Azb 101

SpiderWebComm

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I posted this in the I LOVE THIS WEBSITE for that new chick. I thought it could help other new people, so I made a new thread for it.

Trying to give them the lay of the land, if you would. Is it accurate?

Welcome to AZB 101................

You got the Houligans, the Ghost Ballians, the Vitelloans, the Fractians, the Feelians, and the See-Ball-Make-Ballians.... all engaged in an intergalactic power struggle on who controls.... The Farce. Ya see, The Farce is like The Force, except it's specific to one's pool game.... not moving shit around a swamp, or other useless things.

If you look at a Intergalactic Pool Starmap.... here's how crap pans-out:

The Houligans are strange race of pool players who claim everything is the same, no matter what. They're strange in that they pocket everything from everywhere, but really have no idea why. They are allies with the Vitelloans. They are enemies with everyone else.

The Ghost Ballians are the oldest sect of pool players. These people are probably the best at billiard geometry but rely on perception more than they think. There are more Ghost Ballians than any other sect, so if there's an outright war.... they're like the Chinese.... we're all screwed. They are enemies with the Houligans, Vitelloans and the Fractians. They understand the plight of the Feelians and See-Ball-Make-Ballians.

The Vitelloans are the newest sect. Not QUITE saying everything is the same, but very close. Their approach is a hybrid between Houligans and Fractians--- so they're at peace with those guys. They're at war with everyone else.

The Fractians have been around for a long time as well - not sure if they're from the Snooker sector or from the pool sector. They probably don't know where they came from either. They mostly cut the cue ball in quarters...sometimes more (eighths). They understand their approach has holes in it, but they adjust with back-hand english and other methods to compensate. Some of which, are monster players. They are allies with the Vitelloans, and hate everybody else.

The Feelians consist of many, many players. They're not quite as large as the Ghost-Ballians, but these guys are like the India of pool and billiards. Would likely lose to China--- but they're not to be messed with. They feel their way around the table and think nothing as infinite as pool can be systemized. They love Ghost-Ballians because they are direct descendants of them. They are envious of See-Ball-Make-Ballians.

See-Ball-Make-Ballians are the smallest sect of the group. Often elite players, they have elevated their game beyond feel. They can't explain why, but they see a ball, see the pocket, make the ball... and they're off to the next shot. Allen Hopkins, a leading See-Ball-Make-Ballian says, "I can't explain it... I see the ball, and then I envision it firing into the pocket...and it just does." They try to keep the nut-shaving Feelians away from them, as they typically mob the See-Ball-Make-Ballians for information on how to ascend to that level of greatness. See-Ball-Make-Ballians don't pay attention to any other sect---- the other sects can get spotted whatever they want, for as much as they want. Period.
 
SpiderWebComm said:
I posted this in the I LOVE THIS WEBSITE for that new chick. I thought it could help other new people, so I made a new thread for it.

Trying to give them the lay of the land, if you would. Is it accurate?

Welcome to AZB 101................

You got the Houligans, the Ghost Ballians, the Vitelloans, the Fractians, the Feelians, and the See-Ball-Make-Ballians.... all engaged in an intergalactic power struggle on who controls.... The Farce. Ya see, The Farce is like The Force, except it's specific to one's pool game.... not moving shit around a swamp, or other useless things.

If you look at a Intergalactic Pool Starmap.... here's how crap pans-out:

The Houligans are strange race of pool players who claim everything is the same, no matter what. They're strange in that they pocket everything from everywhere, but really have no idea why. They are allies with the Vitelloans. They are enemies with everyone else.

The Ghost Ballians are the oldest sect of pool players. These people are probably the best at billiard geometry but rely on perception more than they think. There are more Ghost Ballians than any other sect, so if there's an outright war.... they're like the Chinese.... we're all screwed. They are enemies with the Houligans, Vitelloans and the Fractians. They understand the plight of the Feelians and See-Ball-Make-Ballians.

The Vitelloans are the newest sect. Not QUITE saying everything is the same, but very close. Their approach is a hybrid between Houligans and Fractians--- so they're at peace with those guys. They're at war with everyone else.

The Fractians have been around for a long time as well - not sure if they're from the Snooker sector or from the pool sector. They probably don't know where they came from either. They mostly cut the cue ball in quarters...sometimes more (eighths). They understand their approach has holes in it, but they adjust with back-hand english and other methods to compensate. Some of which, are monster players. They are allies with the Vitelloans, and hate everybody else.

