Allison Fisher in Parade

[Timberly]

Most noteworthy is that among ladies of British persuasion, Allison Fisher was deemed more worthy of inclusion on this list than Margaret Thatcher!

My top five smartest ladies of all time:

JAM
Eydie Romano
Landshark77
Sweet Marissa
Sarah Rousey

I might not be one of the smartest, but I am one of the coolest.

I'm starting to thnk I missed meeting the coolest of the cool, Timberly. Guess I really dogged it this time!

 

[sjm]

I might not be one of the smartest, but I am one of the coolest.

To be fair, here are my top five coolest women:

Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly

..........................in a class all by herself.

 

[Timberly]

To be fair, here are my top five coolest women:

Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly

..........................in a class all by herself.

You've figured out how to clone me?!?!? Can I have two more of me? I need one to go to work & one to stay at home to feed the fish so that I can spend more time at the beach & pool tourneys!

 

[drivermaker]

I might not be one of the smartest, but I am one of the coolest.

I'd definitely pick you to replace ONE of the names on SJM's list.

Hmmmmm....I wonder if I should set up a poll so everyone can guess which one I was referring to.....

 

[Williebetmore]

You've figured out how to clone me?!?!? Can I have two more of me? I need one to go to work & one to stay at home to feed the fish so that I can spend more time at the beach & pool tourneys!

Here's a better T-shirt for you: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I." (official T-shirt of the Wake Forest Univ. Psychiatry Dept. softball team).

 

[landshark77]

To be fair, here are my top five coolest women:

Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly
Timberly

..........................in a class all by herself.

Now just wait a gosh darn second here....you haven't met me yet! I mean Timberly is cool, but surely I make a top five list for coolness too.

Landshark77 <~~wants it all.

 

[Timberly]

Now just wait a gosh darn second here....you haven't met me yet! I mean Timberly is cool, but surely I make a top five list for coolness too.

Landshark77 <~~wants it all.

LOL, he hasn't met me either. Relax... you're one of the smart ones... you'll always be able to support yourself. Being cool only gets me into parties, it won't pay the bills.

 

[drivermaker]

In today's (Sunday, 7-17) issue of the Parade section of the local newspaper, there is an article on whether men or women are smarter. Although, her name is not mentioned in the article (no one really is mentioned in the intelligence discussion), her picture and title as "pool champion" is shown, surrounded by Toni Morrison, Johnny Carson, Marie Curie, Gen. George S. Patton and (echh) Dr. Phil.

Pretty heady company!! Congrats on the recognition, Allison!!

I think it might be due to the fact that Marilyn Vos Savant, the smartest woman on the planet and well known/unknown female along with Rula Lenska, is also a pool fanatic that can't wait until ESPN shows the weekly Allison and Karen hour. Marilyn is flabbergasted at all the safetys Allison plays that SHE never even considered during the match. How could she NOT include her?

BTW...my pick for the smartest man on the planet for over 50 years now...
there is NOoooo competition....Hugh Hefner!

 

[ScottR]

I'd definitely pick you to replace ONE of the names on SJM's list.

Hmmmmm....I wonder if I should set up a poll so everyone can guess which one I was referring to.....

OOO, OOO!!! LET ME GUESS!!!!

She scatology, kittens and saving the homeless. RIGHT?!?!?!?

 

[Sweet Marissa]

Most noteworthy is that among ladies of British persuasion, Allison Fisher was deemed more worthy of inclusion on this list than Margaret Thatcher!

My top five smartest ladies of all time:

JAM
Eydie Romano
Landshark77
Sweet Marissa
Sarah Rousey

Why, thank you Is there a plaque or something I can pick up?

 

[ScottR]

I think it might be due to the fact that Marilyn Vos Savant, the smartest woman on the planet and well known/unknown female along with Rula Lenska, is also a pool fanatic that can't wait until ESPN shows the weekly Allison and Karen hour. Marilyn is flabbergasted at all the safetys Allison plays that SHE never even considered during the match. How could she NOT include her?

BTW...my pick for the smartest man on the planet for over 50 years now...
there is NOoooo competition....Hugh Hefner!

Welcome to the "pig" club. Saayyyy, is that my seat next to you???

Lesseee . . . . unlimited supply of safe sex, probably free little blue pills, enough money to say "f___ off". Yup. Pretty damn smart; for a guy!

