Billiard quotes

[Side Pocket Kid]

Just like the title.... does anyone have any great billiard quotes..... Like "Patience is a virtue"...

 

[sjm]

Just like the title.... does anyone have any great billiard quotes..... Like "Patience is a virtue"...

Pool taxes your patience at a rate even the IRS would consider obscene -- Irving Crane

 

[ajrack]

more...

The closer the cue ball gets to the pocket...the bigger the pocket gets!

 

[Kerry Impson]

Life is like a game of pool -- you never know how they're gonna roll!!

 

[9balllvr]

here's a pool quote you here a lot in a room..."i haven't played in months"

 

[hemicudas]

Quote: Jimmy "Flyboy" Spears,,,,,,,,There goes the legendary,,,,"MiniScrotum Fats".

 

[wakuljr]

"if that would have went in, you would have made it"

 

[Colin Colenso]

Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
-- Frank Carson

 

[mudball]

http://mrankin.home.cern.ch/mrankin/Waddell.htm
http://members.aol.com/blkbeltbilliards/quotes.html

Some of those aren't too bad But my fav would have to be;

"If you keep on doing what you have been doing, you will keep on getting what you have been getting." - Bert Kinister

 

[Nostroke]

"Man if i didn't miss all these ducks, you'd have no chance against me"

Said angrily and in all seriousness by White Plains Charlie after his 10th hanger miss in a money match.

 

[Wally in Cincy]

"I paid my way thru college playing pool"

to which I reply "Bullshit" ;-)

 

[senor]

"If anybody ever offers me a job, I'll smack 'em in the face!"

---Ronnie Allen

 

[MFB]

Often heard after missing a shot...

" I hit that ball too good."

 

[Wally in Cincy]

McGoorty, speaking of the Japanese female billiard player some years back (sorry, forgot the name)

"she'll give you one of those cute little smiles then she'll take them billiard balls and shove 'em right up your pooper"

 

[Zims Rack]

"If I would have just hit it right, it would have went in!"

Well, DUHH!!!
Zim

 

[Drake]

After watching a road guy win around 2400 playing bank pool for 400 a game at Derby City playing a local Kentucky player I witnessed somebody ask the road guy how he came out......The road player said " I think I broke even"......LOL.

"Pool is a Four Letter Word and feels like ONE most of the time"

 

[chefjeff]

McGoorty, speaking of the Japanese female billiard player some years back (sorry, forgot the name)

"she'll give you one of those cute little smiles then she'll take them billiard balls and shove 'em right up your pooper"

You're probably thinking of Masako Katsura.

Jeff Livingston

PS McGoorty has about a million quotable quotes. He're on about him: "Look at that goddamn McGoorty--too lazy to work and too yellow to steal."---Shamrock Eakin

 

[JoeyInCali]

"I'll kick your azz if you let me."
" If I don't miss, I'd make all balls."
Efren said this one, " The other guy looks great when you're shooting crappy."

 

[hustlefinger]

"The longer he's dead the better he plays" - Danny DiLiberto talking about Johnny Irish

"He may know a million shots, but none of them came up this match." -- Danny DiLiberto

 

[gwvavases]

After slopping in a ball... "That's why there's 6 pockets."

After missing... "That woulda gone in on an 8-ft table."