Johnnyt said:
It was meant tongue in cheek. I figured this forum was going the way of Dear Abby so I'd help it along. I've been happily married for 42 years and I have said in 100's of posts that I didn't play in many tournaments over the years. Johnnyt
JohnnyT,
Your inner circle of pals here KNEW you were "messing around" for the following reasons....
1. You've been married too long for a major kink like this to show up after all these years. By that, I mean you would have never let ANY perspective "problem" get out of control to the extent that it would get to the proportion you alluded to in the original post.
2. You're way too street-savy to appear to be so concerned about a situation like that and to then post your suspicions here of all places! IF anything was going on, and IF you were serious, you would never put your laundry HERE! (Telephone, telegraph, tell-a-poolplayer!) Everybody who knows you knows that IF something had been going on, it wouldn't end in divorce court, but on the 11:00 News!
3. Plus, still staying with the theme of #2, IF you had to 'have business taken care of" (
), you are smarter than to post something HERE before the culprit visits Jimmy Hoffa!
At the very LEAST, you would have paid a biker chick a 50 spot to throw a wrapped fish thru the guys window at 0400!
I know you enough to know that you always take care of things the right way, which is by being quiet until the statue of limitations expire!
4. You posting like you didn't know what to do was a dead (no pun intended) ringer that you were just bamboozeling. Heck, you're AZB's Chuck Norris....JohnnyT can unpop popcorn! He can surely figure something out with the little Mrs.
5. URAKMICRACKM is on the ball again! Must be a state certified psychologist or an FBI polygraph examiner, if not a full fledged profiler.
Good insight and way to read a post.
6. Will this little example of a former hoolum hoodwinking his cronies in the hood be included in your next novel?
7. "Kay Baltimore", a single digit posts new member here, tried to offer you heartfelt and sagacious advice for the betterment of mankind. But noooo, you would have none of THAT! After she persuses thru this post and reads post #20, the old as water stereotypical comment "you can never trust a pool player" would be once again ringing in her ears! Besides probably losing her to AZBowling or AZQuilting, she's probably got a few things to tell you, yes sir!
8. I can see you printing up a copy of this thread and passing it around the dinner table while munching on spaghetti and meatballs, laughing all the way to the garlic bread! Mrs T-"Oh John, you still have it dear!" JohnnyT-"I know, I know, please pass the cheese."
9. We SHOULD have better things to do than just hang out here reading the daily soap opera that is the world of pooldom....but we don't!.
10. This was fun and thanks for pulling our leg John. We're just thankful you left our kneecaps alone!
(I love ya , man!)
