AZ Bar Fight

Matt_24

Matt_24

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Ok - new thread that can relate to us.

Who would win in an AZ Bar fight?

In the top two or three (maybe one...but I don't know enough of the other AZ members) I would have to go with the least likely suspect to many of you - 8 Ball Rat. Not that Mark would ever be in a bar fight...but if he was, I'd have to vote for him. I have my reasons.

I'd also have to put Don Purdy in my top 10. I'm not sure where...but he would be in there somewhere. I could imagine he could be fairly scary if he "lost it" on someone.

Now...this should get interesting! :)
 
Matt_24 said:
Ok - new thread that can relate to us.

Who would win in an AZ Bar fight?

In the top two or three (maybe one...but I don't know enough of the other AZ members) I would have to go with the least likely suspect to many of you - 8 Ball Rat. Not that Mark would ever be in a bar fight...but if he was, I'd have to vote for him. I have my reasons.

I'd also have to put Don Purdy in my top 10. I'm not sure where...but he would be in there somewhere. I could imagine he could be fairly scary if he "lost it" on someone.

Now...this should get interesting! :)
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BRUISER BRODY, is alive, well and one of out esteemed members. He grew weary of the wrasslin "life", had minor cosmetic surgery, and joined our site as username "SHORTY". Due to circumstances within his control he's been forced to change usernames on several occasions, but, HE's HERE.

Everyone else is fighteng out for 2nd....
 
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Got my cash on Adam the Ribdoner. Most folks don't know that the metal on top of his head in his avatar is really a large metal plate in his skull. Lots of people would have wanted it hidden, but Adam left it on the outside to make a statement. Total badness... You just don't want to fight a guy with a metal plate outside his head!
 
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BRUISER BRODY, is alive, well and one of out esteemed members. He grew weary of the wrasslin "life", had minor cosmetic surgery, and joined our site as username "SHORTY". Due to circumstances within his control he's been forced to change usernames on several occasions, but, HE's HERE.

Everyone else is fighteng out for 2nd....
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I spit my coke all over my work screen <gasping for air>, Jesus Adam, tryin to kill a guy? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Voodoo~cant wait to read this post Tuesday afternoon when everyone is back from the long weekend
 
I'd have to vote for myself cause when I start throwing limbs around, I've been known to have 4 to 6 arms and legs.

One on One was for school. Bar fights are friends against the guy who needs last rights :)


The drunk guys offer the most enjoyment. They will take on 2 or 3 guys thinking their mouth will scare the group off :) They go down quick so its only exciting for about 45 seconds... Fun nonetheless...


Did anybody fight "fair" ever? "Fair" and "Fight" are polar opposites...
 
What is a bar fight? Does that mean that whatever is in the bar at the time is can be used as a weapon? Does it mean fists only? Does it mean 1:1 only?

Paul Mon~~~dosen't believe in bar fights or fair fights? Figure that one out?
 
Oh come on, we all know 8 Ball Rat is a big sissy as soon as you pull out a high end custom out of the case. He melts like an 18 year old in a strip club for the first time. Just kidding ya Mark, you're not a guy most of us would want to mess with...
 
Paul Mon said:
What is a bar fight? Does that mean that whatever is in the bar at the time is can be used as a weapon? Does it mean fists only? Does it mean 1:1 only?

Paul Mon~~~dosen't believe in bar fights or fair fights? Figure that one out?
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Bar fights, street fights are pretty much the same thing. The guy who wins is the one who has cunning, who is very quick and very violent, hits first, has no problems using any and all weapons available, and cheats best. In fact, such a guy really doesn't want to fight anyone at all, he'd much prefer to crush their head in with a bottle, a pool ball, a stick, or shoot their brains out, or stab the hell out of them. He is willing to gouge your eyes out, crush your privates, or your windpipe, or your skull, break your bones..WHATEVER IT TAKES! Oh, and he knows when he's being set up, and acts accordingly. He doesn't care if you took martial arts courses or whatever because he's going to rock your world before you even know what's happening.

The best thing to do is to avoid bar fights altogether, which means don't go looking for trouble, don't be rude, trust your senses and get out of Dodge quickly if you feel uncomfortable. But if you can't avoid it, then strike first, strike hard, and fight like an animal.. if you want to avoid serious damage or even death.

Fats
 
Secaucus Fats said:
Bar fights, street fights are pretty much the same thing. The guy who wins is the one who has cunning, who is very quick and very violent, hits first, has no problems using any and all weapons available, and cheats best. In fact, such a guy really doesn't want to fight anyone at all, he'd much prefer to crush their head in with a bottle, a pool ball, a stick, or shoot their brains out, or stab the hell out of them. He is willing to gouge your eyes out, crush your privates, or your windpipe, or your skull, break your bones..WHATEVER IT TAKES! Oh, and he knows when he's being set up, and acts accordingly. He doesn't care if you took martial arts courses or whatever because he's going to rock your world before you even know what's happening.
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lol, thats what we call "killer instinct" :)

and yeah, those guys exist and we all better pray we don't run into one ;)
 
Mark and I played pool last night. I tried to get him scrapping with someone (to prove my point on here) - but he's only too damn sensible. Go figure.........Now, if only I could get him to give me the Scruggs or Gina he brought.
 
Matt_24 said:
Ok - new thread that can relate to us.

Who would win in an AZ Bar fight?

In the top two or three (maybe one...but I don't know enough of the other AZ members) I would have to go with the least likely suspect to many of you - 8 Ball Rat. Not that Mark would ever be in a bar fight...but if he was, I'd have to vote for him. I have my reasons.

I'd also have to put Don Purdy in my top 10. I'm not sure where...but he would be in there somewhere. I could imagine he could be fairly scary if he "lost it" on someone.

Now...this should get interesting! :)
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yo man i'd be the last man standin
 
I happen to know of an AZ memeber with a background and mind set that would put him at the tip top of this list. This dude was in one of those "elite" military units, he was a hand to hand instructor for his branch of service, before he joined he fought in various "King of the hill" and "toughman contest".....and has spent more than his fair share in bars and bar fights all over this world.........

I dont want to out him here, but trust me.. I would put the property deed behind this guy.....if you want the action I am sure we can work something out.
 
There are too many gun owners on AZ for the fight to last more than a few shots. Martial arts ain't sheet when your staring down the barrel of a gun.
 
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