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JAM

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Never even heard of grits until I joined the military....then I not only met up with "grits", but I was also introduced to "SOS"....sh*t on a shingle. Ugh.

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J

I love creamed chip beef on toast. We make it all the time. The secret ingredient is a pinch of nutmeg. ;)

There ain't nothing better, though, than a bowl of hot grits and butter. Oh, man, it doesn't get any better than this! :cool:
 

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PINKLADY

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normally, yes.
(and i was raised on chipped-beef gravy - yum! thanks for the nutmeg tip!)

but i think the reason we couldn't finish ours this morning, was because:

JOHNNY HAS RUINED ME FOR ALL FUTURE GRITS!
 

RobertaAgnor

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now that i've puked, twice - for several reasons above - thank you, JAM.
i guess i'm starting my workday, whether i want to or not!
ok, so grits, are that comfort-food, that you eat @ 2AM or this morning - ours are sitting here barely touched.

but it's just WRONG, what JA does with/to his.

1 - order of grits
1 - order of toast
1 - egg over-easy
1 - sweet tea

then....

he takes his gooey egg
slides it off of the plate down & over, onto the plate of too-liquidy grits
(they should be thicker)
MIXES THEM TOGETHER
(hold on - i might need to puke again)
chops & blends w/ his fork as i'm sitting beside him, & KK9/FAT ALBERT across
continues to meld, like a piece of art
and i watch & say: WTF ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR GRITS?
he keeps working them, mixing

and then....

he picks up a piece of toast
(hold on - i might need to puke again)
forks a glop of egged grits

and....
(hold on - i might need to puke again)

PUTS THEM ON THE TOAST AND EATS IT!!!!


i'm sorry. and yáll hear me w/ the strongest accent that i can muster:

BUT THAT'S JUST WRONG!


i'm pretty sure, that he RUINED the integrity, of grits.

and he turns & looks @ me, and says: IT'S GOOD.

But it IS good, I've done it many times!
 

kvinbrwr

Skee Ball Monster Playa
Gold Member
Thanks for the telecast guys.

I enjoyed the show.

I could watch it on my computer, but not on my phone (I was at an auction WORKING for those doubters), luckily there was an app it it worked great.

I loved the tech so much that I took their pitch and bought a few cams for the house.

However, the best feature (IMHO) was the overhead position of the cam in combination with the nature of the top PINKLADY (in the role of M Tabb) was wearing.

Thanks for the show guys

Kevin
 
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PINKLADY

ICNBB
Silver Member
let me get this straight - NO ONE saw the Closing Ceremony & Johnny's announcement(s) @ midnight?

i'm gonna need some GUESSES, before i post the picture....
 

JAM

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let me get this straight - NO ONE saw the Closing Ceremony & Johnny's announcement(s) @ midnight?

i'm gonna need some GUESSES, before i post the picture....

I want to see some pictures, dag nab it. :p
 

Majic

With The Lights ON !!
Silver Member
let me get this straight - NO ONE saw the Closing Ceremony & Johnny's announcement(s) @ midnight?

i'm gonna need some GUESSES, before i post the picture....

oh oh oh......i know i know......do i get a reprieve?
 
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sonny_burnett

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Sorry but after 4 hours on the laptop screen my eyes were shot. I really enjoyed the show and many thanks to everyone.

OK I will guess. JA is going to make PL a champion?

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2
 

KoolKat9Lives

Taught 'em all I know
Silver Member
Sorry but after 4 hours on the laptop screen my eyes were shot. I really enjoyed the show and many thanks to everyone.

OK I will guess. JA is going to make PL a champion?

Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 2


PL is already a champion (of the southern draaaawl). lol

But until she posts pic's of last night's debacle, it never happened.

At the Elk's lodge yesterday I got Johnny an Amarreto Sour. I thought it appropriate to have the barkeep put an umbrella in it. My drink (1 or 7 of them, were umbrella-less).

So after going to bed at 4 am, long after Gene dropped his front top tooth on southern BBQ,, the alarm went off a bit early. Took a 30 minute drive to High Point Furniture Market to help build a lighting showroom. My first chore was to mount top rung of a 10 foot ladder to remove chandaliers suspended 14 feet up. Vertigo and electrocution was not my friend.

So after difibrillation, I went outside, called Wayne and Johnny and cussed their asses out. This was their respectful, empathetic response:

:rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1: "Hate it for ya!"

