At The Mirage this week

Go for it, may as well tan the rest of you proper. Gotta get rid of those Speedo lines. Damn, I was there in may, why didn't I hear of this pool?
Have fun.
 
If you get sunburned in Vegas, it means you had a good time! Keep us posted on Bare - hope it's all it's cracked up to be. Sorry, bad pun. lol
 
I'm at the Mirage until wed nite. If any AZers wanna meet up one evening and get beered-up-to-death, PM me. Would like to meet some new azers and talk about how great pool used to be. Fatboy...come pick me up in a Lambo... it might help me get laid.

I'm poolside right now....i think the cocktail waitress likes me......she's buying my bvllsh1t hook, line and sinker.

The Mirage is one of my favorite hotels in Vegas and I wish I was there to have a few beers with you. That place just gives off good vibes for me. I stayed there the last time I went to Las Vegas and I hated to leave.

James
 
So I walk down to the Bare Pool... which is a long, secluded walk understandably. This nit kid stops me with his magnum PI glasses and cards me. I look at him a little weird because I look way older than 21, but whatever.

He then proceeds to tell me it's a $20 cover. Not being out-moved I asked if they could just add it to my drink bill so I could charge it to my room. He thought about it and said OK.

I walk around the little path to this tiny pool with a bunch of chicks laying out.... but there wasn't anything 'bare' about it! Def no funbags.

I pretty much turned around and told that just-outta-high-school toughguy that I've had parties that were more 'bare' than MGM/Mirage's weak-azz pool. He said I should pay and I told him to "pay-this" and that was that.

Sorry, but it was a huge disappointment.
 
So I walk down to the Bare Pool... which is a long, secluded walk understandably. This nit kid stops me with his magnum PI glasses and cards me. I look at him a little weird because I look way older than 21, but whatever.

He then proceeds to tell me it's a $20 cover. Not being out-moved I asked if they could just add it to my drink bill so I could charge it to my room. He thought about it and said OK.

I walk around the little path to this tiny pool with a bunch of chicks laying out.... but there wasn't anything 'bare' about it! Def no funbags.

I pretty much turned around and told that just-outta-high-school toughguy that I've had parties that were more 'bare' than MGM/Mirage's weak-azz pool. He said I should pay and I told him to "pay-this" and that was that.

Sorry, but it was a huge disappointment.

Dude, next time I'm in town, I'll take you around ;)

Remember, Mon, Tues and Wed are the slow days there. Mon and Tues is "the weekend" for the locals that work. You're better off hitting a Sunday pool party. The Hard Rock has gone downhill since they went reality show. I like the Tao pool thing at the Venetian. It's even more fun if you are on the corporate charge card (get a cabana) :p

Edit- P.S.: the "I kissed a girl" competition at Tao doesn't suck either.



Eric
 
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Dude, next time I'm in town, I'll take you around ;)

Remember, Mon, Tues and Wed are the slow days there. Mon and Tues is "the weekend" for the locals that work. You're better off hitting a Sunday pool party. The Hard Rock has gone downhill since they went reality show. I like the Tao pool thing at the Venetian. It's even more fun if you are on the corporate charge card (get a cabana) :p


Eric

We should start a thread called "things for AZers to do in Vegas."

That way, when we come here for business, vacation or pool tourney --- we know what to do that's FUUUUUUUUN. I thought I was going to walk into a Shangrila with hot semi-naked girls making out with each other pool-side while they served you $10 beers or something. HA! It was more like visiting the Inner Harbor Aquarium in Baltimore and watching the seals sunning themselves....AND they wanted a $20 cover. PSH
 
We should start a thread called "things for AZers to do in Vegas."

One of my favorite things to do in Vegas, aside from the obvious, is go to The Gun Store and shoot automatic weapons. They have M16s, AK47s, MP5s, etc. Good stuff. Take a bus from the strip.
Mr H
 
Were you eyes not in the perfect position, should have tilted your head.
So I walk down to the Bare Pool... which is a long, secluded walk understandably. This nit kid stops me with his magnum PI glasses and cards me. I look at him a little weird because I look way older than 21, but whatever.

He then proceeds to tell me it's a $20 cover. Not being out-moved I asked if they could just add it to my drink bill so I could charge it to my room. He thought about it and said OK.

I walk around the little path to this tiny pool with a bunch of chicks laying out.... but there wasn't anything 'bare' about it! Def no funbags.

I pretty much turned around and told that just-outta-high-school toughguy that I've had parties that were more 'bare' than MGM/Mirage's weak-azz pool. He said I should pay and I told him to "pay-this" and that was that.

Sorry, but it was a huge disappointment.
 
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