a lot of one pocket.
It's as slow as you make it.
Either you see it or you don't and never will see it.
For once I agree with the Cocobolo Cowboy.
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I’m shooting pool Jeff, and when I miss you can shoot.
That‘s the line you’re thinking of.
One pocket players are so slow, that it takes over a decade to realize this is a joke thread...You started this 11 years ago? Think your are the Trashman.