This runs long, might interest some dreaming of the glory days of road players. It was glory days for a few, a hard way to scratch out a living for most of us.
The song fits perfectly! I went over to Jr's one day and he was pulling pieces of a side grinder out of his lunch box! Working in the petro-chem plants sometimes it was just for the challenge!
Bobby, who I talk about on here a good bit had an open shed behind his home he did mechanic work in. He needed a chain hoist or come along to pull an engine that weekend. There was a nice pretty little chain hoist hanging in the unit a bit over sixty feet in the air, chains reaching ground level. Lots of other choices but Bobby decided this was the one he wanted. Bobby was medium sized but he had a plan. He would wrap the lift chain and running chain around his body and lay the main body of the chain hoist in the crook of his arm and drape his jacket over it.
Bobby hadn't really done the math, that was 180' of steel chain he was toting along with the block itself. The block wasn't huge, I think it was about a ton and a half lift capacity, but that was a lot of damned chain! I had walked by it many times hung permanently in a unit. I happened to be working near Bobby and he came out one day looking a little thick around the waist. He had been giving the guard a six pack of beer now and then and figured he was golden when they inspected lunch boxes and ignored the fifty pounds or so of fat he seemed to have put on overnight!
The catch was it was over a quarter mile from where the hoist hung to the gate. The temperature was in the forties that Wednesday and Bobby was soaked with sweat by the time he got to the gate! He had sweat the size of buckshot sticking out on his face! His knees were visibly wobbling too. I don't know what that little hoist and chain weighed but 100-150 pounds would be a good guess. After he got out the gate it was still a long walk, close to another quarter mile to where his truck was parked. The plant was the size of a medium sized city and the lot was long and thin! I made Bobby lean against the backside of a truck and I had to go get my truck to load Bobby and the chain hoist in to get to his truck. One thing he had overlooked was that 180' of chain wrapped around his torso didn't move and he was struggling to get enough air to survive! It was a hero move but I have seen greater efforts. Same plant, somebody stole a twenty-five ton cherry picker. Another friend. He hung a two inch valve on the cherry picker, got paperwork for the valve, and the guards ignored the six wheel picker! They changed guards at noon in a move that had to cost them millions over the years!
Back to the chain hoist. I got Bobby unwrapped and in his truck. Took about thirty minutes for him to recover enough to drive. He had damned near killed himself to steal this chain hoist. He had a V-8 engine to pull Saturday morning and figured this hoist was the ticket although it wasn't going to work too good at ground level with an extra fifty feet of lift chain and lifting chain.
Come Monday morning Bobby came to work mad enough to chew spikes and spit thumb tacks! Some son of a bitch no count no good bastard had stolen his chain hoist he had worked so hard for!
The guy that stole the cherry picker had stolen three of the old style huge 300AMP Lincoln welders before that, just set them over the fence for a man, for seventy-five dollars total! Ten thousand dollars or so worth of equipment, I would have at least got one for myself when talking that kind of jail time. This couldn't go on forever and it didn't. Fortunately for the heavy equipment thieves their compadres in crime were heavily involved in a political killing, killed the man that had just ran a state governor's race. The authorities wanted the killers a lot worse and used the lesser charges of heavy equipment theft to hold them until the murder charges could be lined up. The thieves had stolen huge bulldozers and such. They would just pull up to a construction site, load a machine on the weekend, drive straight to Mexico, swap for dope, and sell the dope for profit. I think they did this for several years with millions of dollars worth of equipment stolen! My dirt tracking friends walked by turning state's evidence. A bold move since one man in the conspiracy had been killed for drinking and talking too much!
Bobby and I were doing some brutally hard work for low pay when we stopped for a beer one afternoon. Two guys wanted to play partners for a beer. Bobby casually ran eight racks on a bar table when he first picked up a cue, for a beer! As we walked out the door toting most of the beer, we had won thirteen beers each in about forty-five minutes with me shooting twice, I threw an arm around his shoulders as we walked out the door and pulled him to me, "Bobby, we have to talk!" I had some loose ends to tie up in town but two days later he and I hit the road for the first few week trip. My plan was simple, let Bobby do the heavy lifting and I would clean up around the edges. Bobby never ran three racks again in the time we spent on the road off and on over the next several years. We made some money but much to my surprise I did all the heavy lifting! It was still nice to have a crazy bastard who was ready to go with knuckle, skull, or knife to cover my back and the road is a thousand times more fun with a partner so it all worked out.
Bobby was playing pool one afternoon with a man that was murdered by morning. Took the law awhile to realize Bobby hadn't been involved but they still figured he knew more than he should. He had to leave the state, he couldn't work for being hauled in for questioning eight or ten hours at a time. Gave me a good look at the bottom side of playing pool in rough places and while I occasionally hit the road for a few days or few weeks when I needed money I never took a partner on the road again realizing how easily things could turn deadly even in self defense. The stranger is automatically assumed to be the guilty party.
For those that bet cheap and figure the risk is low, in ten or twelve years gambling near nightly I got in a few ultra dangerous situations. Every time was over amounts no bigger than hourly wages, not even good hourly wages. The people gambling for larger amounts were seasoned gamblers and it never got past words, rarely words. I had smoothed out my act after the first couple years and things went pretty smooth while I was by myself. I never was a Scotty Townsend that could go into a place, take a few thousand, and leave with people loving him and begging him to come back but I could at least leave with a handshake and be welcome back in a few weeks or months most of the time. What little time I spent on the road I always traveled in loops so it was usually years before I hit an out of town place again anyway.
Life in the not so fast lane! I learned to mostly stay out of trouble and not bring trouble with me. The right road partner would have been nice but I never did find one I was happy with after I got more cautious myself. Mostly I stayed in country I knew and liked and just spent one or two nights on the road. Never really a road player. Even when I made a living at pool a few months or so at a time, I based out of home and was never gone more than a few weeks. I was in the oil patch and somebody was getting paid almost every evening, cashing checks, drinking and gambling. Reading about the shale oil boom a few year back I was thinking that as a young man I would have at least taken a ride less than a thousand miles.
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