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Bob Jewett said:
So.... one of my professors who eventually became the Dean of Engineering had a working login (as opposed to an official login) of "merkin". I'm sure he meant the other definition, which is "cannon swab." Different times.
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Also another kind of "beard"...
"A merkin is also the slang for a guy who marries a lesbian to make the appearance of her being straight. Analogous to a "beard," which is a woman who marries a gay man for the same purpose."
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DaveM said:
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My friend and his wife were trying to paint their large house. The neighbor's son had a band and they had been warming up for hours! He finally asked his neighbor when they were going to quit warming up and play something. His neighbor explained they were an alternative rock band and they were playing. I can understand how mass murder can take place. I heard them for about thirty minutes one day. Sounded like one cat in heat and seventeen toms! I think I would practice shooting skeet in my backyard until they took the hint.

That friend didn't have any luck. He was in the middle of a circle of producing oil wells so they started drilling another at the end of his driveway. Over 20,000 feet, seven months of drilling 24/7. I asked him how he and his wife could stand it. "Counting my money, just counting my money." The damned thing came in dry as a bone!

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ShootingArts said:
My friend and his wife were trying to paint their large house. The neighbor's son had a band and they had been warming up for hours! He finally asked his neighbor when they were going to quit warming up and play something. His neighbor explained they were an alternative rock band and they were playing. I can understand how mass murder can take place. I heard them for about thirty minutes one day. Sounded like one cat in heat and seventeen toms! I think I would practice shooting skeet in my backyard until they took the hint.

That friend didn't have any luck. He was in the middle of a circle of producing oil wells so they started drilling another at the end of his driveway. Over 20,000 feet, seven months of drilling 24/7. I asked him how he and his wife could stand it. "Counting my money, just counting my money." The damned thing came in dry as a bone!

Hu
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My nephew was up from NC for Christmas. We always talk about music and shows that we've been to. He said his last show was King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. I tried to listen to a couple of songs on YouTube. The first one sounded like synth pop on speed with death metal vocals. The second was no better....different strokes.
 
DaveM said:
My nephew was up from NC for Christmas. We always talk about music and shows that we've been to. He said his last show was King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. I tried to listen to a couple of songs on YouTube. The first one sounded like synth pop on speed with death metal vocals. The second was no better....different strokes.
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Haha.. a friend of mine dragged me to a show for a band 'death' and I think they're same genre.

I wanted a refund and I didn't even pay.
 
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