AZBers in 20 words or less

PoolSharkAllen said:
The older sister is a cutie too. She should move to Denver, the single's capital of the country (as proclaimed by Forbes magazine)! :)
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She just got her own place here in St.Pete. She lived in our guest room
for a few month's after her Divorce. I had 2 Girls walking around the house in matching Cami & Hot shorts.:D :D :D
 
Blackjack It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. :)[/QUOTE said:
David...This is a quote from my friend Carl Oswald, that I use repeatedly, because it is SOOOO true: "They don't know what they don't know!"
Ain't it the truth...:rolleyes:

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
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APA9 said:
JAM: I love typing, Keith, and the IPT. Keith McCready in 2008!
Blackjack: I know everything.
Scott Lee: Me, too.
Jude Rosenstock: No, *I* know everything. At least in New York.
Wayne: Call on me, call on me! I know the answer! And I play great too!
Sweet Marissa: Give me the seven and the keys to your room.
Girlwon1: I'm quitting pool. Now tell me not to.
OnePocketChump: I bark like a rabid prairie dog.
rackmsuckr: Have I posted yet today? Here are my two million cents.
Jigs: Straight woman pool player = automatically hot.
PlynSets: I'm a San Diego baller. I swear I am.
Grady: Back before "round" was invented, I was a legend.
Jay Helfert: Wifebeater + toupee = H. O. T.
JJinFL: VIP Rear Entry reserved for Kevin Trudeau.
Al-Fahl Amir: <--- I'm with Corey Deuel.
DrCuesProtoge: Have I told you how unlucky I am today?
JoeT: The Middle East situation exists because they don't play 10-ball.
BlackCat 5971: How do you run one ball with ball-in-hand?
BillPorter: Say "Cheese"!
CrownCityCorey: Here's a list of everyone I've ever beaten. Have I mentioned I'm a professional pool player?
Steve Lipsky: I'm quitting when I run 200.
8-ball bernie: i amda so theu greatestest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timberly: Now announcing the 937th AZ Billiards Raffle...
Jimmy M.: Hey Rude Dog, did you see that? Tell Bobalou!
Rude Dog: Y'all suck.
john schmidt: i havent found the shift key yet
Mr. Wilson: Feel the wrath of The Moderator! Forty days of rain!
travis trotter: You're not allowed to think about me without my permission.
APA9: There is no such word as "alot".

Feel free to add anyone I've missed.

Mr. Wilson: I know you're going to get "alot" of complaints about this one, but you know it's funny. ;)
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This is hilarious.. I was LMAO when I read this. Keep it up! Although I was honestly surprised to see my name there..
 
CaptainHook said:
The other photo is my Wife and her older sister on the right.
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The photo is a little small, but very nice. :)

CaptainHook said:
She is now single and loves to play Pool also.:)
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Who is, your wife, or her sister? :eek:

Sorry Capt, I just couldn't let one that easy slip by. :D

Tracy
 
Jimmy M. said:
Gremlin (former member): I stalk WPBA players. Wanna see some pictures I've taken of them? I have panties too!
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be sure to delete this post in a day or so.;)
 
CaptainHook said:
She just got her own place here in St.Pete. She lived in our guest room
for a few month's after her Divorce. I had 2 Girls walking around the house in matching Cami & Hot shorts.:D :D :D
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What do you or your wife do for a living???? Why are there a bunch of hot women at your house drinking coffee??? Why was that girl showing skin showing so much skin at your house??? haminahaminahamina
 
Purdman said:
I would gladly pay to get them chicks liquored up! What time is the party? Can I wear a thong?
Purdman
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Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. This is just wrong. Well, the first part is ok, but the last is just . . . . you get it.
 
CaptainHook said:
I only have a few pictures on the hard drive. Here is Elisha showing some Skin.

The other photo is my Wife and her older sister on the right.
She is now single and loves to play Pool also.:)
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I will gladly contribute to buying additional bandwidth for you to upload pictures that are larger than a microdot. :D
 
Smorgassbored I like to post, then delete my post, and hope no-one quotes me in the meantime. Among other things.
 
OK, at the risk of personal embarrassment, I'll take a shot at doing myself:


SJM
"First, the three best players ever are Efren, Efren, and Efren. Second, defense (meant to denote safety play) wins championships."

Exactly 20 words!
 
PoolSharkAllen said:
The older sister is a cutie too. She should move to Denver, the single's capital of the country (as proclaimed by Forbes magazine)! :)
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However the question is are the single females looking for single males?

I also liked the one about Cuetechasaurus. "Who the #$(&@#(&$(&$ gave me a $#)(##R)*#)*@)*R)*)@*#)*)!*T&!&$_&$!&$)(@!#)#*$ Positive Rep point?"
 
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