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smittie1984 said:
I think it was Bruin70 who gave negative rep points to someone who was posting to cuetechasuarus' post.
I just remembering someone being told to "Put down the pipe and step away from the keyboard."
It was some seriously funny stuff!
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OMG, that was a good one!!Barbara said:
Sorry to hear that Rodney. If if makes you feel better, it could be worse... a good friend of mine that has a 1 yr old baby at home broke BOTH of her wrists on Sat. She went in for surgery this morning.Rodney said:
Timberly said:OMG, that was a good one!!
Sorry to hear that Rodney. If if makes you feel better, it could be worse... a good friend of mine that has a 1 yr old baby at home broke BOTH of her wrists on Sat. She went in for surgery this morning.
Thanks, and yeah that would definately be worse!!
Rodney said:
It could be worse. It could have been this...
Your spelling of my name was 43% grammatically incorrect. And you forgot to add a BTW: More testing is required - further results to be forthcoming.TheOne said:WillieBetMore: SomeRandomNameGenerator, I play with a pro about 500 hours a day AND I have my own table, BUT I have a family and don't get to play much, besides, my pockets are tight, I could break 50 if I really wanted to........hey, I could......stop laughing......hey you....Oi!
ColinCalcul8tEr+x-1:, Eureka! I finally did it, this morning I calculated the exact calculated number of days on my calculator that I need to spend on theory in order to achieve my calculated goals based on my calculated predictions. This calculation is statistically correct to 5 degrees of squirt once you have calculated your mean pivot point. Therefore hence, if I don't deviate from this predetermined calculated tangent line I should reach my goal and increase my pattern recognition speed by -23.5% by the World Open. (NOTE: these calculations do not yet account for self induced inside throw)
JAM: REAL MONEY REAL MONEY REAL MONEY JMO FWIW LOL LMAO RAOTFL did I say REAL MONEY?
SJM: I shall kindly refrain from taking any further part in these discussions. We shall have to agree to disagree, peace
Cornerman: You have misread and misunderstood my post there is absoloutley no way Steve Davis used to be a snooker player, look at his stroke and patterns!
Just for that, you get another one
TheOne: I am not a shortstop. If I don't run 200 by the end of the year I will burn my new table!
Calcul8r <~ That's how to spell it!
PoolSleuth after someone points out he is annoying: At LAEST I arm aksing qestions, YUO dont AND taht IS anoyign!
DCP: I don't want to admit that I suck, so I'll say I'm unlucky even though everyone hates me for saying it.
DCP: I don't want to admit that I suck, so I'll say I'm unlucky even though everyone hates me for saying it.
Colin Colenso said:Your spelling of my name was 43% grammatically incorrect. And you forgot to add a BTW: More testing is required - further results to be forthcoming.
Just for that, you get another one
TheOne: I am not a shortstop. If I don't run 200 by the end of the year I will burn my new table!
Calcul8r <~ That's how to spell it!
ok ok Calcul8r: 14.1 doesn't suit my game, besides my table has tightened up and the cloth's too slow - I love Asian girls!
TheOne said:ok ok Calcul8r: 14.1 doesn't suit my game, besides my table has tightened up and the cloth's too slow - I love Asian girls!
Asian girls don't do anything for me. Allot of cute ones hang out on MySpace, they are always sending us friend request's. Get a MySpace if you don't already have one and I will forward them to you.
cuetechasaurus said:
I am a Executive Recruiter here in St.Pete FL, I do all kinds of placements perm and temp. My Wife, here is her typical schedule on a weekday:
6:45 the alarm clock goes off, sometimes I get lucky and have morning "Booty".
7:30 she rolls out of bed, makes me a sandwich to take to work.
7:45 Kisses me Goodbye and goes back to bed.
12:00 gets up, throws in a load of laundry, chats on the phone with friends.
1:00 watches a racey soap opera, Passions I think.
1:30 watches the Bold and the Beautiful soap opera.
2:00 watches some other soap opera.
3:00 Finishes laundry. Does some house cleaning etc etc.
3:30 empties dishwasher, chats on phone with friends.
4:00 starts dinner if it is a big project or goes to grocery store, walgreens etc etc, runs erands etc etc.
5:00 I call her when I leave the office to see if:
A. She made something for dinner.
B. If it is my turn to cook, (pick up Chinese takeout).
C. If she wants to go out to dinner.
5:40 I get home, she opens door and puts my lunchbox away.
I go take a shower, look at all the bills that came in the mail etc etc.
6:30-7:00 we eat dinner, and watch Classic Billiards that I tape on the trusty ol VCR in the living room.
7:45 clean up dinner mess and kitchen, I go throw out trash, then we watch TV for a while, she chats on phone with friends.
10:00 Turn off TV, unless something good is on at 10:00 Like on tuesdays we watch Rescue Me.
10:30 or 11:00 "Booty Time" for a while, then off to dreamland.
6:45 am wake up, do it all over again.
Weekends are much different, sometimes her friends come over and hang out, they lay out by the Pool, then we do something fun for dinner, like
cook out on the grill or they make Tacos, gaucamole, nachos fun stuff like that. Sometimes we go shoot some Pool at the sports bar, free Pool on weekends.
They all love Football, so during football season if there is a Bucs game we always have them over, or all go hang at the sports bar.
RSB-Refugee said:The photo is a little small, but very nice.
Who is, your wife, or her sister?
Sorry Capt, I just couldn't let one that easy slip by.
Tracy
That's OK. Yes her Sister is now Single.
My Wife and I just celebrated our 8th aniv.
CaptainHook said:That's OK. Yes her Sister is now Single.
My Wife and I just celebrated our 8th aniv.
Next Tuesday (22nd) is my 30th wedding anniversary... Guess where I'll be... You got it, league playoffs are that night.
I tell ya my wifes a saint, actually I think she has to put up with me for 2 more weeks to officially qualify for sainthood. As a bonus at 50 odd she still isn't bad looking. http://www.s-c-ellis.com.
catscradle said:Next Tuesday (22nd) is my 30th wedding anniversary... Guess where I'll be... You got it, league playoffs are that night.
I tell ya my wifes a saint, actually I think she has to put up with me for 2 more weeks to officially qualify for sainthood. As a bonus at 50 odd she still isn't bad looking. http://www.s-c-ellis.com.
Nice photo. Are you related to Ed Ellis, who used to own "Ellis the Rim Man"
on Commonwealth?
PoolSleuth
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JimM the Case Builder, and the Guy who gave away (2) Vintage Cases. I miss him.
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CaptainHook said:Nice photo. Are you related to Ed Ellis, who used to own "Ellis the Rim Man"
on Commonwealth?
Quite possibly, but not that I know of. My Ellis roots can be traced to 1637 in Plymouth, MA, so there are an awful lot of Ellis's out there (especially in New England) related to me. I always used to see his "Ellis The Rim Man" sign in Boston and wonder just that question. On the other hand, Ellis is a very common English/Scots/Welsh/Irish surname and we're obviously not all related to each other.
BTW, I have done some of my genealogy and I am related to FDR and U.S. Grant. And according to some amateur genealogists Charlemagne (it's that whole Knights Templar/Masons conspiracy nonsense).
Doesn't help my pool game though.
catscradle said:
Congrats on the 30 year aniv.
Ed Ellis and his family are very nice folks, I use to come up to Boston every April to see them. He retired and closed the store a few years back and sold the building to the college.
We miss our trips to Boston.
sniper said:Ask her if she likes young single oil and gas accountants
As long as the oil isn't oily hair and the gas eminating from the accountant.