AZBers in 20 words or less

Maybe a mod can put those labels under everyones profile! :)

Might help to see which side of the street some are on!

Very funny stuff.
 
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9Ballgirl- i think im the most seductive, hottest thing in the world.... sorry wendy, just had too.
joey:)
 
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Matt_24: Awesome guy, great player, incredibly handsome, sexy, intelligent, articulate, all-around credit to the human race.

Can we write about ourselves?
 
Matt_24 said:
Matt_24: Awesome guy, great player, incredibly handsome, sexy, intelligent, articulate, all-around credit to the human race.

Can we write about ourselves?
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I think that is a GREAT IDEA.......... :)

Matt_24 Think you forget clever, witty, funny, comical, humorous, and last ??????????? :D :D :D :D
 
rackmsuckr said:
OK, those are pretty funny, and here is my .03 worth... why isn't there anything on the other IPT dissenters, MacGuy, Vader, Gabber, Watchez, etc.?

You also left out the great Williebetmore and Breakup as well as our venerable posters SJM, Eydie, Colin and Donovan?
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sshhhhhh....I have stereotypophobia:o

TheOne: Snooker players could run racks on a cobble-stone table with 3" pockets using a toothpick for a cue if they wanted to. :D
 
APA9 said:
JAM: I love typing, Keith, and the IPT. Keith McCready in 2008!
Blackjack: I know everything.
Scott Lee: Me, too.
Jude Rosenstock: No, *I* know everything. At least in New York.
Wayne: Call on me, call on me! I know the answer! And I play great too!
Sweet Marissa: Give me the seven and the keys to your room.
Girlwon1: I'm quitting pool. Now tell me not to.
OnePocketChump: I bark like a rabid prairie dog.
rackmsuckr: Have I posted yet today? Here are my two million cents.
Jigs: Straight woman pool player = automatically hot.
PlynSets: I'm a San Diego baller. I swear I am.
Grady: Back before "round" was invented, I was a legend.
Jay Helfert: Wifebeater + toupee = H. O. T.
JJinFL: VIP Rear Entry reserved for Kevin Trudeau.
Al-Fahl Amir: <--- I'm with Corey Deuel.
DrCuesProtoge: Have I told you how unlucky I am today?
JoeT: The Middle East situation exists because they don't play 10-ball.
BlackCat 5971: How do you run one ball with ball-in-hand?
BillPorter: Say "Cheese"!
CrownCityCorey: Here's a list of everyone I've ever beaten. Have I mentioned I'm a professional pool player?
Steve Lipsky: I'm quitting when I run 200.
8-ball bernie: i amda so theu greatestest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timberly: Now announcing the 937th AZ Billiards Raffle...
Jimmy M.: Hey Rude Dog, did you see that? Tell Bobalou!
Rude Dog: Y'all suck.
john schmidt: i havent found the shift key yet
Mr. Wilson: Feel the wrath of The Moderator! Forty days of rain!
travis trotter: You're not allowed to think about me without my permission.
APA9: There is no such word as "alot".

Feel free to add anyone I've missed.

Mr. Wilson: I know you're going to get "alot" of complaints about this one, but you know it's funny. ;)
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It's funny you should say that. I grew-up friends with Sports Analyst, Max Kellerman and he's known for saying, "It's only my opinion, BUT I'M RIGHT!" I guess it's a New York thing!
 
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Matt_24: Awesome guy, great player, incredibly handsome, sexy, intelligent, articulate, all-around credit to the human race.

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and he kept it under 20 words!
 
breakup: Jodie Foster is neat, I think she likes me; I'm an excellent driver...definitely excellent...definitely; what time is Judge Wapner on?
 
