Hard to believe a thread can hit 9K, mostly slamming Russian Kenny since his release. If you don't want to read the story, scroll to the bottom and read the words in bold print.
In the spirit of Jay’s and Eric’s fun reads, here’s one of my own, this one from the Capital City Classic in Maryland, the first time I ever met Keith McCready.
Keith and I had just come back inside after a cigarette. He had a friend with him, Larry Lisciotti, who had me laughing all night. Larry, Keith, and I quickly became a trio, and I was having a blast. We step into an elevator and in walks this cocky blond kid who called himself Pistol Pete. He looks straight at Keith and says, “You want to play some 9-ball?” Keith says, “Sure. How do you want to play?” figuring the kid would want a spot. Instead, the kid says, “I know exactly who you are, and I’ll play your ass even for $100 a game.”
Keith was a little light in the pockets, so Larry and I backed him 50-50, and we're off to the table. Keith wins the first game. The kid racks immediately. I'm sweating it intensely. Larry walk over to me, “Did he get paid?” I told him didn’t see any money change hands. Keith wins the second game easy. The kid racks again. Now I’m thinking something is wrong here. Larry trots over to Keith, getting ready to break, and asks where's the cheese. Keith told him the kid’s going to pay him as soon as he gets change. Change? On a $100 game? Larry tells Keith to demand payment after the next rack.
Keith wins the third game. Pistol Pete walks over to his case, packs it up, and slithers fast out of the ballroom like a snake. Larry and I jump up and chase him, Keith right behind us. Out in the lobby, things get heated. Pistol Pete says he doesn’t have any money and there’s nothing we can do about it. Larry looks like he’s ready to kill him. I’m giving him a full verbal beatdown. Keith? Calm as a cucumber.
He listens to the kid, then says quietly, "Look, kid. You shouldn’t do that to people. It’s okay. You can go. Just don’t ever do that again to anybody. You hear?” Larry and I were stunned. I didn’t understand Keith’s reaction then. Anyone else would’ve tarred and feathered the kid. Keith just saw a young guy who wanted to play a real player for the thrill of it, at all costs, even if it meant pulling an air barrel. But that's Keith, all heart. Of course, it wasn't his money either.
Several months later, Pistol Pete had a rude awakening when Keith and I walked in on him gambling with a local action man. He was winner on the late Danny Green by a couple hundred bucks. The game came to an abrupt end when the kid saw me hawking his game. He couldn't hit a ball. So he unscrewed his cue, quit winner, and paid the time, hoping to slither out of the joint with his dough. The house man at the pool room, about 250 pounds and all muscle, heard about the incident between Pistol Pete and Keith, and he quietly asked the kid to step outside. I'll admit, I started to worry the kid was about to get his butt kicked. Instead, a few minutes later, they came back in together. Pistol Pete walked straight over to Keith and handed him half of what he owed. No drama. No lectures. Just another chapter in a long poolroom education.
Of course, there’s a lesson in all of this: Money on the wood makes the betting good. And one of my own hard-earned lessons, one that applies to this thread as well, Never, ever loan anybody money in a pool room. Some lessons cost cash. The good ones stick for life.