Marissa, sorry if the reference to Playboy is considered "porn". But, you gotta admit, dem girls is HOT!!!

 

[ScottR]

Ok. My bad for taking the wheel and driving this thread into the gutter . . . . . Back to our lane =====>

LS77 - you are smart, funny, and hot (in a preggy-sorta-way)
Timberly - I REALLY need to meet you sometime. Have I got a guy for you!
ChristyD - hummina, hummina . . . . in a respectful-sorta-way
DM - when are we gonna play Hawks Ridge?!?!?!?
Tanner - you are da MAN!!!

I thought it was really cool that Allison got the exposure in a nationally-distributed periodical.

Allison, if you read this thread, sorry it got silly. Many of us are really impressed!

 

[TannerPruess]

If I win anyother awards send me the trophies. I take cash/credit card/money orders

 

[Timberly]

Ok. My bad for taking the wheel and driving this thread into the gutter . . . . . Back to our lane =====>

LS77 - you are smart, funny, and hot (in a preggy-sorta-way)
Timberly - I REALLY need to meet you sometime. Have I got a guy for you!
ChristyD - hummina, hummina . . . . in a respectful-sorta-way
DM - when are we gonna play Hawks Ridge?!?!?!?
Tanner - you are da MAN!!!

I thought it was really cool that Allison got the exposure in a nationally-distributed periodical.

Allison, if you read this thread, sorry it got silly. Many of us are really impressed!

LOL, I'm hoping to be at the upa tourney in Atlanta in Oct. but I'm currently unavailable for meeting new guys. Just a couple of weeks ago Steve was trying to set me up with MJ.... where in the heck were you & Steve when I was single for so long?!??! No one was offering up guys back then.

 

[sjm]

Why, thank you Is there a plaque or something I can pick up?

Sorry, this was just an oversight.

 

[drivermaker]

LOL, I'm hoping to be at the upa tourney in Atlanta in Oct. but I'm currently unavailable for meeting new guys.

OK...lemme guess...you met this guy over the internet that lives at LEAST 750 miles away. You started having a good time together and it eventually led to talking dirty to each other over the phone...you told him that your hymen was broken when you were 16 from riding jump horses, but it's almost fully grown back just as your doctor said it would be if you remained a true virgin until you fell in love and got married. Now that you've met the man of your dreams, you no longer have eyes for anyone else.
Although you talk dirty to each other for hours on end just for fun, you always finish up the evening by reading parables to keep your souls clean and your love ever growing. Correct?

 

[Sweet Marissa]

LOL, I'm hoping to be at the upa tourney in Atlanta in Oct. but I'm currently unavailable for meeting new guys. Just a couple of weeks ago Steve was trying to set me up with MJ.... where in the heck were you & Steve when I was single for so long?!??! No one was offering up guys back then.

I think it's either feast or famine lol

 

[drivermaker]

but the females might point out that he put his daughter in charge on the company.

They might point that out, however it proves how smart he REALLY is because he took himself out of the drone work to tend to uhhh...more important functions.

He didn't put his daughter there...he used her as a sacrificial lamb to fend off all of the bullshit that he had to put up with for years by the hard core beastly feminist groups that continually cried exploitation of women.

His daughter Christy IS a very smart person, I'm not bullshitting when I say that...who better than another female to tell the feminists to go to hell, get into the gym, go on a diet, and get an extreme makeover.

 

[landshark77]

LOL, he hasn't met me either. Relax... you're one of the smart ones... you'll always be able to support yourself. Being cool only gets me into parties, it won't pay the bills.

Yeah, but sittin' home on a Saturday night payin' the bills just ain't as fun as you febale minded folks may think. What was it that Eddie Murphy said? Oh yeah... [I want] to party all the time...party all the time...par-tay all the time........

 

[Sweet Marissa]

Yeah, but sittin' home on a Saturday night payin' the bills just ain't as fun as you febale minded folks may think. What was it that Eddie Murphy said? Oh yeah... [I want] to party all the time...party all the time...par-tay all the time........

The young people on this forum are going to wonder what you're talking about and we're going to feel OLD! My sister's boyfriend didn't know what "Hotel California" was and another friend of hers had never heard of the movie "Ghost"... Way to make me feel old there, sis...