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WillieBetMore: SomeRandomNameGenerator, I play with a pro about 500 hours a day AND I have my own table, BUT I have a family and don't get to play much, besides, my pockets are tight, I could break 50 if I really wanted to........hey, I could......stop laughing......hey you....Oi! :mad:

ColinCalcul8tEr+x-1:, Eureka! I finally did it, this morning I calculated the exact calculated number of days on my calculator that I need to spend on theory in order to achieve my calculated goals based on my calculated predictions. This calculation is statistically correct to 5 degrees of squirt once you have calculated your mean pivot point. Therefore hence, if I don't deviate from this predetermined calculated tangent line I should reach my goal and increase my pattern recognition speed by -23.5% by the World Open. (NOTE: these calculations do not yet account for self induced inside throw)

JAM: REAL MONEY REAL MONEY REAL MONEY JMO FWIW LOL LMAO RAOTFL did I say REAL MONEY? :confused:

SJM: I shall kindly refrain from taking any further part in these discussions. We shall have to agree to disagree, peace

Cornerman: You have misread and misunderstood my post there is absoloutley no way Steve Davis used to be a snooker player, look at his stroke and patterns!
 
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CaptainHook said:
I feel Kinda left out. Like the last kid to get picked for Dodgeball.:D
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Captain,
Trust me, you REALLY don't want to be included in this thread.

Oh, well; since you asked.

CaptainHook: I'm not that interested in pool, but can you blame me; look at all these hot chicks I am surrounded by.
 
Williebetmore: If you knew Effie like I know Effie. (singing)

Drivermaker: *&%(*^& U*(&^T &*() $@#^*@% ^%&W^*%W(

Kwilson: Look at my butt, I’m sorry. I sent you a PM Sweet Marissa.

Shorty: I have real pool knowledge, come to Florida and get PLAYED.

Williebetmore: Let me draw that ticket.
 
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breakup said:
Williebetmore: If you knew Effie like I know Effie. (singing)

Drivermaker: *&%(*^& U*(&^T &*() $@#^*@% ^%&W^*%W(

Kwilson: Look at my butt, I’m sorry. I sent you a PM Sweet Marrisa.

Shorty: I have real pool knowledge, come to Florida and get PLAYED.

Williebetmore: Let me draw that ticket.
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Oh my!!! I was munching on my lunch when I made the mistake of reading this. LOL, one of my co-workers just called out to see if I'm ok since I all but choked on my sandwhich.

This is great! I wish we had one of those little smiley faces that rolls around laughing with tears coming out of it's eyes... that one would best describe me when reading this thread. :D
 
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Williebetmore: If you knew Effie like I know Effie. (singing)

Drivermaker: *&%(*^& U*(&^T &*() $@#^*@% ^%&W^*%W(

Kwilson: Look at my butt, I’m sorry. I sent you a PM Sweet Marrisa.

Shorty: I have real pool knowledge, come to Florida and get PLAYED.

Williebetmore: Let me draw that ticket.
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LMAO!!!

Barbara
 
TheOne said:
WillieBetMore: SomeRandomNameGenerator, I play with a pro about 500 hours a day AND I have my own table, BUT I have a family and don't get to play much, besides, my pockets are tight, I could break 50 if I really wanted to........hey, I could......stop laughing......hey you....Oi! :mad:

ColinCalcul8tEr+x-1:, Eureka! I finally did it, this morning I calculated the exact calculated number of days on my calculator that I need to spend on theory in order to achieve my calculated goals based on my calculated predictions. This calculation is statistically correct to 5 degrees of squirt once you have calculated your mean pivot point. Therefore hence, if I don't deviate from this predetermined calculated tangent line I should reach my goal and increase my pattern recognition speed by -23.5% by the World Open. (NOTE: these calculations do not yet account for self induced inside throw)

JAM: REAL MONEY REAL MONEY REAL MONEY JMO FWIW LOL LMAO RAOTFL did I say REAL MONEY? :confused:

SJM: I shall kindly refrain from taking any further part in these discussions. We shall have to agree to disagree, peace

Cornerman: You have misread and misunderstood my post there is absoloutley no way Steve Davis used to be a snooker player, look at his stroke and patterns!
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That is some funny s#!t right there, especially the part about Colin:D
 
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