The Feelians consist of many, many players. They're not quite as large as the Ghost-Ballians, but these guys are like the India of pool and billiards. Would likely lose to China--- but they're not to be messed with. They feel their way around the table and think nothing as infinite as pool can be systemized. They love Ghost-Ballians because they are direct descendants of them. They are envious of See-Ball-Make-Ballians.

See-Ball-Make-Ballians are the smallest sect of the group. Often elite players, they have elevated their game beyond feel. They can't explain why, but they see a ball, see the pocket, make the ball... and they're off to the next shot. Allen Hopkins, a leading See-Ball-Make-Ballian says, "I can't explain it... I see the ball, and then I envision it firing into the pocket...and it just does." They try to keep the nut-shaving Feelians away from them, as they typically mob the See-Ball-Make-Ballians for information on how to ascend to that level of greatness. See-Ball-Make-Ballians don't pay attention to any other sect---- the other sects can get spotted whatever they want, for as much as they want. Period.


first.......
 
this should have a poll

-s

/used to be feelian. claim membership to s-b-m-b sect, but without the 'elite' part.
 
Rephrase.

Way too much interest in something that gets analyzed way too much.

Just shoot it in like the See-Ball-Make-Ballians.

All that other stuff is just too much technical mumbo jumbo.
 
Black-Balled said:
What about my balls agains?
I think you start at the center and work out towards the edge (but I could have misunderstood).:scratchhead: :shrug:
 
Let the showdown begin!

spaceballs.jpg
 
I feel it's quite racist of you not to include the Air-Pivotonians as a recognized sect. Shame on you.

On a slightly more serious note, I checked out your companys flash site and think it's the coolest I've ever seen. I had so much fun futzing around with it that I am no longer arachnophobic. This is not a plug here folks, if you wanna see how a website using flash should be built, check it out here and choose flash site http://www.spiderlive.com/ Soo cool :thumbup:
 
SpiderWebComm said:
I posted this in the I LOVE THIS WEBSITE for that new chick. I thought it could help other new people, so I made a new thread for it.

Trying to give them the lay of the land, if you would. Is it accurate?

I have a few quibbles:

The Houligans [...] pocket everything from everywhere but really have no idea why.

Like their relatives the Vitelloans and the Fractians, the Houligans claim to pocket everything from everywhere. Most people take this as a sign that they can no longer distinguish dreams from reality, probably because of having been hypnotized by Hal Houle or one of his minions.

See-Ball-Make-Ballians are the smallest sect of the group.

I think they're actually the largest sect of pool players, but maybe not on AZB.

Often elite players, they have elevated their game beyond feel.

I think they've elevated their game to feel. I don't know what would be beyond that.


This is a greeting used by some KnowEverythingians to indicate their membership in that sect. It's unnecessary, because KnowEverythingians can belong to any other sect, and are by far the largest of all sects on AZB - in fact, we're all members.

pj
chgo
 
Patrick Johnson said:
I have a few quibbles:



Like their relatives the Vitelloans and the Fractians, the Houligans claim to pocket everything from everywhere. Most people take this as a sign that they can no longer distinguish dreams from reality, probably because of having been hypnotized by Hal Houle or one of his minions.



I think they're actually the largest sect of pool players, but maybe not on AZB.




I think they've elevated their game to feel. I don't know what would be beyond that.



This is a greeting used by some KnowEverythingians to indicate their membership in that sect. It's unnecessary, because KnowEverythingians can belong to any other sect, and are by far the largest of all sects on AZB - in fact, we're all members.

pj
chgo

Huh? I'm not a know everythingian... I'm a nit know-nothian. hahahaha are you taking any of that shit seriously? omg.....I'm gonna put my laptop away for a whilian. I can't stop laughing....
 
sunnyday said:
Hey Spidy,

Is that chick on your Avatar giving birth to a spider?

S.

Sunny:

Allow me to answer....

그녀의 조개가 먹고, 거미를 정말 잘합니다.

Dave
 
It looks to me like that spider is doing something a little different, from the look on her face.
 
sunnyday said:
Hey Spidy,

Is that chick on your Avatar giving birth to a spider?

S.

I dunno, but it looks like she's got some serious CURTAINS! Or some hormonal imbalance caused a massive clitoris along with large curtains?

Either way, there is definitely some curtain action going on.:eek:
 
sunnyday said:
Hey Spidy,

Is that chick on your Avatar giving birth to a spider?

S.

Not sure about all of you but where I'm from that's definitely the Spidilingus by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real spider, so you know it's good.
 
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