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At least the owner is up front. Probably doesn't need the money so it's his way or the highway. I'd rather have that the anything goes mindset that's prevalent in most struggling rooms. Happy medium is of course ideal.
 
The first time I encountered break pads I thought they were silly. On particularly nine and ten ball tables they stretch cloth life a bunch. I would make sure that break cloths were available and request that people used them.
The break marks are nothing but burn marks. They really don't affect the life at all.

Some people do find them a bit unsightly though…
 
These are actual posted rules on a wall of a pool room in my area. Has anyone ever seen a more hostile attitude?

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Surprised that with all these rules, this room apparently permits legal jump shots?

As a room owner myself, I respect the intent behind many of these rules, but wouldn’t want to enforce or post them, no matter how pristine we try to keep our tables / cloth / equipment / facility.

My preferred approach when I see a customer doing something they shouldn’t is to approach them and politely / quietly let them know not to do whatever they are doing, and explain exactly why.

It’s hard to fathom that placing the chalk upside down on the rail or chalking your cue over the table surface are offenses that could get you kicked out of the pool room.

By contrast, slamming your cue or a house cue down on the table even for the first time, if I happen to be in the room, will certainly result in an immediate early exit!
 
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It’s too rare nowadays to even find a room with excellent equipment. If it was quiet and spacious, and those posted rules were actually enforced…rarer still. In fact, I could think of a few rules he left out.
Those who feel insulted enough to leave because they have to be instructed on how to behave properly, likely won’t be missed. Those who already know how should be reassured that the jerks and a-holes will be weeded out.
 
It’s too rare nowadays to even find a room with excellent equipment. If it was quiet and spacious, and those posted rules were actually enforced…rarer still. In fact, I could think of a few rules he left out.
Those who feel insulted enough to leave because they have to be instructed on how to behave properly, likely won’t be missed. Those who already know how should be reassured that the jerks and a-holes will be weeded out.
Our family friendly non alcohol poolroom I realize is likely an exception. 90+% of our players are beginner / recreational level, yet we have top notch well maintained tables, so we also attract serious players who appreciate playing on well maintained equipment.

To expect that these recreational / beginner level players have the common sense to adhere to such an extensive set of rules is just not realistic. They need to be given some slack in gradually learning these rules without turning them off to the game and the enjoyment of their experience here.
 
Our family friendly non alcohol poolroom I realize is likely an exception. 90+% of our players are beginner / recreational level, yet we have top notch well maintained tables, so we also attract serious players who appreciate playing on well maintained equipment.

To expect that these recreational / beginner level players have the common sense to adhere to such an extensive set of rules is just not realistic. They need to be given some slack in gradually learning these rules without turning them off to the game and the enjoyment of their experience here.
Makes sense, I suppose, especially if you are always there to supervise. Having the rules of behavior actually posted though, is still a good idea (IMHO) since the modern generations of players have only learned/played pool in barrooms. Thus, their rowdy conduct is frequently tailored toward that environment, and usually tolerated.
BTW: Most of the hollywood movies that have pool/billiard scenes depict simultaneous alcohol consumption, and also show player conduct that violates nearly all those posted rules!😁
 
The break marks are nothing but burn marks. They really don't affect the life at all.

Some people do find them a bit unsightly though…
True in most cases but they will eventually wear through. It happened on my buddy's table, but he broke there in the exact spot probably tens of thousands of times.
 
I feel it should be on the room owner, or whoever is in charge to monitor their customers instead of putting up demeaning signs. I could see some of those rules posted I guess, but I think when you see bad behavior, let them know your expectations.
Funny jumping is not mentioned. We have a friend that regularly comes over to play, and I don't allow jumping on my table. I get teased about it whenever I put her in a situation where she wants to use her jump cue, I just smile.
Chalking over the table just isn't worth saying anything. I'll just vacuum the next day after company leaves.
 
I think these rules are awesome as presented.

Just because people pay to play doesn’t mean they can disrespect the equipment. These rules are a step towards cleaning up pool’s image. Behave, because this is a classy establishment and we take pride in our pool hall. Don’t like it, go somewhere else.
 
Names we need names. Teasers are fine and the rules aren’t outlandish but some part of me would just love to put my chalk upside down on the rail.

Just to see if they would have a meltdown!
 
These are actual posted rules on a wall of a pool room in my area. Has anyone ever seen a more hostile attitude?

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I actually agree with all of these . I was going to open a room back in the 80s and my wife said absolutely not. I asked her why she said that, knowing how much I enjoyed pool.
She said, "because the first time someone puts a drink on the table of tears the cloth or does some other goofy thing , you will go to jail for beating on them , they will sue us and everything we worked for the last 10 years will go to some dead beat . I would rather burn the money than have that happen." Now you know one of the reasons I love that girl !
 
Seems fairly reasonable.

The break pad is kind of silly, but whatever…
Not if they play games where they break hard. That's why pool room tables have a light line all the way from the kitchen to the rack, on both sides of center, the balls and tips making contact .
 
Not if they play games where they break hard. That's why pool room tables have a light line all the way from the kitchen to the rack, on both sides of center, the balls and tips making contact .

The marks have nothing to do with the cue tip. They're simply burn marks caused by friction from the balls. Some people find them somewhat unsightly, but they don't really do any damage or affect play in any way. It's also worth noting that the lines are going to be there whether you use a break pad or not…

As I said though, while I think it's a little silly, it's certainly not a big deal if that's what the room wants.
 
The break marks are nothing but burn marks. They really don't affect the life at all.

Some people do find them a bit unsightly though…
Iv'e never seen damage at the break site other than burn marks that are not damage.
But the best welcome sign ever was Newbies Poolroom in Phila. on the bathroom wall above the urinal.
IF YOU PEE ON THE FLOOR AT HOME PEE ON THE FLOOR HERE. WE WANT YOU TO FEEL AT HOME.
 
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... maybe the chalk thing might be excessive
Efren wouldn't last five minutes.

The rec center had a sign, "No Gambling, No Masse Shots, Use the Ashtrays". If a player started to do a full masse, we told him, "Use the ashtray", and the smokers were OK with the ashtrays. The other rules, not so much.

I imagine the management is kinder and friendlier than the sign. Or I hope so. The sign does get your attention.
 
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