•• pool is tough ••

The more weight you give, the more you have to give weight. Win giving big weight and you'll find out how strong you can play.
 
I wouldn't know about giving weight,I always get weight
I try to get the nuts ,but I could write a book
about the times they outran the nuts at my expense"

Very sad stories indeed,but I was the only
one crying.,everyone else was celebrating

I wouldn't wish this on a dog
 
I went to a garden party
to reminisce with my old friends

...but it's alright now
I've learned my lesson well
you see ya can't please everyone
so ya got to please yourself

Ricky Nelson

If you fly in a very old airplane, make sure the cabin heater is working properly. :angel2:
 
tap tap tap....

I went to a garden party
to reminisce with my old friends

...but it's alright now
I've learned my lesson well
you see ya can't please everyone
so ya got to please yourself

Ricky Nelson


:) .................

td
 
If you fly in a very old airplane, make sure the cabin heater is working properly. :angel2:

I had a math teacher, Fred Ahrens, when I was in high school...he was tough on us.
....but every once in a while he would ease the pressure with a story.

...he said he was a passenger in an old two seater plane and it stalled at
3,000 feet.....the pilot said "We don't have one of them fancy self-starters...
....you're going to have to get out and crank it." :eek:
 
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if you have a junky cue, you're not a real player

if you have a nice cue, you're not a real player
 
All of the posts so far have been pretty awesome, but yours made me laugh the most.

JoeyA

Joey despair not
I just remembered some good advice I got years ago
when I first entered the pool world

Day after day I asked who is that"?

the old timer said"oh he is a good player" "nobody will play him"

Next time I asked I got the same answer
Everywhere i went

finally I asked "what's the point in getting good if nobody wants to play you?''

One seasoned old timer named titanic said to me

"you are not as stupid as you look kid"

"gee thanks" I mumbled
 
I had a math teacher, Fred Ahrens, when I was in high school...he was tough on us.
....but every once in a while he would ease the pressure with a story.

...he said he was a passenger in an old two seater plane and it stalled at
3,000 feet.....the pilot said "We don't have one of them fancy self-starters...
....you're going to have to get out and crank it." :eek:

Amusing.
(To the pilot: )
You push; I'll steer .
 
Great post JoeyA!

Here's more:

If you beat someone who is supposed to be better than you, he/she has to explain to everyone how they lost (you did not beat them, they beat themselves).

If you like 1P you are a loser who can't play "real" pool.

If you don't like 1P you are a loser who can't appreciate "real" pool.
 
If you pocket a ball due to "table roll", you're lucky.

If you miss the same ball due to "table roll", you didn't hit it hard enough.

This is a good one Bob!

The other guy will always complain when you get a roll and never apologize when he does.
 
This is a good one Bob!

The other guy will always complain when you get a roll and never apologize when he does.

Not true. I am always happy to point out when I get a lucky roll.No I don't say the better I play,the luckier the rolls.;)
 
Whenever anyone asks how good I play or comments on my skill I simply tell them I suck!!!
"You played pretty good last night", my reply, "I got lucky"
 
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