Bonus Ball is indeed, the devil. Pic's Pinky. Get on it.
 

PINKLADY

ICNBB
Silver Member
we had supper after the Elks Lodge matches @ 6PM. clockwise, from front left:

FAT ALBERT
GENE (not smiling for a reason)
RHEA
PL
KK9
JASCORPION
Tim (non-AZBer)

yes, those are hushpuppies & pork BBQ & sweet tea. and we fed 7 for $25!
what yáll can't see, is the mini-diamond-tiara, that's on Johnny's head, that i brought him for his daughter....and he confiscated.
 

KoolKat9Lives

Taught 'em all I know
Silver Member
we had supper after the Elks Lodge matches @ 6PM. clockwise, from front left:

FAT ALBERT
GENE (not smiling for a reason)
RHEA
PL
KK9
JASCORPION
Tim (non-AZBer)

yes, those are hushpuppies & pork BBQ & sweet tea. and we fed 7 for $25!
what yáll can't see, is the mini-diamond-tiara, that's on Johnny's head, that i brought him for his daughter....and he confiscated.

Good thing my right elbow is hiding your left nip Pinky.

Jeez, can't take you anywhere.

Cleary or Dave or Disco - photo shop please. TY.
 
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PINKLADY

ICNBB
Silver Member
and THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT is....

the last match of the night @ midnight, was the NEW Bonus Ball version:

JASCORPION V PINKLADY

(obviously i declared myself the WINNER, and have ruined the intergrity of the Game)

so Johnny grabs the scoreboard. lays it down onto the Diamond. starts feverishly writing something. grabs hold & turns around & SHOVES it up into the camera for all of AZBland to see.

drumroll, please....

(wait for it)

....

....

....

....

....
 

Cuebuddy

Mini cues
Silver Member
Good thing my right elbow is hiding your left nip Pinky.

Jeez, can't take you anywhere.

Cleary or Dave or Disco - photo shop please. TY.

Kinda weird> Fat Alberts left elbow is doing the same to Gene's:eek:

Thanks for the pics...looks like a great time was had by all.
 

smokey

let's roll
Silver Member
hey...

for me, just so funny being a ny yankee. my momma made grits with butter and sugar and ? they were stationed at Ft. Blanding in FL for a while so i guess that is where they learned this and boy did i love my moms grits.

for me, i could eat them with anything; alone; with chicken or beef or pork or with bread, and chicken fried steak, but i loved them the most of all with gravy [my moms gravy].

to this day i still love grits.

all the best,
smokey

now that i've puked, twice - for several reasons above - thank you, JAM.
i guess i'm starting my workday, whether i want to or not!
ok, so grits, are that comfort-food, that you eat @ 2AM or this morning - ours are sitting here barely touched.

but it's just WRONG, what JA does with/to his.

1 - order of grits
1 - order of toast
1 - egg over-easy
1 - sweet tea

then....

he takes his gooey egg
slides it off of the plate down & over, onto the plate of too-liquidy grits
(they should be thicker)
MIXES THEM TOGETHER
(hold on - i might need to puke again)
chops & blends w/ his fork as i'm sitting beside him, & KK9/FAT ALBERT across
continues to meld, like a piece of art
and i watch & say: WTF ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR GRITS?
he keeps working them, mixing

and then....

he picks up a piece of toast
(hold on - i might need to puke again)
forks a glop of egged grits

and....
(hold on - i might need to puke again)

PUTS THEM ON THE TOAST AND EATS IT!!!!


i'm sorry. and yáll hear me w/ the strongest accent that i can muster:

BUT THAT'S JUST WRONG!


i'm pretty sure, that he RUINED the integrity, of grits.

and he turns & looks @ me, and says: IT'S GOOD.
 
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Spimp13

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ok....had to unban myself to post this and then am going to reban myself for the remainder of the week...too good to pass up (all in good fun).
 

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PINKLADY

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ok....had to unban myself to post this and then am going to reban myself for the remainder of the week...too good to pass up (all in good fun).

that's HYSTERICAL! you have waaaayy too much time on your hands, to take a vacation from here. don't go - i need 1 more thing.

see that black big spoon on the table in front of Johnny? it's part of the new BB Rules. JA wouldn't hardly let go of it, and i thought the next day that he'd actually taken it home with him! i'll give you a hint: if you MISS a shot, then the spoon comes into play. and if that SPOON could talk....
 
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