Az Matchups

JoeyA said:
The Gingerbread Man is too fast. He cannot be caught. He has more moves than Michael Jackson. :)

However, I am a bit curious as to what you think could be more neutral than the Derby City Classic?

Joey A
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Okay Joey, you win that one! YOU ARE RIGHT! I ducked you over and over again at DCC. But that's history now. Let's get back to the present.

Whacha wanna do boy? A set of One Pocket and a set of Banks. Okay, I say GO FOR IT! Once again Joy Boy, you pick the bet. Whatever you're comfortable with is fine with me. Or do you just want to talk about how you punked me in DCC for the rest of your life?
 
JoeyA, Nine Ball, Hemi, biggame. Pretty much anybody where it is nice and warm. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:)
 
I've got a game for myself, Jay, Fatboy, Smorgass Bored and corvette.

No skill level or handicap needed. Purely stamina. Two options:

1. # of straight in shots made in 14 hours non-stop. You have to use the same ball and the cueball the entire time and retrieve the ball yourself. One liqour drink every 30 mins (any more would cause alcohol poisoning... been there, barely lived through that).

2. Switching from right to left hand each shot play a 3 rail kick (cue ball only) while the ball is still in motion. Minimum of one shot must be taken between each set of kicks (1 left-handed, 1 right-handed). Player with lowest kick count or first to bail on the shots loses.

Match to be played for dinner and drink bill.
 
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I Can Drink A Beer

iba7467 said:
No skill level or handicap needed. Purely stamina. Two options:

1. # of straight in shots made in 14 hours non-stop. You have to use the same ball and the cueball the entire time and retrieve the ball yourself. One liqour drink every 30 mins (any more would cause alcohol poisoning... been there, barely lived through that).
Match to be played for dinner and drink bill.
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I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs..........and a Moon Pie and it doesn't affect the way I play pool one little bit.
Doug
 
crawfish said:
Quick question. Just so I can kind of get a jist of how some of these guys play. Those of you who have seen them play. How would Jay, Josh, Joey, and any other match up with say Sparky, or BJ Ussery? Just so I can know the caliber of woofing and actual play?
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Here is my handicaps in 9 ball. Josh gives Fatboy 5 games in race to 9. Josh gives Jay 3 games in race to 9. Jay gives Fatboy 3 games in race to 9. Josh gives Joey 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Jay 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Fatboy 4 games in race to 9.
 
Wizard Of Az

wayne said:
Here is my handicaps in 9 ball. Josh gives Fatboy 5 games in race to 9. Josh gives Jay 3 games in race to 9. Jay gives Fatboy 3 games in race to 9. Josh gives Joey 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Jay 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Fatboy 4 games in race to 9.
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Aiiieehhhhh. You're punishing me, man. That hurts.

After your post, THE GINGERBREAD MAN will have to go see the WIZARD OF AZ. :D

JoeyA
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs..........and a Moon Pie and it doesn't affect the way I play pool one little bit.
Doug
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NOBODY can eat 50 eggs!!!
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I can eat 50 hard boiled eggs..........and a Moon Pie and it doesn't affect the way I play pool one little bit.
Doug
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Added Smorg to our prop bet tourney.
 
If there is an AZB ring game, count me in.

If its 9ball, i'll try just about anyone on here some. wayne I have seen play on the florida tour and I probably dont like it even. Josh H I have seen play in the panhandle and I dont think I like that game either. JoeyA and Jay are probably on the top of my list of opponents that I would like to find out how I would do. No JoeyA I wont play you 1p and Jay has the nuts against me playing bumps.
 
iba7467 said:
I've got a game for myself, Jay, Fatboy, Smorgass Bored and corvette.

No skill level or handicap needed. Purely stamina. Two options:

1. # of straight in shots made in 14 hours non-stop. You have to use the same ball and the cueball the entire time and retrieve the ball yourself. One liqour drink every 30 mins (any more would cause alcohol poisoning... been there, barely lived through that).

2. Switching from right to left hand each shot play a 3 rail kick (cue ball only) while the ball is still in motion. Minimum of one shot must be taken between each set of kicks (1 left-handed, 1 right-handed). Player with lowest kick count or first to bail on the shots loses.

Match to be played for dinner and drink bill.
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I would probably win the straight in game. I can drink a lot of liquor as I have practiced a lot over the years. The other option I would definitely lose at because I can't shoot for shit with my left hand, which is odd because I'm very proficient with my left hand in basketball.
 
uwate said:
If there is an AZB ring game, count me in.

If its 9ball, i'll try just about anyone on here some. wayne I have seen play on the florida tour and I probably dont like it even. Josh H I have seen play in the panhandle and I dont think I like that game either. JoeyA and Jay are probably on the top of my list of opponents that I would like to find out how I would do. No JoeyA I wont play you 1p and Jay has the nuts against me playing bumps.
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You are slick, uwate, very slick.

Don't you ever take a game that you MIGHT BREAK EVEN AT? Do you always have to match up with the best of it? Geeze.
JoeyA
 
jay helfert said:
Okay Joey, you win that one! YOU ARE RIGHT! I ducked you over and over again at DCC. But that's history now. Let's get back to the present.

Whacha wanna do boy? A set of One Pocket and a set of Banks. Okay, I say GO FOR IT! Once again Joy Boy, you pick the bet. Whatever you're comfortable with is fine with me. Or do you just want to talk about how you punked me in DCC for the rest of your life?
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Punked you? LOL. Where'd you come up with that? I kind of like it. :)

But the rest of my life is a pretty long time, Gingerbread Man. :D

JoeyA
 
wayne said:
Here is my handicaps in 9 ball. Josh gives Fatboy 5 games in race to 9. Josh gives Jay 3 games in race to 9. Jay gives Fatboy 3 games in race to 9. Josh gives Joey 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Jay 2 games in race to 9. Joey gives Fatboy 4 games in race to 9.
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I'll take this game with Joey also. Two going to nine is fine with me. We can play that right after I play him EVEN at Banks and One Pocket.

I like the handicapping here. Now I know I'm the underdog. :)
 
JoeyA said:
Punked you? LOL. Where'd you come up with that? I kind of like it. :)

But the rest of my life is a pretty long time, Gingerbread Man. :D

JoeyA
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Is this an evasive answer or not? I rest my case your honor. Now I'm punking you Joy Boy!
 
Gingerbread Man Notice

jay helfert said:
Is this an evasive answer or not? I rest my case your honor. Now I'm punking you Joy Boy!
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The Gingerbread Man will have to stay in the Punk Funk until further notice.

JoeyA (is out of breath chasing the Gingerbread Man)
 
Am I the only one who wants to see a Smorgasbored/Jimbo matchup?

(Ideally in a cage and/or mudpit environment, but I'm flexible on this.)
 
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